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Hello mi lovies.... 

Happy Saturday to us....

How many are going for owanbes today? How many of you are at the venue already? If you eat that party jollof rice without inviting me, you shall purge when you get home... shikena *straight face* or better still, come and appease the gods (that's me).... with 1 bag of rice, two live fowl, the front teeth of a Crocodile, the semen of a Lion and 7 gallons of palm oil. I rest my case.


So I saw the above image on my friend's display picture and I thought to ask you all... how many of us will have to call our Leboos 'uncle'? 

*looks around*.... no hands up. You better don't lie now *clears throat*... for me sha,  I would have to be calling Leboo 'Uncle Leboo'. Hahaha. Or maybe Broda Tito.... Sir don P (Note.... Don P is a nick name Tito cherishes so bad. If you want a million naira from him, just call him Don P. How do you think I got my Christmas cloth a day before 25th from him....hehehe. *don't tell him I told you o*).

That's it for now. I am expecting my Jollof rice and chicken.

Have a wonderful Saturday.

Cheers...

XoXo....

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