Hello mi lovies. I know you missed me... I missed y'all too and so I have decided to spoil all of you through out this week. There shall be lots of kissing than talking this week *eyes Bukky and Tibs*. That's what's up na... Last week I saw this article on my blog bestie's blog (www.misspurpleheart.com) and I stole it before asking and then like seriously, I took permission after robbing her *covers face*......mhen, my stealing skills have improved o... but then I would input my own in the middle so it would be Aby and Moby's article.... Here it is...
I'm a big fan of kissing.... I really am... You all shouldn't be surprised seeing I'm always sharing kisses on this blog.....lol. You see, just as you have the "ass guy" and "boob guy", I am here today to introduce and represent the ladies that are into kissing and touching and the ones that are for the former and against the latter and vice versa.
For me, kissing is interesting and it kinda gives away the "arrival mode" of a guy. That means I know how a guy acts when he arrives once I kiss him. The word arrives makes it sound funny and I hope you understand what I mean.
I have gotten into lots of issues because of this kissing thingy.... The day I discovered kissing, I felt like I just found gold at the end of the rainbow... You should believe my last sentence cos that shii is true. So I would like to point out somethings at this juncture.
Touching: Some guys are basically bad touchers. They handle the twins like .....errŕr......*thinking*.........
the horn of a news paper vendor. Jeez its very annoying. Guys like this are usually clueless in wonderland. Like truly, some guys would squeeze the future of the twins and you would be wondering if this same lady would be able to breast feed in the future... Chris....Mannie....Duru.... learn now when you can. Hehehe.
Off Topic: I find that some people are uncomfortable talking about sex with friends. Hehehehe. Truth is I feel very very uncomfortable talking about sex but I can type it...like right now. When my friends are gisting about sex, I just laugh and enjoy the conversation. For people like me, don't just walk away. Just chill, listen and keep laughing but don't laugh too much before they think something is wrong with you. You may even learn from it. Don't act all Anti-sex cause guess what? It's impossible for you to be anti-sex. Were you not born as a result of an excursion to wonderland?????
Okay Back to the topic. I would like to ask some questions.... cos that's what I kinda do.
What ticks you off about kissing/touching someone or what do you enjoy about it?
This is what ticks me off.... Tongue. I can still hold my breath for a few minutes if you have a bad mouth odour but once you bring out the tongue at the beginning, that's it....it is so over.
Don't be shy. Share.
Wait o! What even inspired this topic?..I remember now..heheheheh...
Why does it feel better or pleasing to watch white people kissing than to watch black (Nigerians especially) people kissing??? I think I have the answer.... Nigerians can't kiss. Hahahaha.
So answer that and then share your views on the topic. Thank you!
Cheers!