SISTERHOOD OF THE WHAT?
Nna mehn... yew know yew ha balling when you are nominated for the sisterhood blogger award by a sup-aaa-star mehn... biko shii *in my worst igbo voice ever*..hahahaGuess who's starting something???...
View ArticleMY EX HAD BETTER NOT TRY THIS
Hello BoosHow's your Saturday going?Mine... #Busy much...So yesterday, I was going through Linda Ikeji's blog and I saw this hilarious post done by a reader. I have been hearing alot about the Hello...
View ArticleWEEKEND DOWNLOAD - ALL BLUE EVERYTHING
Hello boos…hello baes...Ske ske robo ske.....robo ske ske robo...lmaoAswear that sounds like a cult greeting in a yoruba movie...lol...starring Muka ray and Yomi Adebayo....lolOk...*composes...
View ArticleGBAGAUN IS ALLOWED
Hello lovie boo boo lees... What's crackalacking???How you feel... how you feel... how you feeling?You only live once...that's the motto.. n*&%a YOLO *listening to Drake and I'm just feeling my...
View ArticleCHEERS TO A SUPER DUPER WEEKEND
Hello boos..I am really excited about this weekend cos I have a very busy one. Don't worry...ama give you the gist in .... 3 days... Mwaaahhhhhhand..... I OPEN THE DOOR TO A SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC...
View ArticleWEEKEND DOWNLOAD: SURPRISED BRIDE TO BE
Here we come, so wave your hands...For Moby, drama queen and Mobylizers..It is time, for the weekend downloadSit and chill and let us readAlways...We are Mobylizers.. yea *rap mode activated*I don't...
View ArticleWEEKEND DOWNLOAD: EMOTIONS EVERYWHERE
Happy new month fam. It's the first day of the 12th month of the year 2015. I remember when we were all shouting HAPPY NEW YEAR... Now its the last month of that year. God has been so wonderful. He...
View ArticleMY HIV STORY
Yo...ma niggas... What's happening? *hands holding crotch....two fingers in the air*..Hahaha. Can't a girl just decided to be crazy...mbok.Tuesday was WORLD’S AIDS DAY and I was planning on putting up...
View ArticleDON'T PHUNCK WITH MY HEART MOBY
Hellluurrrrr!!!!!!!I know sey na only me waka come but I will still be wakaing..hehe.I will purposely not say sorry because my sorry too dey plenty abeg. Every time I will be apologizing… but I can’t...
View ArticleGIVEAWAY WIFE
Hello mi lovies. Thank you so much for having me back. It feels so good to be back.This morning, I was going to put up pictures of the shoes (cos some people asked) but then I forgot my memory card at...
View ArticleHAPPY NEW YEAR MOBYLIZERS
No be design am o... I saw this beautiful banner and edited it..Before someone would send me petitionHappy new year family...let's this do again...see you on the other side.I would love to have...
View ArticleTHE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY
I try small sha..Hello my dearest MobylizersI wish I was anonymous and no one knew I was Moby... the kind of things you'd read on here would scare the crap out of you. Still scares me when I think...
View ArticleDON JAZZY AND OLAMIDE BROKE US UP
What the f*&K did I just read?Good day Mr.Chairman sir, panel of judges, accurate time keeper and my fellow audience.Before I continue, I will like to give honor to whom honor is due..before some...
View ArticleTHIS ISN'T GOODBYE 2
*CLEARS THROAT**peeps in**one leg in*Oh nooo... my heart is beating faster than normal. Why am I scared to blog? This is my baby and I am scared to cuddle her.. noooooo. I know why I am scared. I am...
View ArticleI HAVE A STINKY HOO-HA
You know Moby is back to Blogsville when you start seeing things like this. Hahahaha...I can imagine some people's faces like "ehn mgbo Moby has a smelly down-below". Let me digress a bit. I was...
View ArticleTHE GIRL STRUGGLE WAS REAL
It is hard too..heheSup...sup..sup ma niggas. First, happy first mobylizing weekend. Everything we are doing here now is new o.. Feeling like I just came back from jand..hehe.I met a Mobylizer...
View ArticleHOW TO BE SINGLE
Hello Mobylizers So today, I decided to blog whore a little and I checked out the boo's blog (Berry Dakara).... She has no idea how much I love her and this post caught my attention and I have decided...
View ArticleDEAR MOBY
Hellluuurrrr *in my strangest Madea's voice*How y'all doing?You know Moby is back when you get a Dear Moby series in a week *covers face*. Feels so good to be back. What's crackalacking?MY MOOD RIGHT...
View ArticleHOW JEALOUS DO YOU GET?
According to Webster Dictionary, Jealous is being defined as Vigilant in guarding a possession or disposed to suspect rivalry or unfaithfulness. For example, a friend of mine told me her boyfriend told...
View ArticleTHE NEW GENERATION WHORING (SMW)
So who followed the #Dubai trend on twitter over the weekend? I know some people have no idea what I am talking about. Well, I forgive you. That's why I am here anyways.SMW means Social Media Whoring....
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