Diary of a Lagos drama

Now this is how to chop beta kiss *mwaaah*

Hello my cherrie kokos....my lovies....my babe's...my heartbeats...the sugar in my tea...the cockroaches in my cupboard..(*covers face*).....the mobylizing mobythrones that mobylize my mobylating heart..LOL.... At this juncture, I have to shut up my mouth cos I'm sure I won't make any more sense from this point on....LOL...especially if I continue with my special greetings..

How was your weekend? gimme gist jorr...but wait ..... Guess who is finally back???....Meeeee...*yay*....dancing shoki+galala.... I am back and I am stronger. Thank you all for checking up on me. You don’t understand the kind of love I feel when I know someone has me in mind and in this case, I had alot of wonderful people thinking about me , praying for me and wishing me well. Thank you all so much.

Before I let you guys in on what I have for you today, I've got to show you how fine I looked yesterday. I was feeling myself mheen!.... I was just scoping myself in church. Someone even called me Beyonce....hehehehe....Na wash o but I was just blushing...*grin*. So here's what I looked like yesterday.

The things Buiti and Tosyne will cause with all their fashion pose ehn...diarisgod o...I sha can't come and carry last...hehehe

A day without a selfie is a day not well spent

So I got this article from a friend yesterday and I felt really inspired and y'all know I won't keep it to myself. I hope you are inspired after reading it. God bless us all....

Enjoy this:

The song "It Is Well With My Soul" was written by a successful Christian lawyer Heratio Spafford. Here's why the song was composed.

His only son died at age 4 in 1871 and In 1872, the great Chicago fire wiped out his vast estate made from a successful legal career. In 1873 he sent his wife & 4 daughters over 2 Europe on a summer trip on the ill fated ss ville du Havre. Since he had a lot of work to do, he planned to join them later. As fate would have it, the Ship sank & he lost his 4 daughters leaving his wife as the only survivor. She sent him the now famous telegram which simply read: SAVED ALONE....

On His return home, his Law firm was burned down and the insurance refused to pay. They said "It's An Act Of God". He had no money to pay for his house and thus lost it and he had no work. Then while sitting and thinking about all that had happened and was happening to him, being a spiritual person, he wrote a song - "whatever my Lot, You have taught me to say - It is well, it is well with my soul".

My dear friend, a good attitude will determine your altitude. When you look at your life, career, job or family life, what do you say? Do you praise God? Do you blame the devil?........... A good attitude towards God makes Him move on your behalf. Just sit down and say, Today God, it is well with my soul, I am thankful I had a peaceful sleep, I am thankful I am alive with possibilities, I am thankful I have a roof over me, I am thankful I have a job, I am thankful that I have Family and Friends. Above all, I am thankful that I have the Lord Jesus Christ on my side. Be blessed and don't be envious or shocked when others are prospering because you don't know what they have been through to get there (test, trials and tribulation) so thank God for what you have. "Little is much when God is in it. It Is Well With My Soul! Touch someone's life with this message... If God is for us, who can be against us?...And ofcourse Romans 8:18 says...for I reckon that the sufferings we go through today cannot be compared to the glory that would be revealed in us.

Also I saw this picture yesterday and I shared on my instagram page yesterday. If you are not following me on instagram yet, then you are sitting on a long thing *rolls eyes*. Oya follow me now on @mz_moby and I will follow back asap...*wink*

Lastly, the hillcity giveaway ended yesterday. I will be announcing the winners tomorrow. To everyone that entered for it, thank you so much. God bless us all.

And so I open the door to a very beautiful week. This week, may God open doors for us....may we find favor everywhere we go. God bless us all. Remember to always put a smile on your face...and on the faces of those you meet everyday.. you never know who always looks forward to it...I love you. Peace y'all....

Cheers....

HARSH BUT TRUE

My people....My people.....My people........How una dey?....how’s the Mobylity Mobylizing ?...Mobyle or Immobyle?......I’m sure we are good. It is the last day in the month....mehn God has been wonderful... Thank God for life...for love...for blessings...for you...Thank you....

So today I'll be talking about a very crucial topic which I know a lot of us must have faced or still face at the moment. This should have been in the Dear Moby series but dem no send me work ontop dis one.... I just needed to share this with you guys....You see... I have always wanted to be a counsellor or a psychologist (...please don't shake your head for me just yet.....the amount of things I still want to be ehn, I no fit mention am finish for here...LOL). Why do I want to be a counsellor? I feel I am a good listener (even with my impatient attitude) and I can talk to people in such a way that they open up to me. Last week I was talking to a friend who is in love with this guy.... more like crushing on this guy.... Now this dude in question is a fine boy and I know that the guy won't even look at my friend twice talk less of being serious with her. Not that she's ugly oo....she's a fine girl o but he's way out of her league...

So here she was thinking about this guy, obsessing over him and even stalking him. She just couldn't imagine not being with him so the Nigerian Oprah *points to self* was called to help solve this rather crucial case. Now I could see where she was coming from and how she felt. I dated my ex boyfriend for 2 years. At some point in the relationship, I started feeling not good enough.... I was the one doing the calling, the caring and pulling all the strings....I would call him morning, afternoon, night, mid night.....”ohlawdhavmerci”. When I'm crazy, I am very very crazy.... so I started seeing signs of un seriousness and being taken for granted by him...and I can't let one boy come and break Moby's fragile heart so I packed my load, my heart, removed my slippers, put it on my head and ran like I was being chased by a mad man.

One thing I told her was "letting go is difficult not because you can't live without the attachment; it's difficult only because you think it is".

We find out how strong we are in the moments of the uncertainty life inevitably gives us. The unplanned events – layoffs, death, disease or divorce – can come crashing into our world at any moment. Then the questionable life changes crop up. Should I stay or should I go? Should I buy or save? Should I forgive or forget? Should I move or not? The ‘shoulds’ become a thirsty internal craving as we try to process the best outcome for our life. The problem?, In doing this, we often hold onto what no longer works but in my friend's case, she just wanted a friend....and he just didn't see it that way.

I have another friend who is in a negative situation and is hanging on for dear life because he wants to be brave and wants to tough it out. He told me, “Giving up is not an option,” which so many of us believe. When I was going to leave my ex, someone told me to still try and work it out. Don't give up yet.....that’s what the person said. But I was suffering. I was having sleepless nights and long hurtful days... But we must know that when holding on to something that hurts our health and potential possibility to be happy, we have to look closely at why we're choosing to stay.

Life is a balance of holding on and letting go. We strive to make the right choice but how do we know when it is truly time to let go and move on?

Romantic relationships, jobs, even places we live in have an expiration date. Sometimes we hold on to things that aren’t working out of fear we won’t find something better. Perhaps our greatest fear is the unknown, which is why so many of us grasp, hold on to and manipulate our situations in trying to control our surroundings. But the outcome is always the same: more pain, immense frustration and enormous guilt and blame.

So how do you know you need to "let go" and detach yourself from that certain thing/person? Simple: It comes from self-awareness and inner-strength! Once you are aware that your habit/attachment/obsession is consuming and ruining not just you but also your thoughts,... it's making you and others around you uncomfortable or uneasy and making your life harder than it may already be. We have to trust in our inner strength and there must be willingness to let go. That's when you will start salvaging the situation and start working towards making a new beginning; possibly a new you!

So my dear friends and obsessed lover.....I've been there and I overcame. The truth is Moby crushes easily.... Most of us know that I like fine boys...it’s an addiction. I might not have anything to do with you o but I'll just be crushing on the person for a while and before you know it, the crush dies and I'm crushing on someone else. I think it’s a bad habit I really don't want to stop. I remember someone on Tib's blog telling me to go settle down because of my crushing ability.... well I'm almost there... NOTE: Le boo is a hot gentle man. You need to see that guy's arms....his body is to die for.... okayyyyy.....I'm back.... So to my dear friend that is hurting, I say let the guy know you like him (if I hear someone say that's cheap I will tie a c4 bomb on you and ignite it *tongue out*), listen to what he has to say and then move on if he's not interested. You never know until you try. To all the Mobylizers, always know when to move on... it’s not a do or die affair....You can only meet the right and best person when you move on from the one that’s in your way...*wink*

Mhen ....after all that grammar...I now have a headache....I think I’ve spoken all the English I’m supposed to speak for 5 years in this post....*LMAO*... No more big big grammars in my subsequent posts... Una nor fit kill me...

Happy Independence Day in advance to all the Nigerian readers....if you are Nigerian by birth, by marriage or by 'i dunno', congratulations to you.

I love you all.... kisses

Cheers....

Hello mi boos...mi darlings....mi kori kosuns...LOL..(that means "dont see, wont sleep")...how ya'll doing?People....it's Thursday...and so..........it's RANT DAY! But first, how many people rocked green white green yesterday? I didn't but my dress had a touch of green... Green is not one of my favorite colours and so I will not be caught wearing it even if I had no choice.... ewhhhhhhh.... sorry to my green lovers..*grin* .. hehehe.

Happy independence day to everyone.... hope we had fun? I did... Yesterday I met the whole of TTT family... it was so cool. Now I can place faces to the commenters on our blogs. Judith is a fine yellow pawpaw, Temi is a beauty to behold, Nike is a black beautiful woman, Duru....Duru...Duru (I think I'm beginning to crush on Duru o) *I hope Jilda and Tibs doesn't see this...Hello Duru..runs off*... hehehe, Esther with the beautiful smile... Thanks Tibs...You did a good job in introducing all of us to each other...kisses boo.

So today is another rant day and I love rant days. They are so interesting. ..people just letting out steam and guess what? This ranter is sooo detailed, straight to the point and very angry. After reading the rant, I got very angry too and I still am. I'm sure we all can relate to this...everyone must have had at least one experience as regards today's rant. I've been in the same situation so I can relate... well here it goes...

RANTER:

Moby last week I went to the super market to buy salt cos I already planned to cook beta jollof rice... so fast track to the market, I bought Chef salt and went back home. I got home and decided to pour out the salt from the sachet into the salt jar. Lo and behold, Moby what I saw, my mouth can't explain it but I will. I saw rat faeces and dead mosquito in the salt. Immediately I called my sister to be a witness to what I just saw. She just went crazy on me and immediately called the customer care service. Immediately they picked, my sister just started shouting and so they said they were going to call us back in 24 hours. The next day they called and this was what ensued.

"This is Joy from Chef customer care. I am calling regarding a complaint made by you yesterday as regards our salt.”

“Yes?”

“Please I’d like to have your house address.”

At this, my sister shook her head, signalling a disapproval and I replied “Why do you want my house address?”

“To replace the salt.” was Joy’s answer.

“I refuse to give you my house address for security reasons, and I don’t intend to use your salt anymore so there is no need for you to replace it. I only alerted you to the situation so that you know what to do to stop producing unhygienic salt, and probably call back that entire batch.”

Joy’s tone suddenly turned hostile.

“Look madam, you have to give us your house address. Besides if you refuse to use our salt again, other Nigerians will use it. If you like go to places and report. You could even be a lawyer or journalist for all I care, you can’t stop us from doing business. Our salt is still the best in this nation”. Then she banged the phone.

We were in utter shock. We could not believe the sudden turn of the conversation. My sister being hot-headed decided to call back immediately. Joy picked up again and my sister went into a rage:

“Hello, do you not have respect? How dare you speak that way to me? I called to complain about your product and you insult me?”

Joy responded, “Please, please, please. Who do you think you are? You want to spoil the name of this company but you will not succeed. You are nothing but a shameless woman trying to cause trouble. You will never succeed, you hear me? Our salt is the best and you can go and die if you don’t like it.” She banged the phone again.

This country…see lawlessness…is this how a customer care representative ought to speak? Are they going to just get away with this, while innocent Nigerians keep consuming this unhygienically produced salt, endangering their health and lives?

I just went back to the market, bought another salt and left them to their fate. May God help us all.

MOBY SPEAKS

My people I am as irritated as you....I practically can't say anything now...I don't want to so I don't say the wrong things....But I believe these people shouldn't get away with this unscathed .. Please who else has been through this? or who has anything to say....Let's talk..

Cheers....

My obsession with this shoki dance ehn

Baby hello....sisi hello....bobo hello......Mobylizers hellooo......I'm in a very good mood today...not sure why?...seems like a huge blessing is coming my way....IT IS...TODAY!! Amen...for me, for you and everyone...*wink*

It's already the third of October(just like that)... I tag this month #OctoberToRemember. I pray in this month, we shall hear good news...May God open doors for us all....doors of opportunities, doors of unlimited favor, doors of abundant mercy in Jesus Christ's name. We would all remember this month as the month of endless testimonies ...AMEN!.

So......... I'll be announcing the winners of the hillcity ankara - inspired toilet bags give away....(if you didn't know about this then na you be the real lastma official ooo...LOL)

Please don't forget the 10/10/10 program...(the reason for the give away). The program is designed to train and empower people on 10 current and trending bead styles for 10 days for just 15,000naira only. It doesn't stop at beads training because it has been designed to include gele tying and a photoshoot after the training, for all the works done by each participant....*super cool*. Certificates would also be awarded at the end of the training and materials needed can be purchased at the venue. There will be a morning Session -11am to 2pm and an afternoon Session - 3pm -6pm. It starts 6th - 17th October, 2014 and 20th - 31st October, 2014. Venue: 113,Aina Street,Ojodu,Ikeja,Lagos. For more information contact Kenny on 7bfe0d8a,07032301155,07011822728..(please np toasting oo...*rolls eyes* and no flashing too..). Like our Facebook page - WWW.Facebook. com/hillcityngr.

Now the time has come. .. Drum roll please......

And the winners are......................................................................

Elizabeth Adeniji

Funmi Ajayi

Sogie

Temidayo

And.......wait for it.........

Amusu Mobolaji....( I can't come and carry last na. Hahahahaha.)

I'll be sending emails to the winners later. Congratulations and thanks for entering the give away. God bless us all.

So I open the door to the weekend... have fun and don't forget that life is too short to be anything but happy. So put a smile on that beautiful face of yours and on someone else and rock this weekend like its the last.

Barka de sallah to my muslim brothers and sisters. Moby loves you...

.... Cheers....

“Before the mountains were born or you brought forth the whole world, from everlasting to everlasting you are God."

-Psalm 90:2 (NIV)

God is God and He is God all by Himself, He needs no one to be God, He has been before the world began and He will still be God after the world ceases to be. He has no beginning neither does He have an end. As human beings, we are used to things having a beginning and an end, Ecc 3 says that there’s a time for everything, there is a time to start things and a time to wrap them up. Our tiny minds are so finite that we cannot possibly comprehend things that are beyond our existing paradigms.

God on the other hand, has been around forever. There has never been a time where He didn't exist. Before the mountains were created, before the earth spun on its axis, God was. He was not born and He will not die. He is the everlasting God. He lives forever. While this thought might have a tendency to short circuit the wiring in our brain, may we ask God by the power of His Holy Spirit to help us comprehend His everlasting nature.

I believe that the more we can meditate on the amazing vastness of our God and Father, we will begin to realize that He created us to experience this eternal life with Him! And the eternal life that He wants us to live is really not a time continuum or a destination, but a relationship. In Jesus' high priestly prayer in John 17:3, He describes eternal life like this...Now this is eternal life: that they may know you, the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom you have sent. (NIV)

Having a deeper understanding of who God is, will help us trust Him more with our lives, if He has not mismanaged the world, He cannot mismanage our lives, He is the all-knowing God, He knew us before we were formed, our times and seasons are in His hands.

May each one of us take great comfort in knowing that our Father is the everlasting God and He has called us to live an everlasting life with Him!

Shalom!

Confession

You are God alone, from before time began, You are on the throne and You reign forever, I put my trust in You I know I will never be put to shame. Halleluyah!

SOURCE: JOLA AND DEXTER AKIN-ALAMU

Welcome to Lagos

Hello beaurifu people... hanz boys and beaurifu gehs... don't be scared.... I'm just in my razz mode noni....LOL... what's going on? How's the sallah break going?....they say if by now you haven't tasted sallah meat, then you need to enroll for a character development program....LOL.... I have been eating meat since Saturday.... I doubt I'll be able to eat meat for the rest of the year cos I am tired already....and christmas is still there oooo...chai! diaris God!

Anyway, I have something beautiful for us today. A cousin of mine sent this to me.... thanks Omo T. It is a very beautiful and funny read and I was laughing all through. I hope you find it as funny as I did.

Here's the gist:

I boarded the big bus at Oshodi. It was one of those very hot evenings when one wondered whether the sun would go down or not. As usual, the bus was crammed with commuters who could not or did not wish to pay the higher fares demanded by the smaller buses. I was in the second category...I just did not want to pay twice the amount for the same journey.

As the seats filled up fast, the conductors began to call for passengers who would have to stand on the aisle between the seats. Standing passengers would pay an even less than what those of us sitting paid. More people rushed in till there was hardly any space in the bus to move and the nauseating smell of dirty, sweaty human bodies filled the air. It was a sorry situation, but we are used to “suffering and smiling” as Fela Anikulapo Kuti put it. The bus began its journey to Mile 2.

A short while into the journey, I expected someone to stand and begin reeling off the benefits of some herbal concoction or some all-healing drug to encourage the rest of us to buy but I was mildly surprised when a young man, who looked like he was in his late 20’s to early 30’s stood up and with a loud baritone voice shouted, “Somebody praise the Lord!”

No one responded with the usual “Hallelujah."

He tried again,”If you know God has been good to you, shout a big hallelujah!” This time, few people responded. This seemed like motivation enough for him so he continued, “My brothers and sisters in this bus, I am here to tell you to repent for the kingdom of God is at hand. Where will you spend eternity? Heaven is real and hell is real! Amend your ways now and forsake sin. Give your life to Christ and it shall be well with you…” On and on he went, admonishing the people to repent. He began to describe specific sins, “If you are into armed robbery, fornication and adultery, repent now! If you know you visit babalawo,doing charms here and there, hell fire is waiting for you. If you are into smoking and drinking, amend your ways. If you are a lady and you are wearing trouser, putting make up, doing attachment, don’t you know that the devil is using you? Repent and forsake those things now! Remember eternity is near.”

His last statement sparked hushed conversations among some passengers. Some giggled, while others tried to analyse what he had just said. The man sitting next to me was obviously upset about something because he kept murmuring incomprehensible jargon and was fuming; inhaling and exhaling deeply. I pretended not to notice.

The preacher kept up his preaching, painting scary pictures of “hell fire” perhaps in a bid to scare people into repentance. It amazed me how he never once mentioned how people can actually repent. He kept hammering on the need for it but never spoke about how to do it. I would have been puzzled if I was seeking repentance at that point because I would not know how to get it. When he felt he had reached the climax of his preaching, he said “Now, my brothers and sisters, some of you know me. I preach in the bus like this everyday, my route is Oshodi to Mile 2 to Orile. My work is to spread the gospel. This is my assignment. If you are led to contribute to the spreading of the gospel, please hand me your offering and I will pray for you. As you give to this ministry, God will never forget you.”

As some people were starting to give the preacher “offering”, the man next to me seemed about to explode. I knew something interesting was about to happen and I was not disappointed. He sprang up from his seat and pointed a finger at the preacher. “You are a useless man!” He shouted. The bus became very quiet. The man next to me continued, “You have no shame, disguising yourself as a preacher and using God’s name to beg. You are nothing but a fake and a sham!” Looking around at the passengers he continued, “Anyone who gives him money is a big fool! This man is not a man of God. A true man of God will never beg.”

“A labourer deserves his wages! So says the Bible!” The preacher shouted back. “You are nothing but an agent of Satan.”

The man did not back down, “You are the one who is an agent of Satan. Did Jesus send you to preach the gospel and collect money for doing so? When he sent his disciples out didn’t he charge them not to collect money for the good they do? You are here deceiving people, saying all sort of nonsense and calling it gospel. Where in the bible was it said that wearing trousers or make up is a sin? Where?”

“Rabashaba rabashaba rede, rede!” The preacher suddenly burst out in tongues. “Ororoshandei! Scatter! Scatter! Icantomaya roboscatter! Yeketeke.” This caused laughter to erupt from the rest of the passengers but the preacher was not fazed. He continued to pray, “Father, you said there will be tribulations! Let this agent of Satan and enemy of the gospel burn forever in hell fire!”

The furious man spoke up, “You will be the one to rot in hell you thief! People like you are a menace, looking for gullible people to exploit. Preaching nonsense instead of preaching love, salvation and forgiveness of sins. Once we get out of this bus I will give you the beating of your life. Next time, you will not try this rubbish.”

“You can do nothing! Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm, says the Lord!”

“Hahahahahahahahaha! Anointed abi? Let me see how anointed you are when we get off this bus.”

At that point the conductors who were enjoying the entire spectacle yelled, “Gbogbo ero, bo le! Everyboby come down. Na Mile 2 be this.” I quickly made my way out of the bus. A commotion was brewing as passengers begged the furious man to pardon the preacher while others took sides with the preacher and were ready to defend him against the man. I walked as fast as my legs could carry me away from that scene and I kept shaking my head.... This is just another day in Lagos.

Every day in lagos has its own drama, issues, surprises and intrigues. Lagosians are very unpredictable in their diposition towards issues but yet predictable as to always give you a view to enjoy...

If you didn't laugh then I guess your problem is greater than the problems in Nigeria..*rolls eyes*...or you are angry cos you're yet to taste sallah meat....*LOL*. Oya come and take small....

So mi lovies....beaurifu people... have a wonderful week ahead. Remember God loves you. We have 86 days left in this year.... mehn God has been so good. I can't believe it. If you are still waiting and procastinating to do that thing next year....next year don reach o... how long do you want to be procastinating things?. Start now... start now!!!.

I love you...very plenty.

Cheers.....

Good tidings I bring to you and your keens good tidings of sallah and a happy ........ehrmmmm....and a happy....chai!!!....why aint there no sallah version of that song???.....And a happy new day...*shrugs*...abi na???..LOL.....Hehehe..

Good morning mi lovies..... How are y'all doing??? y'all are tight yea?....you got your game going good innit?? Today I have decided to speak proper British English.....So if you see me and you notice you don't get what I'm saying....just go with the flow....I probably won't get most of what I'll be saying too....LOL

You guys know I snoop around a lot yea? (Bri-nglish alert *wink*). I can stay online for more than 4 hours stalking different blogs and I always find something new everytime..... So one time I was checking out some posts on Africa Naturalistas....Now, if you are a natural sister and you don't follow them....mehn you are missing. My hair is where it is today, because of them and they have gifted writers...my favourites have to be Ati, Berry and Janyl......Infact, I love them all.

While on my visit to their blog, I saw a particular giveaway and entered for it..It was an opportunity to win a ticket to an event organised by 'Dabs of Naija hair can grow". I was literally begging them to give me a ticket....*covers face* but someone else won it and I was devastated. The next day (testimony time *smile*) I got a mail from them saying I was being invited to a more prestigious event...not the one I was begging for, but a bigger, better one *yay for me* The program which is actually strictly by invitation would be holding at the Lagos Country Club, GRA Ikeja, on October 11, by 2.00 pm....Ain't I just a favoured girl?

The event is a Fashion Runway and Beauty Show, and the Theme is:- The Treasure of True Beauty. The guest Speaker is Olajumoke Adenowo, (I believe you might know her...you can google*wink*). There will be dance, spoken word, health talk, exhibitions, etc. And guess what?...all the AN (African Naturalistas) ladies in Nigeria will be there.

I was jumping up and down when I got this message. I thought I was dreaming.... meee Moby meet all the AN ladies. That's like a dream come true....But then something happened......*sad face*.... I was called for a wedding makeup Job in Ondo state.....and the wedding is on that same Saturday, October 11 *sigh*... I mean why did it have to be now?. This is not fair. This is what happens when you are hustling for yourself. Now I wish I have super powers...

So I sent them a message asking if I can nominate one reader of mine to go instead of me....they are yet to reply but if you are interested, just leave a comment down below stating why you should be there. I know it would be fun....I mean you get to meet the ever jovial Berry. I've met her and she is amazingly amazing. So let's do this. ...

I would be leaving for Ondo state on Thursday to return on Sunday.... See ehn, when I hear all those far far states, what comes to my head is 'no network service' but I'll try to be positive. If there's service I would blog as usual but if there's no network, I promise to come give you guys the gist on Monday. Please don't miss me o. I'll try not to miss you.....

I'll be sharing pictures on instagram...if you're not following me yet...well I don't blame you. I don't like instagram too *eyeing Aby*. You can follow me @mz_moby. I am not the most fun person but I am trying sha...obviously I'm not doing a good job. Hehehe.

Have a lovely day ahead....Moby loves you too much it hurts. Like seriously y'all don't know how much I love you guys... if you knew.....ehnnnn..You'd credit my bank account...LMAO

Peace Ya'll (bri-English...*wink*)

Cheers....

Africa Naturalistas

P.S: I met Temi of exclusivetins.blogspot.com and I must say she is a cute mamacita....she is what they call Beta Pikin. She is fooiinneeee... Oh no ..why don't I have a brother na...diarisgod o. Thanks Mami for coming over. You are the bestest.

Hello mi lovies.... Today is the 9th of October and someone very special to me was born on this day so its my birthday again... We were enemies that became friends so suddenly and I decided to make her my best friend. Funny this girl has too many best friends ehn....hmnnn diarisgod o. That's cos she is a very nice and sweet person. So today I've decided to dedicate this post to her cos she deserves it and she's worth it... Please help me wish her a very happy birthday today *kneels down* abeg...hehehe. I trust you na.... Thank you.

Hi sister,

I call you sister because that’s what you are to me. What else do I call someone who advises me, who scolds me whenever it is necessary, helps me to forget the sorrow and encourage me to keep going,... who doesn't let me give up when I am fed up, who is my biggest fan and supporter, my greatest critique, who checks on me when ill and ensures I use my drugs, who is willing to share her last kobo with me...hmnnn. I know you would freak out when you see this but these are the things we do for love mami.

Abimbola temi nikan...You’re so many more adjectives (generous, helpful and implausibly caring), but your kindness is unrelenting and I’m certain it will bring all the awesomeness you deserve in this world...I'm certain it will.... Words are insufficient to express all I feel and how I feel them (looks like I'm beginning to sound gay...LOL), but you need to know how awesomely awesome you are and how much of a darling and blessing you are to me and everyone around you, anyway. I promise to always be here, somewhere in the background to remind you every day, incase you ever doubt it.

Our unfresh days *covers face*

Sometimes I wonder how my life would be without you. I know that there are other friends but there's none like you who knows and reads me like an open book. Thanks for making me laugh, for seeing me when no one did, for making me feel good as I am and for not judging me...

I’m sorry if I’m sentimental now but I think that the day of your birthday is the perfect moment to say all I don’t or won't say on other days.... To thank you for everything... To remind you that you are important for me.

I wish that you find happiness and I will always be at your side to make it happen. I know that you have a lot of dreams, many objectives and goals, I will do my best to help you accomplish them because friends exist for that; to help each other always.

Shinkolo like me...hehehe

Today you add a year to your existence on earth and I thank God for allowing you live one more year and especially for letting me enjoy your friendship for another year. As you enter a new year, I want you to live with much enthusiasm. Don’t give up as a result of the problems or challenges that may appear because you will not be alone, I will be at your side to push you or stop you as the need may be.

I wish you a great birthday... the best of all. Thanks for being as you are, for being my best friend, for being my confidant and for being a bully even with your 'shinkolo pendant' size...hehehehe. Thanks for not doubting me, for facing me and taking care of me.... this babe really did take care of my sorry ass in Uni.. I love you and I wish you an unbelievably blessed birthday. I'm sorry I'll miss your party.... when you said you would postpone it till I got back from Ondo, I felt sadder but you know mami has to work so that we can visit Dubai together and drag Sunbo along....she doesn't have a choice.... I love you mami. Have a wonderful birthday and know that I'll be at your party in the spirit.

Amidst every promise I make today, I think there’s a need to include an apology. I’m not perfect (I know, I know.....shocker, right?). For all the unnecessary drama, utterly pointless rants and the hullabaloo that I created in your life. I’m sorry for ever taking you for granted, doing and saying whatever came to my mind with blithe disregard to your feelings. You never hesitated to call me out on my immaturity nor let me get away with it. You can be brutal in your opinions and advice and yet that brutality is laced with all the affection in the world. I am sorry for being self-centered as I know I can be most of the time but I am getting better by the day or at least trying to be. And the journey from being immature and selfish, to a better person has been a learning experience.

There are times when I do not like you too much, because sometimes I think you care a lot and I don’t deserve it. As trite as this may sound, I strive to be a better person because of people like you in my life.

As you have given me an important place in your life, I promise to always value it.

Happy birthday my dear Qtestbea.... mama loves you.

Mobylizers, I know you don't know my Qtestbea but you know me shey....and you know if I like someone, you too must like the person... its a must. *bring out Tibs bazooka*... Oya please wish my shinkolo bestie a happy birthday for me. She is such a nice person and I know she would cry when she sees this. I'm on my way to Ondo already....thanks for the safe journey wishes... thanks mi lovies. I would come back with gist for you...trust me na. Have a lovely day ahead.... Love y'all loads.

Cheers.....

What!.......what’s the time???.....

*Rushes in* *....Puts hands on head* What happened?.....why so many straight faces??...haaa!!!!.... *kneels down* I am so sorry I left for too long... Mama had to work and mama was tired...I’ve got to make money baybay!.. Thank you for understanding.

Before I start any gist, I have an advice for everyone. If you are ever travelling out of Lagos, please do a research on the place you are going. I was having faith that there was going to be good network in Ondo State but my faith let me down big time. Immediately I got there, I put on my swift and there was a big NO NETWORK on it....like there’s no Ondo plan for swift yet...I was totally “internetless”...LOL... Even my phone sef, it was only when I stepped out of my hotel room, I'll have small network and so I can post comments....before I say scoobi doobi doo its gone again. But all the same it was a good experience. I just want to say a huge THANK YOU to everyone that said happy birthday to my bestie. That babe was crying like a baby. She was so overwhelmed ehn....I'm sure if she ever see’s anyone of you she would cry again. Thank you so much. God bless us all.

Also guess who visited last week.... the biggest man I know on blogsville...Mr. Mannie and my blog role model....Berry Dakara. I love this woman ehn #nohomo o... I saw their comments and I just started doing my special moonwalk. Mannie thank you so much for stopping by. Berry thank you big. God bless you. I hope you are here to stay o. Hehehe.

Also, we got an email from a website. They said they would love to share some of our articles on their website and I was like WHAT!!!!..... really??... mehn we are going PLC o. So I want to open this blog to everyone. If you are a writer... whether as a passion, as a job, or something you pass time with, you can send some of your articles here. You never know who would be reading and who would be interested in your work. Never say never.

I also want to use this opportunity to tender an apology to Onyeziri Maureen. I have been angry with my cousin for not giving me the proper information. She sent me an article like it was written by her and I gave her all the credit. Maureen I am so sorry. You are a great writer I must say. Thank you for not pressing charges...*big grin*. God bless you.

All protocols have been duly observed!...or is there something I’m missing out ....naah!...we good...

Oya now to the main gist abeg *gbeborun mode activated.....drops tray from my head and pulls out a stool...LOL*...where do I start from ooo.. Ok let me start from the beginning...First the journey was 8 hours long....like seriously 8 gaddamn bloddy, nerve wrenching, butt numbing, mind fumbling, brain torching hours. I am never travelling by road... ever again. If the mode of transportation doesn't fly or glide,or disappears and re-appears, ayam not going. Ki lo de? How do people do it? I can never go through what I went through on Thursday and Sunday o. It was a terrible experience sitting for that long. My bum bum was just paining me, in fact sef, it has reduced in size due to the tension and excess pressure.

How did it go? Mehn it wasn't easy o. I was hired to do the makeover for the bridal train. The girls were 7 in number so the bride hired three makeup artists. The plan was that I was going to do makeup for 4 people, another babe would do for the remaining 3, then the third makeup artist (the fabulous Ronke who is also the bride's cousin) would do the make up for the bride. The agreement was for both engagement and white wedding (Friday and Saturday).

On the engagement day, the bride fired the other makeup artist (definitely not Ronke). So I was given an offer... do the makeup for 7 people and there would be more money. In my mind I'm like 'no way.....this is not happening' but the money was looking very attractive and besides, there was practically no other option. So I decided to do it *wink*. I made up for 5 girls on the engagement day and was to take on 7 girls the next day...*Phew*. I had to wake up at 4am on Saturday to start everyone's makeup cos they had to get to church by 9am. It wasn't funny but it was worth it.

Let me divert a little here...someone asked me this question before and someone still asked me over the weekend. They asked what the secret to a good makeup is? Is it good foundation or blending or the set spray? My own secret is.....wait for it.........................................................................GOD!....*smiles*. He puts a finishing touch to all my work. I am not bragging but I have never been fired on a job before or told'I don't like what you did on my face'. There are times I do a job and I'm looking at my work and I know it’s not a good job.....for example there was this time I was called to a music video shoot set to do the makeup for one musician babe. This babe is not the ugliest woman I've seen and she is not the finest I've seen also. By the time I was done with her face, I didn't like what I was seeing. Everything was just looking wrong. She looked at herself in the mirror and she was almost licking my feet. She was just blushing....and was saying thank you all the time. Even the producer said his camera loves my job and I just turned to le boo and gave him the 'what's going on here' look. What I usually do before I start any job is I look at my palm and I pray for them. I say to them 'make me proud' and when I start working I always pray. I don't chat with my clients all the time. I say something and I shut up and I keep praying. When I'm done, I ask God to put the finishing touches and he does. I am not perfect but I have a perfect God. No matter the job you are doing, you can try it. It always works. I just shared a secret....oya pay me now now!. Hehehe

I wasn't able to take so many pictures. I had limited time to work and so I couldn't take all the pictures but I took some. The photographer promised to send me some more pictures. ...when he does I promise to show everyone here but the few ones I have, I would share.

I love her facial features

I also got a goodie bag and this was what was inside my goodie bag.

Air freshner, Hamana roll on, Hamana lip balm, Hamana body mist and the air freshner sticks (don't know what they are called o)

Finally to every bride to be in the house, I have an advice for you.... Please get an event planner and let the person carry the entire burden of the event. You really don't need to stress yourself at all on or before your wedding. This bride was all over the place and it wasn't a funny sight at all.... She almost even started serving food to the attendees because she wanted everything to be perfect...I felt so sorry for her...I felt like I should just help her with all the wahala...but mhen...Omolade Akogun (nee Aruna) is one strong woman! Both physically and mentally.... And then the worst happened.... her cake fell down flat on the floor. She had a very elegant tall cake and it was a beauty to behold. The way the thing fell down like the wall of jericho was shocking....I was amazed too....You can only imagine how upset she was... I was just praying she enjoyed her wedding...anyway the Mc (Mr. Le boo) was fantastic and it was only when the reception started I saw the bride smile...so I’m sure she had fun.... I took a picture of the only surviving cake. Here it is.

And the decoration was fine. I loved it.

I didn't take a picture of myself because I was looking very tired. I'm sorry *sad face* but y'all know I still looked fine. Hehehe...I might be able to get a picture of me from the photographer though...then you’ll see what I looked at

All in all, I had fun. I met some pretty amazing people and they've been checking my blog since. I actually called myself a blogger....like I introduced myself as a blogger....hahaha. Welcome to the family everyone. I'm sure you would have fun here. Oya chop first timer kiss abeg *mwahhhhhh*

I must give it to Ondo people.... Ondo people know how to party jare. No wonder my mum likes party...she is an Ondo woman. There was food and drinks and loads of alcohol. The rice was very sweet ehn.... y'all know I like party rice na and this tasted so nice.

P.S : Happy birthday to the sexiest (like seriously.... I am not lying o) blogger I know. You think I'm lying? Oya go and see for yourself. She blogs at www.realcilverly.blogspot.com then come back and tell me that I'm lying. She looks like Beyoncé's younger sister....hehehe. Also, Happy birthday to my friend and client, Sarah Joseph - Tiamiyu. I wish you both long life and prosperity..... good health and all the good things of life. Have a lovely birthday today. Oya make una chop kiss o jare *mwaaahhh*.

Who missed me? I missed me too and I missed everyone. So how was your weekend....gimme beta gist abeg.

Have a fabulous week ahead. I love you all like kilode mehn...hehehehe

Cheers...

Hello mi lovies. I know you missed me... I missed y'all too and so I have decided to spoil all of you through out this week. There shall be lots of kissing than talking this week *eyes Bukky and Tibs*. That's what's up na... Last week I saw this article on my blog bestie's blog (www.misspurpleheart.com) and I stole it before asking and then like seriously, I took permission after robbing her *covers face*......mhen, my stealing skills have improved o... but then I would input my own in the middle so it would be Aby and Moby's article.... Here it is...

I'm a big fan of kissing.... I really am... You all shouldn't be surprised seeing I'm always sharing kisses on this blog.....lol. You see, just as you have the "ass guy" and "boob guy", I am here today to introduce and represent the ladies that are into kissing and touching and the ones that are for the former and against the latter and vice versa.

For me, kissing is interesting and it kinda gives away the "arrival mode" of a guy. That means I know how a guy acts when he arrives once I kiss him. The word arrives makes it sound funny and I hope you understand what I mean.

I have gotten into lots of issues because of this kissing thingy.... The day I discovered kissing, I felt like I just found gold at the end of the rainbow... You should believe my last sentence cos that shii is true. So I would like to point out somethings at this juncture.

Touching: Some guys are basically bad touchers. They handle the twins like .....errŕr......*thinking*.........

the horn of a news paper vendor. Jeez its very annoying. Guys like this are usually clueless in wonderland. Like truly, some guys would squeeze the future of the twins and you would be wondering if this same lady would be able to breast feed in the future... Chris....Mannie....Duru.... learn now when you can. Hehehe.

Off Topic: I find that some people are uncomfortable talking about sex with friends. Hehehehe. Truth is I feel very very uncomfortable talking about sex but I can type it...like right now. When my friends are gisting about sex, I just laugh and enjoy the conversation. For people like me, don't just walk away. Just chill, listen and keep laughing but don't laugh too much before they think something is wrong with you. You may even learn from it. Don't act all Anti-sex cause guess what? It's impossible for you to be anti-sex. Were you not born as a result of an excursion to wonderland?????

Okay Back to the topic. I would like to ask some questions.... cos that's what I kinda do.

What ticks you off about kissing/touching someone or what do you enjoy about it?

This is what ticks me off.... Tongue. I can still hold my breath for a few minutes if you have a bad mouth odour but once you bring out the tongue at the beginning, that's it....it is so over.

Don't be shy. Share.

Wait o! What even inspired this topic?..I remember now..heheheheh...

Why does it feel better or pleasing to watch white people kissing than to watch black (Nigerians especially) people kissing??? I think I have the answer.... Nigerians can't kiss. Hahahaha.

So answer that and then share your views on the topic. Thank you!

Cheers!

Story Story!...................................STORY!...

Once upon a time!......................Time Time...

In a village called Uzuh, in the great Ajah kingdom, there was a man ....this man can lie ehn?....he can lie for Olympics oooo...One day, the man lied and Nepa took light...even satan wonders who or what tempts and motivates the man to lie......................."see all of you really wanting to hear story" LOL......

Oya snap back to Mobylization.....*big grin*

Hello lovies. How are you? hope you enjoyed my story?....I'm sure you did..else, I'll tell another...LOL..

Have you ever felt like you're not good enough and all you want to do is give up? Like you just get really depressed and all you want to do is either cry or sleep? I need to do a check up mehn...been feeling like that of late and I need to work on it. I mean I love where I am but I feel like I'm getting old....and I've stopped having fun. I miss having fun. Asides work and blogging, there's nothing more to Moby. I am so boring. I told le boo yesterday (he is kinda my therapist) and he said and I quote 'Babes You are in the season of sowing....you are still planting and so when the season of harvesting comes, you would have so much fun'....*folds arms +rolls eyes + stamps feet on the ground...then huge sigh!*... I guess that worked for my mood yesterday cos after he spoke (the guy can sabi form inspirational talker), I felt so much better.

So let's get back to today's topic before I bore all of you. I'm starting a movement in church for the teenagers. I mean I'm all about perfection and avoiding mistakes and I won't want to see these teens and kids go through what I went through as a teenager. Mehn boys have lied to me o.......Like seriously..I have been lied to and I have been deceived but I survived...

I hear lots of people say I'm hard core but mehn my heart has been toyed with so many times ehn....I dunno how Le boo made it sef...still trying to understand....(his jazzman is very potent). I have heard some lies that made my head spin 360 degrees and I was like WHAT!!!....YOU DIDNT JUST LIE TO MY FACE LIKE THAT...I MUST LOOK REALLY DUMB AFTERALL. So I thought of some of the lies I've heard and this idea just came to my head and I thought to ask my closest friends here on this blog to help me. Very soon I'll start inviting some of us to help me speak to the teenagers at my church and you never know, we might just start something mind blowing. I'm all for change because the things I see around just always amazes me..... Like primary school kids having girl/boyfriends (at that age I didn't even know what boyfriend meant)....or a secondary school child "suffering" a heart break!!...like WHAT!...I just imagined me (when I was in secondary school) telling my mum I was heartbroken....infact many other things on me would have been broken by her like my leg, my arm, my head... Iya Dayo sha..hmnnn. I have this neighbour who is barely 15 and the things I hear about her, my mouth just goes..HIAN!.....

My reaction all the time

I know some of us won't mind and the 1st person I would invite to speak with my church's teenage group would be Ugo because we talked about this before..*thumbs up*.

So lemme share some of the lies I've heard and I would need y'all to help me. Ladies your own is cooking o. While I was typing this post, I was at a basketball court and I had lots of guys give me plenty lies...some I can't even type because of space... and then I was put on the spot. I was asked what lies we ladies tell when we don't want to have sex and I had to snitch a little. I swear I didn't tell them everything....I only told them what they already know. I promised to give a shout out to them... Sup my niggas.. thanks for the snitching. Y'all are far too kind...mwahh *this my fake bri-english will not put me in wahala some day* Hehehe. Let's do this. This is top secret so shuusshhh.....

Don't tell anyone I told you o...shuush

1. JUST THE TIP....

Truthfully, I have fallen for this one. I mean how stupid could I have been to fall for this lame trick. Ladies, if a guy tells you 'just the tip', tell him to keep it all to himself....both the tip and the bottom and the remaining part of it. Okunrin sha....you can lie. Ahhhhh....

2. LETS HANG OUT IN A PRIVATE PLACE... JUST ME AND YOU... I SWEAR NOTHING WILL HAPPEN...

The 'I swear' brothers are not the nicest at all. Girls when a guy says that, look into his eyes and say 'I will pass on that offer'. It is a lie...a big fat lie. As long as no one will be there, he is going to do everything to get into your panties. He would try all the tricks in the book. First he'll say 'Baby feel comfortable...feel at home' *in Igbo accent*. Then he asks 'Can you take off your shoes'...then he would ask to cuddle you or you cuddle Him and before you know it, a sort of action called UNDRESSING would take place. God save you he doesn't rape you at the end...oya hold your ears now.... Don't go to a private place with a guy you have no plans of sleeping with. If you do, mehn sorry for you o. *covers face*... I have fallen for this particular one. SMH for me.

3. I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU...WE ARE NOT HAVING SEX...

My face all the time I hear this one

Ladies if a guy tells you this,RUNNN....like pick up your bags and run. Or if you really like him, just close your legs tight and smile.. That guy is a pathological liar. That guy would lie and the fishes in the sea would drown. There is nothing like making love... Sex is Sex. When a guy brings out his thing...(you know the thing na)...and he finds a way to put it in your thing... it is SEX..as long as there is penetration, it is called SEX....The fact that he reduces the speed and tenacity, or occasionally looks into your eyes, or let's a soft music fill the background, or doesn't take you on different positions and doesn't slap or tap....all these do not change the fact that what you guys would be doing is SEX. Don't go and start blushing because he said he wants to make love to you...love making is only between a man and his wife and sometimes, even with married people, they prefer straight out, uncensored sex. A guy that says that to you wants to toy with your emotions just to get into your panties...the Emotion-Attacking liars are the baddest of the liars. They can kill you and you won't know.... I have never fallen for this one sha because I hate people that sugar coat everything. I love when a guy just comes out plain... can't deal mehn.

4. I COULD SLEEP WITH A THOUSAND GIRLS, but I chose you so you are special.

The set of guys that say this just want to mess with your self esteem. These kind of liars are also very bad. When a guy mentioned this yesterday, all the guy went into silent mode... I'm guessing this is the one that mustn't be said cos it works all the time. These guys would make you feel like shit just so you can be a slave to them. When a guy says that, don't smile too much o. Smile a little and say 'Go and be with those other girls....my vagina is worth more than all the thousand girls.'. Let him know you love yourself and you respect your body enough not to give it up to some guy that thinks he can come and toy with your head just to get to your cherry. No way *snaps fingers*

5. I LOVE YOU....I don't usually say this to any girl but I love you

You can lie...hian

Hahahaha. Do not... I repeat.... do not believe these kind of guys. It is a freaking lie. He has said that to every girl he has ever been with. Don't even think about blushing....before you'll go and blush and your heart would go and misinterpret the message. This is what I do when someone says that to me.... I smile and I say 'wow' and I keep smiling. I almost want to laugh at this point but I keep smiling. Someone I really liked said that to me and I kinda stopped liking him. I mean I can stand stupid but I can't stand liars. Can't deal at all mehn.

So at this juncture, I have news for everyone. Someone sent me a mail asking how boo feels about most of my posts and I remember someone asked me the same thing on this blog. Hmnnnn.. So come Monday, Le boo would be answering plenty of your questions. I mean I can't say how he feels about so many things so I want him to answer all of your questions HIMSELF. Is there anything you want to ask him. (*whispers* Me I have one question I want to ask him).... you can send in your questions to moby.amusu@gmail.com or just leave it in the comment section down below and on Monday you would get your answers on this blog. I can't wait already.

Moby was awarded the versatile blogger award by the delectable Tibs.... I mean how cool is that... me...Moby... Versatile blogger. Now that's the sh*t... I was blushing like a fool when I saw the post on her blog. Thank you Tibs for the award. I guess we are doing some right afterall...hehehehe.

It's Friday again.... my weekends are usually boring except I'm working. So I would like to know what's happening this weekend. Abeg someone should invite me for owanbe na...lemme come and grace your event with my smile...*bats lashes*.

And so I open the door to the weekend. Cheers to the freaking weekend. I love you still and you all keep me going. Thank you so much.

Congratulations to all the batch 'C' corp members that passed out yesterday.... I pray the labour market shall be favour market for you in Jesus name. Amen.

Ehn ehn...am I the only one that seem to hate Lilian representing Nigeria in the big brother house?*arghhhh* I feel she is trying so hard to be like Karen Igho... bad strategy for her mehn. She asked Africa to keep her in the house so she can keep twerking for our viewing pleasure. Like seriously... that's all you have to offer. Abeg gerrowt of here. I wish there's a way people can just vote housemates out of the house, I don't like her at all. I'm sorry for diverting o... I'm sure some people don't understand what I just typed. I just had to rant for a minute there *clears throat*.

Oya I want to hear some lies o. Mannie, Duru, Chris, JJ, Praiz, it's time to snitch on your guys. Tell us more lies guys tell and ladies, tell us the lies you've been told....and don't be shy to tell us if you fell for it or not...*wink*....I'm really eager to hear from us. Let's do this.

Cheers!

"Don't be selfish; don't try to impress others. Be humble, thinking of others as better than yourselves. Don't look out only for your own interests, but take an interest in others, too."

-Philippians 2:3-4 (NLT)

It has been said many times, that the natural human nature is selfish; however this nature ought to have died with our old self, but often times we still struggle to be selfless as our text admonishes us to do today. We ought to constantly check our motives for whatever we are doing, some people even do good things with the wrong motives (vain conceit), just for others to see and acknowledge their deed. The bible even says that our left hand ought not to know what our right is doing, (Matthew 6:3) in other words, whatever we do, should be done to and for the glory of God alone, and God who sees what is done in secret will reward accordingly. Selflessness can however only come from a humble heart, because you'll realize, that it is God that brought you to wherever you are and it's not by your own power or any other human being's help, and therefore, you are willing to help others. We need to constantly humble ourselves under the Almighty hand of God, and not allow anything, be it, our education, wealth, intellect, social status or even ministerial status, blind our minds in such a way that we begin to look down on others and feel that we are 'not in the same class' with them. It is only to God that the whole earth and heaven belongs and He has promised to bless those who have humble hearts. Isaiah 66:2, "My hands have made both heaven and earth; they and everything in them are mine. I, the Lord, have spoken! "I will bless those who have humble and contrite hearts, who tremble at my word."Make up your mind to treat everyone around with respect and dignity and decide to serve others selflessly and watch God bless and increase you on every side.

Have a great week ahead

Confession

I will walk in humility of heart, and will not look only to my own interests, but also to the interests of others. Halleluyah!

SOURCE: JOLA AND DEXTER AKIN-ALAMU

My designing skills are getting better...hehehe

HEY! *singing* clap your hands if you know that happiness is for you.....Cos I'm happy.....***

Hallos peoples.......Its Monday already mehn! YEP!...MONDAY......and guess what people????, I was looking forward to it and I am super excited about it. Wanna know why?.........Simple!.... Because it is asktito.com today..*yay!*.

Ok, what is asktito.com? Well I couldn't come up with a better title than that. You really don't want to know the other options I came up with *covers face*. Haha... Well it's simple....We Mobylizers get to formally meet oga Tito and we are putting him on the hot seat....his ass is on fire today..... I mentioned in the last post that everyone who had any question at all for Tito (le Boo) should send the question(s) to me and that I'll have him answer them....So that's what today's post is all about.....Tito's Answers...

Before we get to that, I want to use this opportunity to tender an apology to people who send me emails and do not get my reply on time or do not get a reply at all. Lemme explain...when internet and emails were invented, no one put people like me into consideration. I haven't quite caught up with the whole technology advancement and all that..... I have a twitter account I hardly use... I have an Instagram account and I keep getting bored anytime I'm on there... Facebook is another story for another day....Some would call it being tech lazy, I just call it errrr......trying to catch up....LOL... Una go forgive me noni. I am more of a caller than a texter / "typer" so if you need to reach me, just drop me your number and I promise to call you as long as I have airtime on my phone LOL... I hope my apology is accepted..Pleeeeaaasseeeee..*on my knees*..... That doesn't mean you should stop sending me emails o. I still check my emails from time to time... but I might not reply when you want me to. Blame it on... *who can I put this blame on o*... Well....Tech laziness... thank you *takes a bow*. Happy belated Birthday to my padi of life that I've never met....Praiz Tola. I'm so sorry I forgot the date. Where's my rice abeg? Oya reply my email asap.

So I got some questions from y'all and some of them made me go 'Okayyyyyyy'...*raised eyebrow* I'll still share them though but I promised some people I won't put their names so the "questioners" have their anonymity preserved. I hope Leboo would be able to answer your questions well.. so from this point *removes slippers....puts it under my armpit. ..whistling*... I'm walking away. Hehehe.

Here are the Questions:

1. How do you cope with Moby and all her drama?

Leboo: Well first of all let me say that I was really forced and pushed and cajoled and scoped into doing this and that's part of me coping with Moby. hmmn, how do I cope? Moby herself can't stand her own drama so that makes the work tougher for me. In coping with her wahala, I have to prevent her from her own self and that's not like taking candy from a kid. She really can be a huge pain, but I signed up for all her pain, drama, wahala, nerve stepping, and all that makes her Moby. Most times I just let her be, her drama usually has a quick expiration depending on the instigator of the drama. Other times I put my foot down on certain issues then we clash, she vexes, she bones, I bone, I laugh, she smiles, I tickle her, she laughs, we kiss and then we back at one. But it not always that easy. I am just riding on God's grace, a lot of diplomacy and cunningness in dealing and coping with her.

2. Sir, are you confident Moby isn't and wouldn't cheat on you? If yes why and how confident are you lol.

Leboo: Ehwo!...hmmmmn! Truth is no man can speak for another. You can only speak for yourself. But the question centres on "confidence", my own confidence, therefore Yes I am confident she isn't cheating on me. I somehow manage to keep her schedule full and eventful, so except she's some kind of mutant with super powers, then she would be able to make out time for that. Moby is a good born again Christian and she works hard in trying to live up to the tenets of proper Christianity and I trust her and that's a very important thing. Also, I am sure she isn't near half way done with my very sexy self.

3. When will you propose to Moby because I won't mind having her as my in law o. I would have to introduce her to my brother.

Leboo: Ha! you be enemy ooo.....you are not a friend at all...ahan! lol. Anyway...if you eat your veggies, and do your cardio, you'll live long enough to see me propose...lol, just kidding...I will propose when Moby is ready...all things being equal she would have changed her surname to mine by this time next year in Jesus Christ's name. Amen

4. Do you ever get bothered by some of Moby's post? Like when she says she's attracted to other guys or she crushes on other guys?

Leboo: Even though I know she just types most of those things as she thinks them and probably with little or no seriousness attached to it, yes I get very bothered when she says those kind of stuff. I don't like it, but for the sake of the writers craft and finesse, and for the sake of her trying to drive home a point, I tolerate it. But truthfully, I don't like it. No normal guy would and the funny thing is I dare not say such oo, Moby would flip and take it personal and probably start crying sef.LOL

5. Do you think Moby is real with you?

Leboo: At first I thought I would just be a phase in her life, that was even before we started anything, but she has sacrificed a lot to keep us together. She has put in a lot to ensure our ship sails safe , she has tolerated me for one whole year. I have gotten the pass from the great Iya Dayo. I know all these might not be enough proof of realness to some, but then if this aint real, what is?

6. Who is your favourite Mobylizer?

Leboo: HAAA!...LOL..this is a sweet question. Well Moby is my favourite Mobylizer. if she counts...lol...though I am not very frequent on the blog, (I get to read the posts before she puts them up) I have read comments from a few people and they just crack me up. You all are wonderful. Moby's Blogger partner Aby, Berry, Petite diva, miss bng, Tosyne, Emmanuel, Duru, Praiz, Nike, cutest bea, Sunbo, Esther, Bukky, Ike, everyone else, can't mention all.(apologies)...You all are fantastic. but of all Mobylizers, I have spoken to 2 over the phone, the ever amiable and phone cute Judith and the ever wonderful and 'no-nonsense' Erneisha....I personally dig Tibs and her husband, who is also my guy...Mr Demi..they are a breathtaking & an amazing couple...... I have met only one Mobylizer physically Amaka...and she is a lovely lady.

7. I admire you a lot Le boo....will you marry me.

Leboo: LMAO..Thanks for the admiration.....if your name is Amusu Mobolaji Omoyeni Olayinka Mautin Thara, and you are from Badagry, and you call your mum Iya dayo, and you are a huge pain in my neck, but yet the sweetest thing to ever happen to me, and you are a crafts person, and you are the one I love with every drop of blood, every bone in my body and every inch of my entire being?????...YES I'll marry you.....If not?....find out who asked the 3rd question, the persons brother appears to be single and in need..

Thank you all for supporting this wonder angel of my life....when you guys turn up, she's happy and that reduces my work..so I'm happy too. God shall bless us and all the ends of the earth will fear him.Amen.

And Tito signs out.... and Moby signs in.... I was blushing like an idiot when I saw the response....hmnnn... I am not a romantic person but this boy *points at boo*, I just don't get it anymore. I'm sure from his replies, you know who the romantic one is....*covers face*. Let me just say something because it won't be normal if I don't. One, my wahala is not that much... Seriously I give little wahala and drama... I don't know why Le boo is making it look like I'm a huge pain in the ass.... that's not fair. Two, I am not....I repeat I am not a cryer (if there's a word like that). Tito you can lie ahhhhh... diarisgod o. Before people will start thinking I'm a softy *covers face*. Ehn ehn... Three, the babe that wants to marry Leboo...hmnnnnn... I will say nothing.. I am not a jealous person o but I am not a sharer. You get shey?

I got some questions late... like yester night and Le boo already sent in his reply yesterday evening...I'm really sorry guys.. don't worry... very soon we would have another asktito.com. E ma binu...can see a lot of people want to know this Le boo that I've been shouting about o. Le boo is even more popular than Moby...that's not fair *sad face*

And so at this point, I rest my case. Moby Impressionz skill acquisition class is starting today. I am as excited as everyone attending. Did you know that Team Mofaya and Tibs decided to sponsor some people to attend the class?... all expense paid!. Now that's generosity and love at its peak. Thank you so much Mr. and Mrs. Mofaya (I don't know your surname). May God bless you abundantly as you help people. May you never lack in Jesus name.

Please guys put us in your prayers o...that God should give us the strength to pass adequate knowledge and that everyone attending would get enough understanding and use it for good. Have a lovely week my swirrie pies and sugar pies. Moby loves you like *razz mode activated* 'ki lo n sele nibiyi na....ori e o fo ka si be jor'.. hehehe... *runs off*

Cheers......

P.S: The Lillian girl I was ranting about on Friday was evicted yesterday. I am so happy. Who else watches BBA here....before I'll start blogging about it and everyone will be lost?

This ain't shoki but I'll manage it...my happy dance

I have to repeat my happy song.....cos I'm happy....clap your hands if you feel that happiness is for you.....cos I'm happyyyy...... Please don't try pronouncing what I wrote up there... I can only type it... I can't pronounce it *covers face*

Hello mi queridas....mi amigos....mi amours, eyin padis mi of blogville. I am sounding and feeling excited because I have every reason to...I am actually very excited and in high spirit now. I am alive and I am very well, all my family members and friends are chilling. I've got the love of a man that would do anything for me and I've got amazing followers on blogsville. If I am not excited then there must be something deeply wrong with me. Thanks guys for even taking out the time to visit this blog and then go an extra mile to leave a comment. Thank you...

You know there are times when no one leaves a comment on my blog post(s) and I call boo and say 'Tito no one loves me' then he gives me the 'please don't start now' sigh....such evil from someone you call your better half **rolls eyes** but then, before I know it someone leaves a comment and I get so supercalifragilisticespialidocious.....hee hee hee (what is the meaning of this word sef? who remembers the movie?)... I know for sure that so many people who visit this blog do not know me personally but they still pick up their phone, tablets and other devices to see what my dramatic self is up to....I'm humbled and honoured. That's love and I'm so grateful... thank you guys. Yesterday at the gym, a girl stopped me and asked 'are you Moby?'....In my head I was already doing my sitey dance...like I am already popular o until she said she wanted to make enquiries about Moby Impressionz classes.., ela oju kan for me. I wanted to cry but I just formed strong babe and answered her. If only she said she is a blog follower, I could have given her all my money at that point. But it is well. I have a dream...that one day....hmnnn

So on to today's story.. most of us know that I'm a makeup artist...well if you don't know, now you know...*straight face*... I panel beat people's faces for a living and so far it's been good. There was a time I was ranting on face book about Pro makeup artists that make upcoming ones feel so incompetent because we can't buy the big name products they use. There was a time I used to feel I wasn't good enough because I was using cheap products. Let me just divert a little. My mum is not the richest woman on earth but she has a very rich heart and so when I told her I wanted to learn makeup artistry, she goes 'Bolaji o mo ipe mi o lowo (Bolaji you know I don't have money) but if you can raise the money yourself, I'll pay you back later' (which she has not till date...*rolls eyes at Iya Dayo*) and so I started looking for money to buy some tools that I would be using. Sometimes I'll buy eye brow pencil which cost 50 naira then later I'll buy a lipstick which was like 100 naira....I was doing this because I had a passion and I knew that I had to keep moving and not let anything, including money, hold me down. I learnt makeup artistry and my box was filled with cheap products but I didn't care. I was still advertising myself and asking people to call me for jobs. Mehn the things we do for love....love for the job..LOL.

One day I was talking to a rich makeup artist friend of mine....she had a man that was rich and used to give her money.... and she was talking about some makeup products she just bought and couldn't wait to start using. Me the hustling makeup artist that was 'booless' at the time was just saying 'hmnnn ahhhh' and was thinking about when I would get to that level where I would buy a foundation worth five thousand naira...(chai...big money). Now she decided to annoy me and she said 'No makeup artist should use Mary Kay products because they are cheap. If you go for jobs and you bring out Mary Kay products, people would start making jest of you and they won't pay you good money'. At that point my hmnnn and ahhh became WHAT! No way!....no one messes with my Mary Kay. What do you mean? Because Mary Kay is cheap doesn't mean it doesn't do a good job. I've tried other foundations and I still go back to it because it is affordable and it works like every other foundation. I was so angry I decided to pour out my aggression on facebook. I tagged it #dairyofanangrymakeupartist.... or something like that sha. I was that angry..

So today I've got a word for all makeup artists in the house. If you are the hustling makeup artist like me, don't let anyone make you feel like thrash because they can afford the big big names. A time would come you would be the one to determine what kind of product you want to use. You don't need the big big names to prove how good you are. Your work will speak for you. Invest in making yourself better and then plenty money will come and then you would buy the big name products....you hear?..I thank God now I can afford the big names and buy almost anything I want.....I was able to start with the cheap products, put in my best to make sure my work stood out and I was able to make enough money to upgrade myself. Also I am "boo-full" and I get enough help but hear this, I still haven't totally neglected the so called cheap products because some of them do fantastic jobs and make my work easier and better. Trust me the stone you neglect could turn out to be the corner stone.

I remember there was this time I put up a picture of me and everyone was saying how much they liked my lipstick. Well I've got something to tell you, that lipstick isn't a big name product.... it is JACKELIN and I bought it for 200 naira and it lasts really long on the lips. The good thing about this lipstick is it stays well and gives a perfect matte finish. I used it for my Moby woo lipstick. You remember? You can check the post here. I've also used it as an eyeshadow primer....I'll put up a post about it soon. Where can you get it? You can get it at any store. Especially the local road side beauty stores you probably won't wanna enter...*grin*

This is what it looks like

My moby-woo lipstick

Ignore the party packs at the back...this was after I finished eating and my lipstick was still intact

Who has ever tried using Jackelin lipstick? I remember I recommended it... I want to know what you think about it. And did you notice there is a particular way I pout my lips when I take pictures? I just noticed now *covers face*...runs off....

In other news, Who has noticed how confused.com the weather in Lagos has been of late? It rains in the morning and then the afternoon is so hot like the sun is angry with some people. When I was coming back from work today I saw a man wearing a sweater jacket and joggers to-match ni o with a black vest inside and a face cap... and the sun was blazing crazy...now you would have thought this dude wasn't feeling the heat ( I mean for him to dress that way)..then he did the most ironic thing...he brought out face towel to clean off his sweat....LOL... Now that's stupidity at the peak....Why dress like fire man and be cleaning off sweat every second??? But the morale of the story is that we Nigerians are survivors mehn...we would adapt to anything...with swag ni ooo. The spirit of the Nigerian man is just so amazing and I'm proud to be Nigerian. Come rain come shine, we would survive.LOL

Oh my darling Mobylizers..you guys have been wonderful. Like my friend Duru would say, Thanks for the past 7 minutes of your time. I love you all....and remember God will judge everyone that is wishing you bad *my new watchword*..... God bless us all...

Cheers...

Hey mama!....

Hey Bruva!.....

Hey people!....

Guess what????

(you should know na when I ask my "guess what" question on a Thursday.....*hehe*)...

Anyhoo ...just the way the announcer(s) yells "Its Saturday Night Live" at the beginning of every SNL show (I hope you know the TV show though....it's a comedy show in New York, that is basically a compilation of different comedy skits)

*clears throat* ...ITS RANT THURSDAY ......LIVE...(LOL)...

...And we have a very pained ranter.....

Ok people, today's rant would definitely raise some dust, especially with the guys...so let's read what Tinu has to say....I'm actually excited about this one cos I'm also very affected....*wink*

Moby,

Moby, how are you now? I know I have not been a very loyal Mobylizer don't be annoyed with me. I read the posts regularly though. It's also been a while we saw. Anyway, I have one rant oo. It has been pending and your blog is the best place to rant because I know my boyfriend would see it especially as he and Le boo have become friends.

Moby, I am tired of guys and their addiction to football or soccer or whatever it is called. I am practically the side chick whenever these people start playing their ball. My boyfriend is an addict and it is killing me and our relationship faster than I can fry egg.

There was a time when I used to look forward to weekends because my man would always make it fun filled and this was like some 3 years ago. If we didn't go to the beach, we went to see a movie, or a wedding, or a restaurant to chill. It was always fun. But some time like 2 years ago, someone bought him a Manchester United Jersey and that was it, I became second fiddle.

Nowadays, my Saturdays and Sundays are spent watching him yell and bark at the TV. Sometimes if I'm lucky, we would go to a restaurant, where he would sit facing the TV while I just watch him. It's like I'm never present or I don't exist whenever football is on. There was one time we went for a wedding, and you won't believe he left me in the reception and went with some guys to a nearby beer parlour to watch soccer, like seriously. thank God I was with some of my friends.

I work weekdays so does he, so the weekends that should be our time together is not even there anymore. Football has spoilt so many things for me. He wouldn't even want to have sex sometimes. I thought that my big boobs and butt would distract him, I once tried to put on a nude show for him while he watched the game, but I swear down Moby, my round boobs and ass weren't round enough for him like the round soccer ball on TV. I even tried going down on him once , he let me for a while and just as I was about to shift gear, he sprang up shouting at the TV. I think a Man U player did something stupid and they lost the game, you won't believe he couldn't even get an erection after that match. I tried all I could to get him alert but he was down and out. And I was already in that mood where cucumbers and carrots were beginning to look like they had other uses other than for salad.

Though to be fair, there are some good days when If Man U wins like this, I get all I want from him. In fact one of the best sex I remember having was the day Man U beat Arsenal like 8.I can't forget that day because he just went wild on me. But since then, we haven't had that kind of fun. I just always pray Man U plays well so I can get some good time with him.

Moby, I don't know what the obsession is. It is not like he is being paid and he doesn't even bet or gamble, but in his life, Man U comes before me. Anytime we are going out on a weekend, one of the major criteria was if the place we were going had a TV + DSTV and if they subscribed the full bouquet. Imagine. Sometimes when I even manage to get home early on some weekdays and I try to gather strength to play with him, he would be watching ball.

Some people have told me to try liking and watching the football with him. I tried Moby, but I am not just a sports person at all. Sometimes I even get angry and scared when the players kick themselves and all that falling and rolling. I just can't bear it. I have tried. I believe he too should try and consider me. When I am watching Telemundo he never sits with me, he'll just say I'm watching rubbish and that the acting is poor and the story is stupid. Like football isn't stupid too.

Anyway, I really don't know what to do. And I don't want to be married into a polygamous home where I cannot even get a chance to poison the elder wife which is Man U. I love him to bits and he loves me crazy but he just loves his football a little bit more and I am very jealous. I do not know what to do, though I am preparing my mind to have to live with it like that. But please I'll need advice on how to cope and maybe you can say something that would let him realize he is neglecting a kind heart that loves him. Please I feel like I'll soon lose my mind and burn down the house.

MOBY SPEAKS...

Tinu dear. I can feel your frustration and if I say I don't understand then I am lying. Le boo is an Arsenal fan and I think last season they really messed up... mehn it wasn't funny. At some point I was asking him if he was being paid and he didn't tell me about it. The part that annoys me most is when his friends come around and they start arguing about football...ohlawdhaffmerci... so you see I understand you.

You want me to tell you the truth?... there is nothing much you can do. A man's first love is football...maybe second after his mum but a man would pick football over good sex. This is what I think you should do, when he is watching football...it's lasts for 90 minutes, just go and hang out with your friends. Don't make it look like your world revolves around him. You need to learn to have fun without him. Then after the match if there's something you want to talk to him about or something you want to do to him, do it after the match (especially if his team wins..LOL). Accepting that football would always come before you reduces the hurts that comes with it. Then try and like football....it's the least you can do. A man likes when his two best people in the world are with him...football and wifey. You think about it and try it. I'm sure you would feel better in the end. Pele dear.

Ok Mobylizers in the building....I can feel you all itching to get hold of your keypads and react to this rant....I know the ladies have a lot of attacking to do and of course, the men have to arrange their defense line...(see me already talking football terms...leboo has totally influenced me) ... who is also in Tinu's shoes. ....I'm waiting to read from ya'll.

Cheers!

Whaz up?

Wats up?

Wassap?

Wots up?

Waddup? (How else can What's up be shortened?)..LOL

Hello mi lovies. Ki lo n pop? (Meaning what's popping)....how are we enjoying the weekend? ...I am not enjoying it jor.... the rain is kinda cramping my style jor! *sad face*... I know this is a late post...all thanks to my internet connection. I don't want to rant so ama just take a chill pill at this point *someone should borrow me a chair abeg*

People listen oooo......hnnnm! I have one small problem like that and its funny how no one notices...(Maybe a few people sha). I must be a good actress .. For no one to notice.

Ok...the issue?....I am scared of public speaking..*big grin*. I am camera shy and I get very nervous when I'm asked to speak in front of a crowd. I know some people will not believe this but its the truth... Most people that have seen me on tv or seen me in church giving a presentation or speech, will shout ' na lie' because I appear to flow easily. But the truth is, I get very shaky and scared before I hit d stage but once I start, I unleash the Moby in me mehn then I get bad ass..*pops collar*...*puffs on a cigar*...

Why the long story? The youth in my church will be in charge of the Church service tomorrow and as the vice president of the youth, I was asked to give a welcome address..... and I am really scared.

As I am right now, the only thing I am confident of saying and won't mess up is 'praise the Lord...children of God praise the Lord' and that's all. Please I need your help. Someone please help me. My heart is beating faster than normal mehn..... anyone. 1plus the one help a sister abeg.

So to today's yarn.... *in Martin Luther Kings voice* 'I had a dream' 2 nights ago and in the dream I was blogging about what was happening in the dream so when I woke up I decided to really blog about it.

So, story story.... in the dream I was with Leboo. We were to travel for a wedding. I was the makeup artist and Le boo was the Mc but for some very funny reason it was already late and we were not on our way yet. We were to travel by road for atleast 6hours and I was already dreading the journey. Then the bride called very late and said someone was coming to pick us so I started getting ready but I was taking my time because I wasn't happy about the journey. So the person that was going to pick us up came and started shouting at Leboo about not being ready and us wasting her time and blah blah blah...then she started insulting boo and then he got very angry and he was going to beat the hell out of her. Like I saw two pankere (cain) with him....Everyone started begging him and he wouldn't hear a word of the numerous pleas but for some very funny reason, I just sat down and was looking at them from a far. Something was telling me to go and stop the fight and another was saying I should just chill and keep looking until the fight was over and then get angry at boo for wanting to beat a woman.

At that point as I was just observing, the blogging me took over and I was going to post a question on the blog that if you see your spouse fighting, will you go and join in the fight?....either to separate or help your boo fight the person or just sit down, watch, let him / her mess up and then get angry with him / her for even fighting in the 1st place?. Before I could finish thinking, my annoying but sweet cousin woke me up to tell me Iya dayo wanted to eat rice so I should stand up and go cook for her.....like seriously a nigga can't even dream blog peacefully without being interrupted.*rolls eyes*.

So I have decided to bring my dream here. What will do if you see someone fighting with your boo? What action(s) would you take? As for me, I will just try and separate the fight and try to be leboos calm buddy. Everyone should have a calm buddy....your calm body is that person that tells you 'its enough' or 'stop' and you stop whatever foolish thing you're doing or about to do. Le boo is my calm buddy....so many times when I get so angry to the point where I'm shaking (when I start shaking, it means I can kill at that point and won't think twice about it...yes o) I immediately call him before I mess up and he doesn't even say much. He just says "baby calm down" and like jazz I just get calm...seriously.

Do you have a calm buddy? It could be your mum or sister or best friend? I want to know.....*smiles*

I want to tender an apology to everyone on this blog. I know how frustrating it can be when you come online to check out your favourite blogs and you do not see a new post....it is always frustrating.... Ugo, Sogie, Temi and Gbemi should note this. I get sad when i don't see a new post on my favourite blogs mehn!..... Its because of the love I have for you oo.

Ehn ehn.... Chioma did an amazing post on her blog yesterday that was turning my head... Chi Chi, ask me for anything now and I will give it you... if you want Leboo sef, you can have him.... This babe mentioned me....Moby as one of her top 8 must-visit reality blogs.... Like seriously.... you guys will not use blushing to kill somebody. I munched my own part

Emi nikan tan....hmnnnn..

You should check out the post http://realcilverly.blogspot.com/2014/10/my-8-must-visit-nigerian-reality-blogs.html?m=1

I have not been blogging like I used to because I have been extremely busy. The Moby Impressionz class started on Monday and it has been really strenous and time consuming for me. Most times when I'm done with the class, I go to the gym and when I get home, I am so tired and can't even reply comments. But I will still be blogging o....I am not going anywhere..*big hug*.

Also I want to give a shout out to Eniola T... Mehn the way I was blushing when I got your message, you won't have believed that a black woman can blush...I turned pink mhen..LOL... Thank you mami for the love. I don't regret ever blogging. If its just the love and friendship I get through this blog, that's enough for me. Thank you so much. She started blogging today and I think she's a blogger to look out for. I munched her 1st post and this was what she said.

You should check her out http://eyiteee.wordpress.com/. Please help support my new blogger friend....and give her a warm welcome to blogsville. Thank you.

Finally, Tibsy's birthday is in a few days. Happy birthday in advance mami. What can we do for her o? I need everyone's opinion... she deserves to be celebrated shey cos she is a nice woman and we are going to do it together.

My story is already getting plenty uhn? Okay bye.

Like my friend and brother would say *in Duru's voice* thanks for the past 7 minutes of your time. How that boy knows it is 7 minutes, I don't understand. But thanks for taking the time out to read this post. God bless you.

Have a wonderful Sunday ahead in God's presence. Make una go church o or else..... I'll save it at this point.

Cheers....

Helluuuuurrr

*Mic check* *testing 1-2*

Ok cool....we good...leggo!

Hello ‘beaurifu’ Mobylizers.. ..Hmmmnn....Is there an adjective I've not used to describe you guys yet?.... please I need more options ooo.... You guys are wonderful and I'll never get tired of telling you how super cool you guys are *wink*..

How was your weekend? Well mine was just there.... And for all those that asked, my presentation in church went okay.....it was just okay o as far as I am concerned.. I didn't really like it because I was talking too fast and by the time I was done, I just went back to my seat and was looking like Johnny just come..*sad face*. Everyone said I did good but I know I didn't do Moby proud jor...*rolls eyes*. I even wanted to cry sef. After church, I went to the beach with my friends..... Also I didn't have fun. I have gotten so used to spending time with Leboo and so when we are not together, I just don't have so much fun. Hmnnnn.... Does anyone feel the same way? Even if no one does, let someone please agree with me so I don't feel alone in this. I have a feeling Bukky will agree with me.... the way that girl likes me ehn....hmnnn...*raised eyebrow*

So what do I have for us today? ....hmmmn *rubbing palms together...evil grin*...Some weeks ago, some Nollywood people came to use my house for one of their movies. You all know how I feel about the Nigerian movie industry and so I wasn't moved jare....and they only made my reservation worse.... Jide Kosoko was one of the actors on set and he kept on making one big grammatical error and no one could correct him. Like every time they shot that scene, he made the same blunder and I don't know if the director was scared to correct him or the co-actors were intimidated but no one corrected him....(I won’t say what he said here ...*tongue out). At that point I gave up on Nollywood.

So I met one very cute actor like that who was also on that set. I'm sure loads of us know him but if we don't, go and watch ‘Maami’ produced by Tunde Kelani and has funke Akindele as one of the actors, or ‘Brave’ produced and directed by Lowladee, which has won 3 awards so far. He was also on Anita which is an Mnet production,’ Facade by Bengeo production ...Mhen, the list is long. I've seen some of his movies and I think he is one actor to look out for. You know me I won't lie na... So we spoke after they finished their production in my house and I gently.....No.. I basically cajoled him into doing this interview. He is a very busy chap and before I could get a hold of him, it took the grace of God and alas! He was able to answer some of my questions and knowing I am not a good journalist, I wasn’t capable of asking him the very technical, hot seat type of questions. So I’m throwing this open, in addition to the few questions I asked him, Why not let my Mobylizers ask him whatever question(s) they like and I will make him answer them for my next interview post. How cool is that? ....*big grin*

Now meet Wole Ojo and don't forget to leave a question for him.

MOBY: Can we meet you?

WOLE: I'm Adewole Ojo, but regularly called Wole Ojo for screen purposes. First son of a small family, grew up in the barracks (Bar beach Police barracks to be precise), a graduate of Theatre Arts from the University of Lagos Akoka and a strong lover of the Arts.

On the set of Brave

MOBY: Why film making?

WOLE: I practically grew up in front of the television. I guess my love for TV content made it inevitable for film making to be my choice for profession.

MOBY: Is this for a lifetime or just something to pass time?

WOLE: It is for a life time. Film making is my first true love.

MOBY: What was your parent’s reaction to the news of you being an actor? I remember when I really wanted to be an actress, my mum was and still is my biggest fan.

WOLE: They took the news pretty well I must confess. My parents are very supportive of my profession. Though deep down I know my father would prefer I pursued my childhood dream of becoming a lawyer.

MOBY: Who is/are your role model (s)... Please say Moby..*rolls eyes*?

WOLE: Christ... even though I know I'm doing a very bad job emulating him at the moment, I believe I'll get better with time. AMEN!

Movie premiere of Maami at Ozone cinemas

MOBY: If you had super powers, what will you change about the Nigerian movie industry?

WOLE: A lot: The welfare of actors, distribution of films, Piracy etc. A WHOLE LOT!

MOBY: Have you had any challenging roles so far? If yes, which would it be?

WOLE: Don't mean to sound cocky, but I'm yet to play that role that would stretch my acting skills to its very last limits.

MOBY: What do you think about Moby and her blog?

WOLE: I think Moby is a great individual and her blog is different, which is a good thing in a world filled with clichés.

MOBY: Shout out to Mobylizers

WOLE: And to every Mobylizer I say remain blessed, keep being you, change for nobody and live your life to the fullest.

Thanks

Wole Ojo.

The end.

I couldn't think of better questions to ask him but like I said, you are free to ask him questions. I hope he won't be too busy to answer....I will stalk him if I have to. Anything for my mobylizers...

How was your weekend ma pipu. Oya gist me....I’m waiting.

Cheers.....

Haloooooooo....(echoes)

Anybody home???

Where’s every one

Helloooooooooo...........

Oh! There you are.....

And you too, and you ..heeey you all are here...Yay! * jumping and dancing*

So people, hmmmmn......Firstly, this post was taken from my blog bestie's blog... This time I didn’t steal it ooo...I took it with permission..*smiles*.. You should check out her blog mehn...www.misspurpleheart.com. She is amazingly amazing...hehehe.

...And hey? Who knows what time it is?

What time is it? Huh? Huh?...................You don’t know?......................Well Its

RAAANT TIME!!!!

So our ranter today can rant like ehn!..In fact, she is the ultimate ranting babe..LOL.. And I'm sure most of us can relate to her outburst and truthfully, it concerns both guys and girls especially guys *rolls eyes*... Well I can relate to the issue and I have one small story to tell you at the end of her rant..... I would also love to read your thoughts....Ok Leggo!

Yes I am about to rant. This one is directed at the men folk...I don't know if women are guilty of this, but if you are, please take note and adjust...

My question; why do some guys feel, because they have been asking you to date them for years, they are entitled to a "yes" from you?. Biko are you queuing to buy plantain chips? Love is not 'first come, first serve’. I do not owe you any positive response just because you decided to hang around and not move on with your life for years.

I have had several of such experiences in the short while I have been on this earth and the extent of my annoyance with this behaviour cannot be conveyed in this blog post. On one of the occasions, the dude kept hammering on "I've known you for "xyz" years, I've loved you since the day I met you, you are the one I want to marry, I've pictured our life together and so on and so forth..." Please which prophet told you about this vision? I seem to have missed the memo from the almighty grand master of matchmaking, telling me you are "the one" for me..And if it was a ‘call’, why hasn’t my phone rang? Please o just park well.

There are some that will even say "I'm sure you have a long line of guys waiting, when will it be my turn na?, I've been waiting?!! Imagine that" You have been waiting on a long line so?...I still don’t get what exactly he was trying to say. How would someone say he knows I have a long line of guys waiting?...please am I conducting an interview? Oh dear Lord, help me so I don't strike one of your children down with these little hands you gave me! When did I become a commodity? Or a service provider?

Guys please and please! I repeat Love is not 'first come, first serve'...if you have waited for a year and it's looking like no show, I think you should move on oh. I like to believe a lady knows if she wants a man from the first time she meets him, or at least second to fifth time of meeting. Being persistent might pay sha oh (depending on the circumstances), but at least be sure that the feelings are mutual or have the possibility of being mutual first.

I rest my case.

Moby speaks

*ROTFL*....This is so funny kai!. Like seriously....but I want to mention something here....let me tell you one small story. Leboo asked me out for 4 and a half years mehn.*straight face*...not like he was hanging around and kept pestering ooo..He didn’t do that. He asked me out rather casually in 2009, I didn’t oblige, then we ran into each other sometime in 2010 and he showed some interest in me again, but still no show. Then he left the country for a while and though we kept in touch, there was neither dating nor relationship. All this while, we lived our lives, dated other people without any stalking or demonic persistence LOL. He came back in 2013 and again we ran into each other (I’ll tell you guys the full story later...LoL) and we were both single and this time he meant serious business and so I decided to give him a chance and I've not regretted that action since then.

So maybe some guys just don't give up easily....you never know what the future holds o. But to guys hanging around that babe waiting for an answer and seeing visions that only them can see, this is what I think you should do; Take a cue from leboo... be there like you're not there...Leboo was always in the background. If you really like the babe, make sure you are always in the picture but please do not stalk her...*wink*

Thank you Aby for making me use your rant. God bless you

Mobylizers....what are you waiting for....start typing your thoughts NOWW!....LOL

P.S: Its the end of October already. Like seriously.... Thank you Jesus. I remember when I put up the happy new month post. Mehn time waits for no one o. Like I always say at the end of the month, STOP PROCASTINATING....do it now.
I love you all.

Cheers....

Ha Mobylizers come ooo...come come come come...ehn....There is trouble ooo...chai *hands on head* I can’t even do any greeting or intro....Abeg ooo

Ok firstly, you won’t believe what happened to me yesterday. I was thinking we were already in November and I had to recite that nursery school rhyme; 30 days in September, April, June and November (and so on...) and even with that, I still counted wrong. Mehn I don dey old o.

Ok to the wahala ooooo....There is problem ooo. Hmmmmn... I visited the dentist two days ago and I got the news of my life. He said I have something in my tooth and if I don't remove it, I might develop Halitosis...(*lobatan*) When the dude said that, it felt like my world was about to collapse. Like me??....mouth odour??...adondie!...No way!

I have decided to go for cleaning next month mehn so I don’t fall into the darkness of mouth odour..God forbid! After we spoke, I just sat wondering and imagining every possibility of mouth odour and it wasn’t even pretty. While I was still depressed and thinking about my ‘soon-to-be-mishap-if-I-don’t- do- something-fast’, I decided to check my bestie Google to answer some of my questions.

First what causes bad breath?

Bad breath can have several causes:

Most people's mouths do not smell fresh when they wake up from bed. This is a normal thing and it happens with everybody though if you brush your teeth before going to bed, the early morning smelly mouth will not be too bad. In fact some people don't smell at all in the mornings after a night brush. I've tried brushing before going to bed but my mouth still smells in the morning but not as bad as if I didn't. Let me divert small.... is it just me that does not like kisses in the morning? I HATE IT.....I won't even talk to you in the morning until I brush my teeth but Leboo will not understand that I hate bad breath....he would try waking me up with a kiss and he knows I do not like it. Boo if you are reading this, please you need to stop waking me up with kisses....STOP AM...I NO LIKE AM ABEG *straight face*

In most cases, bad breath is caused by a bacteria in the mouth breaking down bits of food and persistent bad breath is often a sign of gum disease.

Eating strongly flavoured foods, such as onions and garlic, can cause your breath to smell unpleasant. I know garlic and onions are very good for your health but I hate the smell ( I believe 96% of the world agree with me). My mum eats garlic raw (that’s even gangster) and then she comes to try and wake me up in the morning after her garlic treat....mehn I can’t deal o

Smoking and drinking a lot of alcohol can also causes bad breath.

Occasionally, bad breath is the result of an infection or illness, or taking some kinds of medication that causes an unpleasant mouth odour as part of its side effects

What can you do?

1. Good oral hygiene is usually enough to prevent and treat bad breath. When you brush your teeth, try to brush the back of your tongue, where it is harder to reach.

2. Your dentist can advise you on how to improve your oral health and can refer you for further investigation if they think there may be another cause for your bad breath.

How to find out if you have bad breath

1. Get a very good friend to be absolutely honest, but do make sure they are a true friend.

2. A simple test you can do yourself is to lick the inside of your wrist and wait for the saliva to dry. If the area you licked smells unpleasant, it is likely that your breath does too.

How to prevent bad breath

If you still have bad breath after ensuring that you are doing your best with your teeth care, you definitely want to speak to your dentist immediately because there could be an underlying problem that needs immediate attention… So… call your dentist!

Is there any other thing you need / want to know about your health, please visit my friend Mr. Google and I'm sure he would be very helpful.

Thank you for stopping by...Me Moby, Omo Iyadayo, I no fit get mouth odour o. I'll do everything possible not to have it...so come next week I am going to the dentist again...and this time I ain't going to gist...*straight face*

And so I open the door to the weekend. I have a very fun-filled weekend ahead. I have a bachelor's eve on Friday, owanbe on Saturday and thanksgiving in church on Sunday and then off to the orphanage to celebrate Tib's birthday....*dancing shoki ahhh shoki*. Looks like we would be having a very long weekend download post on Monday.

To all my owanbe buddies....Zoe and Funmi, if you guys are interested in this one, holla at me asap. The venue is in Ikeja so I'm sure we can do this.

Take care mi lovies.

Cheers......

Then Samson prayed to the LORD, "Sovereign LORD, remember me again. O God, please strengthen me just one more time..."

-Judges 16:28 (NLT)

At times, it seems we have blown up every opportunity we have, we could have messed up on several occasions and the enemy is telling us that it is all over. Listen, it is not over until it is over, there is one more coming up. Samson was anointed by God and was mighty in God's hands, however, he was brought down by sin, the enemy found a loop hole in his life through which he penetrated and caused him to loose what God deposited in him. Nevertheless, Samson was able to bounce back. Our verse for today talks about his prayer to God for restoration, he acknowledged God as his Lord and King, and sought His face, our God is a merciful God, {2 Chronicles 30:9}, if we return to him and ask for His mercy He is able to forgive us and restore us. Note that Samson killed more Philistines when he died than when he lived, in fact it was Samson's choice to die, God did for him exactly what he asked, I believe if he only asked for God to restore him and not for him to die with the philistines he would have had it. He had a greater accomplishment after he remembered God and came back to Him. Like the father of the prodigal son, God will be waiting for us to come back to Him; He has a destiny and purpose for our lives. if you have missed it once and feel you can't get back up again, that is a lie of the enemy, you can bounce back, don't let the devil hold you back with guilt and condemnation, as long as you repent and turn to God, He can lift you up again. A song writer said 'we fall down, but we rise up, for a saint is just a sinner who fell down, but got up', the tragedy will be for you to fall and remain down, get up and bounce back.

Have a brilliant week ahead and happy new month.

CONFESSION

My past is not my future, I may have made mistakes in my past but I will not be stuck because of my past mistakes, Thank you Jesus for your blood that has erased my past and released me to a new season of your grace, mercy and favour .Halleluyah!

SOURCE : JOLA AND DEXTER AKIN-ALAMU

P.S: Today is someone's birthday....whoop whoop....and i am so excited for her. Happy birthday to mami Tibs Thowbee Mofaya. I pray that God blesses you with long life, prosperity, happiness, good health, plenty children and everything you wish yourself... Have a wonderful birthday huni.

Isn't she beautiful?

WELCOME TO A NEW WEEK + RANDOM THOUGHT

YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO RUN

RANT - SEASON 12 BY LINDA

HILLCITY GIVEAWAY WINNERS

THE WORD FOR TODAY - FROM BEFORE TIME BEGAN

ANOTHER DRAMA IN LAGOS

OH NO...THIS AIN'T HAPPENING

TURN UP....TURN UP.... ITS MY BIRTHDAY AGAIN

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD: OWANBEFUL

I WANNA KISS YOU

MEN CAN LIE SHA

THE WORD FOR TODAY - REACH OUT WITH HUMILITY

... And Leboo answers...

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICESPIALIDOCIOUS...A GOOD DAY

RANT - SEASON 13 BY TINU

I GIVE A SPEECH TOMORROW.... HELP

I CAUGHT A NOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR

RANT - SEASON 14 BY ABY

I MIGHT HAVE MOUTH ODOUR

THE WORD FOR TODAY - ONE MORE TIME