Diary of a Lagos drama

I dance shoki to any song....ahh shoki

Breathe...

Stretch...

Shake...

Let it go... *dancing shoki*

I just remembered that song and that's all I'm going to do tomorrow. Its stale gist I don't like Mondays but waking up with a banging headache only makes it worse. Can't a woman just have 2 Sundays like Saturday, Sunday, Sunday and then Monday. I've been grumpy all day...asides the fact that Leboo ain't feeling well, I'm just not in my happy mood today. I am very tired and I must tell y'all how and why... This is going to be a long gist so go get your popcorn and pure water and let's chat..*big grin*.

Shout to Tosin and Gbolahan. I know you guys don't like epistles but gists are always really long shey? Pardon me for today.....and other days that I'll write long epistles.... mwaaah...things we do for love shey *wink *

So my chillinization (don't bother opening your dictionary to check the meaning... it is just a process of chilling.... new word alert...Tibs note that) started on Friday. I went to my training school, did the usual and then took a new makeup student of mine to the store to get her products. I don't know if I'm alone on this but whenever I'm going to any makeup store, I'm always super charged and excited. Just seeing makeup products gives me the satisfaction of a billion bucks. I didn't have plans of buying anything but I ended up buying two beauty blenders....mehn that thing is expensive like shit (that is if shit is expensive sha...hehe). One of it costs 3500 naira but if you buy 2, you get it for 5000naira so I bought two since it was a good bargain. Review coming up soon.

After the purchase, I went home to rest and before I knew it, it was 11 pm....time for my friend's bach eve. While I was in the shower, Leboo came to show me a picture. ..It was a funny picture of exactly what I was doing.

I was doing this

I dunno if Tito always eats or licks the soap but the bathing soap never lasts a week. Anyway, we were off to the club in no time. I had fun o...kai... I danced all the kinds of shoki that exists in the history of shoki...*cover eyes* shoki standing, shoki sleeping, shoki sitting....all the shokis ever known to man. In fact, I danced all the dance meant for the month of November in one night.

I went to the club with the groom, his friends, Leboo, leboo's bestfriend, my sister and her Leboo. Here are some selfies I took with my sister. Not so clear cos it was a little dark.

She is my elder sister o... Introducing Dieko.

Isn't she kwit...as in cute?

After the entire fun, my sister and her Leboo left the club before us cos she wasn't feeling well, only for her to caĺl us some minutes later to tell us they were in an accident. I was soo scared, I twisted my ankle running out of the club. I thank God she's alive and well. No injuries at all but the car was really damaged. No picture was taken...soweee

Then Saturday came and my Owanbe mode was fully activated. My love for party rice is becoming questionable o.

My heart starts racing before my legs...hehe

I ate the rice to my satisfaction *SMH for me*. This was what I looked like.

I was really feeling myself mehn...reason I kept looking for something on the floor *covers face *. The venue was at Ikeja country club and mehn I was impressed by the decor. The event planner did a good job and guess who the MC was? You guessed right. It was Leboo. Everything was just on point. There was food, and drinks and I wasn't lonely. The groomsmen were my friends (I met most of them the night before) and leboo's sister was around (she is good company...she can gist...kai. Reason I love her *mwahh*) so I had people to gist with. Half way to the reception, Le boo started feeling sick. That boy is an ajebutter aswear...just one night of cheating sleep, he fell sick.... he was very weak, he lost his voice and he was running serious temperature. I was a little scared for him...scratch that..I was very scared. I don't handle sickness very well...He managed to finish the reception and we left for his house.

I didn't know anything was going to make me stay over at Leboo's house so I didn't have my planned change of clothes for the next day but I remembered I have one emergency blouse which is the same colour with the one I wore for the wedding in his house. So I was good for church and Tib's inspired orphanage visit.

Mehn was I looking forward to the visit. I love kids and I would do anything to spend time with them.

Sunday came and like a joke Leboo was feeling a lot better. I was very happy to see him play....and give me that good morning kiss I hate so bad...*rolls eyes*. I do not like when he's sick at all. I never get to play or have fun when he's not well so you can understand the excitement when I woke up to the kiss and he was playing candy crush. Church was amazing and my pastor was looking fly. Couldn't take pictures but trust he looked fine and his wife ...that woman doesn't want to grow old.

Immediately after church, I just kidnapped my friend, Bunmi, from church and off we went to Heritage homes at Anthony village, Lagos. Believe me when I say the best thing to have ever happened to me since May is starting this blog. The amazing people I've met so far are enough reasons to still want to stick around. ..I met Lily ( I literally had to teach that woman how to pronounce my name...she was calling me MO-BEE in a funky way...funny woman. She's petite like me too so I wasn't the only short woman in the building), Tosin (I think she's an amazing woman and damn she is tall and cute. Told her she looks cute with Gbolahan...that boy is fine sha), Zeezah (that woman is a blogger and she's too shy to let us know....like seriously....I told her I'll treat her f@*k up and I'll type a link to her blog....so everyone stop reading at this point, go check out her blog NOW at www.zeezahblog.blogspot.com and then come back to read the remaining post. Oya off you go....

I'm guessing she would freak out at this point) I also met Duru (I met Duru...like same Duru. The awesome and amazing Duru. I felt a good kind of connection with him...like a good kind of connection. I think we would be friends for long...and that boy really is in love. He loves Wajilda like hmnnnn.... he was talking about her all through mehn. I love when the people I love are in love. Cute), Judith (that woman is a smart woman.... She is beautiful with brains. So nice meeting you swirrie pie), Gbolahan (that boy is fine fa. He is cute and cute....and an extra cute added to cute. Nice meeting you papi). I met two other guys and two girls....can't remember their names but one I know...she went to the same Uni as myself. Anyways here are some pictures.

Moby et Leboo...after church

The sun had great plans for us... kai

L -R: Fine boy GB, Judith, Lily, Tosin, Moby and Zeezah

My friend doesn't look like she was kidnapped... she was having fun spoiling my pictures.

Zeezah, Duru and Moby

The TTT fam that went visiting.... was Duru trying to pout? No wayyyyyy.

All in all I had fun. I met so many amazing children. My favourite was Adam. I was just drawn to him...and he had a fish toy (actually it was a shark but who tells a kid his toy is a big fish when he's convinced it is just a fish??... shout out to Adams. Wish I was married already...would adopt him asap. He likes being tickled...that I noticed). Those kids are just beautiful and hyperactive.. I don't understand their obsession with phones. They literally hijacked Zeezah, Tosin and Judith's bag.

The highlight of the visit was I got to bully a child...yes I bullied a human being...even though he was a short man and I had to kneel down to bully him. So I am going to cross that off my bucket list. You see I have always wanted to bully someone.. anyone.. but because of my small stature, I can't..... but the opportunity came and I bullied this boy but he wasn't even scared. I need to up my bullying skills jor. I had so much fun all in all. We couldn't take pictures of the children for security reasons but here are some pictures I took after church and at the orphanage. My weekend was just out of this world.... To the amazing people I met over the weekend, you all are just amazingly amazing. You made this weekend so much fun. Thank you.

And now I need to sleep cos this girl *points at self* is friggin tired. Had to rush Le boo home cos he was very sick. My students did something pretty cool for him before we left. They presented to him this amazing ankara inspired get-well-soon card which they all signed.

On the left are his nicknames and on the right are my student's signatures and their nicknames given to them by Leboo. Even in his weak state, he was able to blush (a black man trying to blush...not a cute sight). Thanks guys.

How was your weekend my beautiful people? I'm sure no one had as much fun as I did? You think you did? Oya gist me and let's weigh the fun. If yours was better, then I would give you an ankara bag worth 5000 naira. Truly. Hehehe.

P.S: Tibs you cannot join in this game cos I know you had more fun than me.

Aiight people, lets hear from you.

Have a blessed week ahead and merry Christmas in advance.

Cheers.....

*Singing*....Baby bay baby, I got so much love for you.....

Yep, I’ve got sooooo much love for my ever ready, supportive and blessed Mobylizers. You guys are amazingly awesome...*BIG KISS TO ALL OF YOU*

How are we all doing? You have no other choice other than to be bam!.*thumbs up*. I spoke with Wole Ojo yesterday as regards your questions and he has promised to answer all. You just have to love the guy right?..Quite humble and respectful to the great Mobylizers...*winks*

For today's Dear Moby series, I’m am sorta spilling the beans on one story like that and this my friend that’s involved in the gist will kill me if by chance she sees this but I will deny it sharp sharp...It wasn’t me *straight face* LOL. Is it only her that has this problem ni? *rolls eyes*

And to all my friends who always confide in me, I swear I will not share your issues if you don't want me to.....seriously. This particular friend was being diplomatic. She kind of asked me to share the story in a way that seemed she was asking me not to... I know y'all are confused.com at this point. ..hehehe... just stay with me okay.... Good! She needed me to say something but I couldn't think of anything to say and I was sure if I brought it here, she would definitely get help. So, here we are.

This my friend is a beautiful girl. She is tall, fair, speaks good English, she is a ten over ten....if I had a brother, I would hook them up without thinking twice. But her major issue is that she is not lucky with men. I've met a few of her boyfriends in the past and though they always seem to be in love, it always ends.

After some observation, I arrived at a conclusion on what her problem is (or could be).... She has a type. All her exes look alike; Tall, dark, very handsome, rich, good job.... she has never dated a short guy that is hustling and I think she’s never been able to meet the right guy, because of her stereotypic approach towards choosing men. (yee....see grammar sha..where did that come from?).

Now, my friend has a very big problem....She is in love with her brother's best friend and that one seem to like her but her Brother will not even let her think about it. He says it is a no no..(every brothers stand abi?)..

So what does she do? I can't tell her to go behind her brother's back to date his friend....I can't say she should just move on like that without trying... I don't even know what to tell her but I know she needs some help because I know what it feels like to really like someone and yet you can't be with the person cos of the circumstances surrounding the situation.*sigh*....for once I'm dumbfounded when it concerns love wahala..(Adonbilivit).

So Guys please what do you think she should do? I need the help of every Mobylizer...I am very certain this problem is not peculiar to my friend alone so your contribution could be helping more people than you know. Oya lets do this guys....

Cheers....

"For our light affliction, which is but for a moment, worketh for us a far more exceeding and eternal weight of glory; While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal."

-2 Corinthians 4:17-18

Challenges are part of life, never look at the situation you find yourself as a ‘problem’, it’s only a challenge and guess what, it is temporary. From time to time in our journey of life, we will face challenges, some of which will cause heart aches and broken hearts, infact some have allowed their challenges to stall their journey in life. It’s wisdom to acknowledge that there is a challenging situation, however we must not allow the situation to hold us bound, we should acknowledge it and fix our gaze on Jesus, the author and finisher of our faith. He is our ultimate mentor, He walked on this earth and went through every kind of challenging situation, yet He was victorious.

We also need to come to the understanding that whatever we are going through is temporary and will soon pass no situation lasts forever, Jesus told us in John 16:33 that we will face challenges in this world, but we should be of good cheer for He has overcome the world. We need to take control of the situation and not allow the situation to take control of our lives. You need to be determined that whatever cross you are carrying will not deter you from following God, as that cross is just there to flex your muscles and that phase of your life will soon be over. There is always a point in the pain, learn to understand the point, so you can grow.

Also don’t accept the lie of the devil that the challenging situation is peculiar to you, 1 Cor 10:13 from the NLT says “the temptations in your life are no different from what others experience. And God is faithful. He will not allow the temptation to be more than you can stand. When you are tempted, he will show you a way out so that you can endure”

We need to understand that we are on a journey, on assignment from heaven and it's got to be all about Him , the enemy does try use our 'going through' period to distract us from our 'going to', which should be our main focus, we need to keep our eyes on the author and finisher of our faith. Note that the affliction is light and temporary, BUT the glory is weighty and permanent.

CONFESSION

I make God my focus, as I look to the Lord, I will not be ashamed, His word is my light and my salvation, therefore I declare that I am invincible, I cannot be defeated, greater is he that is in me than he that is in the world. Halleluyah!

Have a lovely and blessed week ahead

SOURCE: JOLA AND DEXTER AKIN-ALAMU

Hellurrrrrrr *in Madeas voice*

Helluuuurrrrrr.

..is anyone home?

..Who missed me? .....Any one????......*straight face*

I missed me sha *raises nose* and heeeyy I can see some hands up.*big smile + dancing*. hehehe. I missed y'all too.

I won't give the excuse of " I was busy".. cos truthfully I wasn't *covers face*. But I have to give one...there's gotta be an excuse..err..lemme see *scratches head* okay ...found one....so I was thinking / pondering / crafting / brain storming over an idea that would make me a billionaire by the end of 2014 and this mental engagement didn't give me time to think of plenty other things...*YUP!*...I think that's a good excuse right? Even though it might not be totally true, there's an iota of truth in it...trust me *wink*.

You remember the post where I opened men's asses to us about the lies they tell to we ladies so that they can taste our cherries and run off??...well I've had some very angry men on my case since I put up that post. Duru still reminded me about that post last weekend and how it was unfair to expose some sacred male secrets Hee hee ...Anyway, I have considered the unanimous male rants and I have decided to do something about it.

You won't believe what I'm about to tell you...a lady on my bbm read that post then pinged me and said 'Moby Ladies are worse liars....ladies can lie for Africa fa...you should do a post on the great lies women tell'... hahaha. I have been postponing that post since last month but I have decided that tomorrow, I will stylishly expose we ladies too. I have told most of these lies too but you won't judge me shey? I promise by the power vested in me I will speak the truth and nothing but the truth....but I won't say everything oo so that some ladies don't start cursing me...LOL

This should be fun *rubs palm together...evil grin*

Please don't ask how my weekend went.*rolls eyes*... that would be a tormenting question. Someone that saw how I spent my weekend last week would think this ‘babe is balling big' but mehn my weekend was dry. Over dry dey worry am sef.

So what did I do?

Friday was the graduation of the Moby Impressionz fifth set of student....whoop whoop...I didn't even know 3weeks was up already....soo fast. I really liked this set of students. Ever had that feeling when you know you are doing something right? Yea I had that feeling all through Friday. My students really impressed me....they just keep getting better. And to think i thought they have been the laziest set so far.... They really impressed me with their projects. Here are some pictures....

Bag made by Bimbiani... I love this bag

We called this purse 'The multipurpose purse'...made by Lawizzy

All made by Lawizzy

Made by Lawizzy

Bag made by Wonabella

Purse made by Temitops

Two students missed the grad party....ain't they cute?

These were all made by Lawizzy

Slippers made by Temitops

Please ignore the imperfection of this slippers...it was an unintentional mistake... Made by Lawizzy

Friday night, I was invited to a vigil by Leboo's mum... who says no to the woman she hopes to be her mum-in-law someday???...NO ONE!....

People who know me well know that I can sleep for Olympics and get a gold medal. I love sleeping o chai...I will not deprive myself of sleep for anything...maybe money but asides that, every other thing can wait. I attend vigils oo but I would have had a one-on-one session with sleep.. like take permission and ask that he waits for me till 3 or 4am.. But this particular vigil came out of the blue... I wasn't prepared for it but I went and I didn't regret attending the program at all. At some point my eyes were shutting down but you know deep down if you sleep, that prayer meant for you might just pass you by so I stayed awake and it was a wonderful experience. See people dancing shoki in church. I saw one babe doing etighi and one old woman tried doing shoki but she looked like she was trying to remove something from her eye...LOL.

I slept for most of Saturday and then Tibs decided to bring out the artist in all the TTT fam. She asked that we all draw a picture of a dog chasing a cat. I thought my drawing was hilarious until i saw the pictures of other. There was a particular picture drawn by Tosyne that looked like the dog and cat were best buddies and couldn't stress themselves....so there was no chasing. You want to see hilarious dogs and cats, please check out www.everydaytibs.blogspot.com. This is my own drawing.

When I couldn't take the boredom anymore, I asked Leboo to take me to MA kitchen. If you have never been to MA kitchen on Salvation Road, Opebi, my people you are missing. The restaurant has this ambiance like you are in Sheraton hotel and their food is freaking cheap and delicious. When next I go there I would take pictures for us all but I took this picture incase I don't.

Sunday came and it was the most boring Sunday I've ever experienced mehn. I went to church, got back home and I was looking till I fell asleep. Woke up and it was barely 3pm so I decided to watch ‘The Strain'. Anyone following this series? I love it..If you are not then you are on a longggg thing.

Someone would say that's some gangsta way of spending the weekend. It was boring as hell but thank God today is Monday. To think I was looking forward to Monday is terribly ironic...LOL.

So over the weekend I was stalking some blogs and I was able to collect some very funny pictures that almost made me pee in my panties and I have decided to share with my leboos of this blog... seeing my weekend wasn't so much fun.. Enjoy and always remember to smile cos you never know who is looking forward to that smile. Who had fun this weekend? Abeg gist me and you better make me jealous...

Waiting to read from you..

This has happened to me before but I didn't get the message back then

And I'm sure she saw something she didn't like...hehehe

Truthfully will you?

Cheers!

This is what you have been waiting for.....

It is ready.....

the potion is ready *buahhh haa haa ah*😈

*rubs palm together + evil grin* *smh*

This should be so much fun right?

At the end of this post, some people might be very angry at me...some might want my head..but the things I have to do for love....for love of my Mobylizing brothers...*hugs*. I am like a mother of 2 kids with each of them believing I like him / her more than the other....so how do I prove to them I love them both? I have to be impartial and yet diplomatic in my judgement and both of them have to believe I love each of them more. That is where I find myself and hence the reason for this post. I have dealt with the guys so I have to strike a balance by dealing with the ladies a little bit *smiles*...I promise I won't say all the lies we tell..I won't totally give us away rather, I would let us do the remaining in the comment section down below...So it won't just be me spilling the beans here..We shall do it together..LOL.

Guys, you know all those lies we ladies tell you when we don't want to grant you guys access to the holy of holies?...Yeah those flimsy excuses you've been given?..I'm going to tell some and I want you guys to tell us others that you have heard or have been told....I want to know them all and ladies you can snitch a little here...Tell us some you've heard or those you have told *😉* I promise I won't tell anyone you did...😇

So while I was working on this post, I had already typed it and I don't know what I did... I mistakenly cleared the post. This is not the 1st time this is happening but I was still angry with my phone and at myself. I just closed the app I use to type posts on my phone and dropped it till yesterday. I can't come and let one phone give me hypertension...

So I kinda put Tito and few of my neighbours on the hot seat for this post. I mean who else would tell me the lies women tell other than the guys?... the things they told me ehn, even I was scared for our species. Ladies una dey try o...three gbosa for all of una abeg.🙌🙌🙌.. There was one particular one my neighbour told me and I laughed till I choked. Girls it's not fair to lie like that you know. Okay let's get to work.... *adjusts collar....rubs palm together.....mic check 1...2*

The first and one that was mostly mentioned is the I AM ON MY PERIOD and so I am going to call people in this category "The Periodic Sisters"😎. I want to just ask a question. ..Why would you go all the way to a guy's house, that you seriously know wants to sleep with you, and tell him you are on your period??.. And please don't tell me how you will know a guy wants to sleep with you... it's part of being a woman...You would just know. You could have saved this guy the stress of planning, cleaning his apartment and lifting weight just by telling him on the phone. Guess what.. guys have now devised a way of knowing if you are lying....(come close first let me whisper it to you *clears throat*) My neighbour told me that men now have period calculators on their phones to monitor their babes and side chicks period..Surprised?..Yes they do that now. So when you tell them you are on, they lock it in and start calculating for you...they even know your safe days that you don't know... these men are getting smarter by the day shey? So your "periodic lie" would only work once... I laughed so hard when I heard it. So babes you are warned now oo...If you don't want to get raped, there's no reason to lie about not wanting to have sex...If you don't want it, tell him you are not interested....not trying to play the 90 days rule (yes I know about the rule and the men know it too) or playing hard to get... enough said...And if you think you can chop from the guy and use the periodic lie to escape...it's every day for the thief ooo....I have spoken.

#2) I AM FASTING.....

Yes I know this sounds weird but I have told this lie too and I will explain myself *covers face*. There was a time this babe *points at self* was a broke ass marafucka. I was broke and my boyfriend then was selfish like an idiot... so I met this super rich guy and somehow I hinted I was broke and I needed money but instead of the guy saying the magic words....we all know the magic words right? The magic words that we ladies love the most is SEND YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER... but this bros said I should come over and I knew how this guy rolled. My friend had given me gist about him. I couldn't think of any lie at that point....mehn being broke is a bastard...you can't think straight when you don't have a dime...so the 'I am fasting' lie just came up from nowhere. I got to uncle's house and he started giving me sexy eyes and was starting to caress my thighs. Sharp sharp I just told him I was fasting. The way his face changed was faster than Usain Bolt...aswear. To cut the story, I was back in my house in an hour... please don't ask if he gave me the money... but I was still broke the next day and I've not heard from him since then till tomorrow. It was when Leboo mentioned it that I realized ladies really do use this lie...hmnn.. Like I always say, no one will force you to do what you don't want to.

#3) I AM CELIBATE....

Okay one question for the Celibate-lying sisters.... if you are celibate, what the hell are you trying to do going to a guy's house alone??... My neighbour was angry when he was telling me this one. He said he feels if you want to be celibate, you shouldn't try dating until you are ready for marriage. These men out there ain't loyal... try the celibate story and they would either cajole you into doing it or they would rape you. If you are celibate and you are serious about it, just tell the guy on the phone and let him know how serious you are. If he still says come over, take a friend with you so you don't do what you don't want to do...Besides it is not by force to go to his house....let your NO be NO... It's better to be safe than sorry.

The last one I want to mention is "YOU ARE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME AND SEX WILL ONLY COMPLICATE THINGS BETWEEN US"😂...

To the bros's that have been told this one lie, my friend you have been brother-zoned. You either break that zone or just break away and run. I know things can get complicated when sex is involved in any kind of relationship but what is worse is being told 'you are like a brother' when you are clearly not and you both can't have sex cos of that. That's painful... I have been made to believe that some girls say it but they don't mean it...they only want you to work a little hard to get the cherry or they just want to keep enjoying the benefits from the guys and still avoid paying back in kind..You know like having their cake and eating it... But if she says it and she means it, bros take heart. Why did you too have to make her see you like a brother and not a toaster? You sef na wa o...pele...LOL

I do not want to bore you with plenty stories....all the lies I listed above are lies women only tell when they don't want to have sex with you. There are some we tell on normal days so that you don't perceive us as promiscuous or the ones we tell to boost the men's ego *clears throat*...our lies have categories but if you are interested in knowing more lies, please visit my friend Google...he'll never let you down when it comes to issues like these...

I love you all... Thank you so much for your time. Have a lovely Tuesday. Moby double sights y'all...

Cheers...

😍😙😘😚💋👄💕

What can I say o *thinking mode activated*

*clears throat*

*walks in slowly*

*covers face*....

*walks in very slowly*...

I've been told not to come in here and start tendering apologies...not to make excuses and not to give any explanation...... So I'll just carry my chilling chair and wait till I have something to say asides from saying sorry...

SILENCE

I can't take this anymore....

Mobylistic mobylizers of the mobylating mobylizers.... You guys won't understand if I explain what happened... mehn it's not easy o... You know it's a different ball game when we come on here and type a post because we love blogging and because we love our readers and we want to make everyone happy but the people reading won't know exactly what's going on with us bloggers...especially in our personal lives. I had to take that break peeps... It was a needed break....and I missed everyone... ahhh I missed everybody o. Kilode... Everytime I got a call from you guys or a text or a ping, I just go into missingmode.com and I want to rush back and put up a post but mheeen, I needed to deal with lots of stuff.

To everyone that checked up on me, I can't start mentioning names....una too much abeg. Thank you so much. I don't know how else to say thank you...if I had plenty money ehn, I would get everyone a gift....Talking about gifts, Christmas haff come o... We all know Christmas is a season for giving....Therefore I'll like to give every of my readers something.... so in the comment section, just ask for something and be realistic oooo. Don't ask for a car or a jet or that my fine green shoes cos I won't give you o and don't ask for Leboo...he is all mine and I can't share him....haha. Ask for something you know I would give you.... Thank you guys for sticking around while I was away. God bless you all and merry Christmas in advance....

So how was my weekend? Well,... It was ‘owanbeful' mehn.... I had this very amazing bride that booked me since last month to do her wedding makeup for her... I'll give you guys the full gist tomorrow anyway I called my assistant (yes I have an assistant now...how cool is that... and she is amazing. I'm in love with her...she reminds me of me every time I look at her. Her name is Ocho. I'm sure you all won't get the pronunciation of her name even if you tried).

Meet Ocho...

We had to get to the bride's house by 7am so I left the house by 5.45am (Imagine! I woke up early...) And picked Ocho on the way. We did a good job...here are some pictures. I will give you the load down of this bride tomorrow... She is a character and you just have to love her... Shikena..😙😘😘?☺

This was what I looked like.

Do not ask what I'm looking for on the ground o...there were ants on the floor.

Some people said I do not smile when I take pictures... I do *straight face*

Doing my special pouty face

Also I met my friend at the wedding. You remember the Hillcity production post, yes she's the oga boss. The babe has money ehn...kai. She made the bead she had on. The brooch on the bead was hand made using wire work...mehn she is smart, creative and she's rich. Please don't tell her I said so o. She's also very humble...all in one...hehehe.

From the wedding, I had to get to another wedding with Leboo so off we went...we didn't stay too long at the second wedding cos we had one more place we had to go (*sigh* full day). I have one rant *clears throat *.. the more I watch my weight the more I gain weight...I don't understand anymore so I have decided to starve myself... at all the owanbes I went for, I didn't eat...at all.....errrrr ok I ate a little jor....*covers face*... Can I see party rice and not eat??...It would mean the world is coming to an end...(LOL)... I don't know how long I'll starve myself but I will survive...I need to lose the fat growing around my tummy area o...I need to look like Zeezah and Tosin by the end of 2014...so help me God.

From the second wedding, we went to church (that's the last place I earlier said we had to be..*wink*). It was family weekend in my church and mehn was it fantastic...more like a huge carnival. With the kind of food I saw, I had to chill with the starving and I ate a lot. Let me tell you what I ate *clears throat *. I ate corn, roasted plantain, Barbecue, Ice cream, Rice and chicken, peppered ponmo and buttered bread. Please do not insult me. I ate all of them in moderation...some I borrowed and returned and some I ate well... I am so disappointed with myself for letting go so easy.... There was a lot of food and lots of drinks... And I ate very well...*covers face*

Sunday was blessed. I know someone that goes to church twice a year... December 31st and January 1st.. it is well..I went to church and I was divinely touched. After church I went home, washed my hair....and I watched movies till late. Dasall...

That's all that happened this weekend...I was seriously looking forward to today...Like seriously I was...Who ever had this feeling as a child when you have a party on Saturday and you start thinking about it on Wednesday...You know that feeling??...That's exactly how I was feeling about today...*wink*.

Thank you all so much for the love. You all are amazingly amazing. And if you must know....I love you too. I'm back and I'm ready to continue blogging. Let's do this. ...How was your weekend? I really want to know. Oya gist me...

Cheers!...

P.S: I know I've been absent from blogville for a week...so I am going to visit everyone asap. No excuse... Have a wonderfulous week ahead.

And to everyone writing their exams, we wish us all good success and plenty As in Jesus name.

Follow us on Instagram @mz_moby and we will follow back. Still trying to get a hang of all these social media tinz... I'm sure I will very soon. Kisses.

Shhhhhhhssshhhhh *whispering*+*tip-toeing*.....Don't tell anyone....I'm about to blow your minds....so I have to set the explosive and start the counter....just so you know, it's a c4 bomb...ssshhhh.....prepare to get blown away.....

*Timer starts*....5....4....3...2....

BOOM!

Hello mi lovies. *Big smile* yes you've been blown...me too..blown into our new season of unlimited and overflowing favour...so sit back, relax, let God drive and be sure you're headed to your desired hope ...(that's the pastor in me speaking...don't try me mhen..LOL)

I am actually very happy to be back and I didn't know how much I missed everyone until I read everyone's comments yesterday. Thanks guys..You all are the factors that make the DOALDQ thick...(I'm sure someone has tried to pronounce that word...who knows what it is?....you might win something o.....*wink*)

So today I am going to be putting up two out of the many makeovers I did while I was on sabbatical. Hehehe... The 1st was done on my make up student, Wonuola....(a.k.a. Duchess Wonabella...she was also a bag&shoe making student). I was really in the mood to touch someone's face (trust me I am not always in the mood except money is involved) and I noticed she didn't use to wear makeup so I decided to see what she looked like with makeup and mehn did she look beautiful. Here are some pictures.

This next one I did over the weekend. Now this bride is a very funny human being. I've met some very nasty clients so I try not to expect so much from a client. So what I do is I keep it really professional but with this bride, it was impossible.

When she came for her trial 2 weeks before her wedding, she came with her husband and mheeen....that uncle is calm and patient... They really complement each other. She is the playful one and he is the gentle one.

She made me laugh so hard I had to drop my guards with here. So her wedding was on Saturday and I made up my mind I wouldn't talk or laugh with her so that I can finish her makeup fast but mehn this babe is a comedian... Basket mouth has nothing on her. From the minute I asked to take a ‘before' picture of her till I finished, I was laughing. It was really fun working with Ize (that's her name. She's from Edo state). And her family are really sweet people. I wish every client can be like Ize o...that's my prayer point for this month and next.

P.S: Her bouquet was real....like real flowers....not plastic...I was just tripping kai...money is good sha.

Here are some pictures.

Below is a list of the products I used for the bride.

EYES

Black Opal col. B02

Zaron eyebrow definer

L.A girl concealer to highlight

NYX Jumbo pencil in milk

Magnolia eye shadow in Sphinx

Black eye shadow from the sleek bad girl palette

Brown from BH neutral eye shadow palette

Mary-Kay woodland

Zaron black gel liner

Maybelline colossal kajal

Milani mascara

Amazing shine human hair lashes #43

FACE

No.7 oil matifier

Mary-Kay Foundation primer

BH cosmetics anti-shine

Mary-Kay foundation -607

Milani concealer - Honey #03

Milani mineral powder blush #202 sunset beach

Sleek contour kit in dark

Iman powder in dark

LIPS

Mac Ruby woo

Red pencil liner.

Dasall..LOL..*thumbs up + half wink*

While I was typing all the products used, I realized something. I've grown mehn.... like I have grown. If you all know where I started from and what I started with, you all will thank God with and for me. I will keep saying it don't let money hinder you from chasing your dreams. If there's anything at all you have a passion for, you don't have to have all the capital needed to start but the little you have, invest it into that business and trust God will bless the works of your hands. He doesn't like lazy people so if you want to be blessed, get yourself ready.

If you need a makeup artist for any occasion, just call on me and I'll be there. We do home services too for all your owanbes. Just holla at me on 08087646638. Also, we have make up classes every month, so you too might just become a makeup pro....call to find out about the classes...Thanks for stopping by. I love you all...
*stepping out*

Hold up...wait a minute
Leboo has said I should tell you all ooo....If you need an MC for any event or you know someone who does...holla..Call me and I would link you..You can see some of his videos on his YouTube channel, just search Life is fun with Tito...(he's paying for this advert mhen *rolls eyes*)... *turns to Leboo* oya my money...

Cheers!

*I've been thinking*..(In Beyonces voice and style), I should do a sound track for the Dear Moby series shey? Hmmmmmnnnnnn.......Okay

...I want to compose a song now...

*clears throat*

*singing*... Mail Dear moby.....dear Moby.... you need someone to talk to...Mail dear Moby ..... Moby is here to talk to you..... Dear Moby.... Pam pa ram pum pum taaa raaaaaa..(You can sing it however you like cos I have a beat for it already...) LOL.

Smh for me big time.... The things I do at times ehn?..Lol...I amaze myself all the time... Okay so we know how we do it on the Dear Moby series right? Someone sends me a mail, I go through it, post it here, we all read, Moby speaks and we all get to talk about it and try to help the person concerned (who is usually anonymous except permission for identity disclosure is given).

If you want me to help you in my own little way and you need other people's opinion about whatever situation you are facing, just send your worries to moby.amusu@gmail.com and I would be sharing on the Dear Moby series and I'm sure we would be able to help you in our own little way. Notice the WE... I can't do it on my own so everyone that reads would be helping too..Remember, a problem shared is a problem half solved..*wink*

Okay guys, I got this mail while I was gone on my 1 week break.... I hope my reply isn't too late. I'm so sorry Anon...

Leggo!

Dear Moby,

I met a guy and after a few weeks of casual talks, we started talking deeper and string attaching talks and he eventually seemed nice and had qualities of a potential boyfriend and I was swinging that way. But some 3 weeks after, I met some other guy that swept me off my feet completely and I fell in love with him well I think I have.

The problem now is, I have the first guy already playing the boy friend role very well, but I am drawn to this other guy like seriously. So, Where do I put my potential boyfriend who is actually an acting boyfriend and what do I do about the other guy whom I believe I'm in love with. Please Moby and Mobylizers help me out. I don't want to make a regrettable mistake.

MOBY SPEAKS

Dear Anon, hmnnn... this one pass me small o..*sighs*.. Okay so this new guy has made you fall head over heels and you don't know where to put the already acting boyfriend....hmmmnn... Here's what I think you should do. Don't tell any of the guys anything just yet but don't give away too much emotions to any of them too. Chill like some weeks more and see how you still feel about both of them. I don't want you to take an action based on how you are presently feeling especially as you don't want to make a grave digging mistake. When you are sure of how you feel then you can tell acting boyfriend that you are not sure both of you will work cos you are in love with someone else...or you tell the other guy you have some one you think would complement you better.you get? Just be sure you are choosing the right person. Who knows, the other guy might have a game plan and it might already be working for him. Also, take time out to study both of them...You would be good... I'm sure about that. I rest my case.

I'm sure other people might feel otherwise....Mobylizers oooo...I need you to help a sister. I'm sure some of us have been in similar situation so lets do this.... Help a sister...

Cheers!.

Aaaah Shoki...Shoki....aah shoki shoki *dancing you know what* *wink*

Who has heard the remix of shoki by Chidinma, Cynthia Morgan and Eva? My love for shoki just gets deeper and deeper everyday mehn.I have become a Shokilizer LOL.. If you've not heard it, go and download ASAP. That's all I have to say to you.

Hello my people... so how many thought I took a leave again because I didn't post anything yesterday? *sees a few hands*...see them LOL it's aiight though...I am not going anywhere yet. My network was down yesterday and so I couldn't do anything...I'm sorry.

Yes I noticed something ooo..*ties wrapper*.. Every one that sent me a mail(s) recently or for the past 2 weeks....I didn't get the mails ooooo...., I've not been getting mails on my gmail account and I don't know why...I don't understand anymore... If you don't want me to have hypertension, please resend the emails to bolaji.amusu@yahoo.com. Please oo na beg I dey beg o I no dey proud..LOL...Especially Esther and Icelaw... Pleaseeeee resend the mail. Thank you very much.

So this is a late rant post.... I got it from my beautiful friend, Esther. *whispering* ..If you think Moby is sick, this girl is sicker..like very ‘un-well'... she is sickness personified. If you think I'm lying, abeg check out her blog at www.thewayestherseesit.blogspot.com and then come back to testify. I laughed so hard reading this post and so I asked if I could share with my Mobylizers and she agreed. I can totally relate to this rant...as in I've been there...Just continue reading and share in our ranters rant...LOL...

Leggo!

Hi my lovelies, I'm here to rant about my worst bus experience ever.... so rant with me if you've ever experienced this....

On Friday, I took a bus from Ikeja to Mile 2. Only God knows how I take waka enter that kind of bus o, but the weird weird things I experienced ehn, just sit tight and be angry with me.

The man that sat next to me was very very very (that's 3 veries shey?) FAT...and he smelled... like really smelled. His mouth was oozing, I could see the wax in his ears, he had no neck, he smelt of sweat and something pungent...I couldn't quite place, and I think I could smell his butt crack...*covers face*

Well, to top the injustice he was doing to my olfactory nerves, he was very clumsy and refused to keep his hands in one place... which was inconveniencing me seriously, I felt like I was going to choke to death with the entire stench coming out of him...

To top it all, for some weird reasons, his crotch started to scratch him... Lawd! Gawd!! At first, he scratched it through his trousers and when it didn't work, he decided to dip his hands in to his pants to scratch. He had this "I'm about to cum" face.... eeeeeewwwwwwww..... Then worst of all, as he was about to alight, he decided that my legs looked like wood and he just stepped on my feet, and then cut my favourite slippers, (this slippers is my bathroom, wakabout, and anything u can call it, slippers.).

Next annoying ordeal; please ladies spend your money on good panties... na beg I dey beg una o. The lady who sat in front of me had these low waist jeans on and her panties were out. These panties were not only ‘fugly', they were tearing and shredding (Abeg they still dey produce tissue pants?) Her wide and long stretch marks were seeking attention and were all out for the world to see. I swear I had to mentally chain and restrain myself from dipping my pen into her ass...*raise eyebrow*

The last but not the least thing that happened that almost left me in tears; there were these nursing mothers behind me. One's baby was sleeping peacefully while the other's was fussy and crying her head out. Normal thing na, everybody was shouting, "E fun looyan na" (Give am breast na), immediately she pulled out her flabby breasts and shoved them in the child's mouth. Like this

See ehn, the child was still wailing o even with the breasts in her mouth... I don't blame the child o, why will my mother's breasts be that ugly na.? Now I'm not against public breastfeeding o, but there's no way you'll catch me doing it. Any pikin wey cry for outside, I go mix akanmu or cerelac give am drink....shikenna.

This is the proper way to breastfeed.... no go dey reduce money wey your husband pay for your head..

The painful part was when one elderly woman claimed the woman wasn't doing the breastfeeding properly and just took hold of the mother's breasts and held it "properly" in the child's mouth. See ehn, that thing is all shades of wrong!!!! If we're not related, do not touch my breasts, else I'll sue you for attempted lesbianism.

With all these, the child was wailing her head off... their brains didn't tell them that it was probably the heat that was making the child cry. 10mins later, the child was crying again and my head was aching like cray, then one man said, "Boya oo tii yaa'gbe' (she's probably uncomfortable cos she's soiled herself). Immediately I started to pray to God that the woman would ignore that 'wonderful" suggestion. But no! She just pulled the pampers open and exposed the poor child's private parts to the world. Worse of all was when she told her friend, Kafaya, "joo baami check e, booya oo tii yaagbe tooto (Help me check if she has really soiled herself).

For God's sakes, y'all know how bad babies' poo stink shey? Well, the bus was stinking so bad of the child's poo, yet she was stupidly asking if the child had really pooed.

*sighs* This was my ordeal on Friday o. So I'm begging all you good readers of THE WAY ESTHER SEES IT to join my foundation- LET'S BUY ESTHER A CAR. I'm tired of this kinda life. If the car is too much, just help me write petitions to bus drivers to screen their passengers, and stop letting smelly people into their buses.

MOBY SPEAKS

If you did not laugh reading this rant then I think your matter don pass be careful..or your problems senior any kind of joke..LOL.. Esther it is well... Leboo always say that nursing mothers always forget that their boobs is still a boob whether or not you are breast feeding so why would you see guys around and still bring it out. Its not fair... Dassal I have to say ooo...LOL

To everyone that has sent me rants so far, don't worry. Just keep checking this space every Thursday for your rants....I would definitely put them up..*thumbs up*

Is something bothering you? and you just want to scream and shout? Pick up your phone, press the keypads so hard and send me your rants to this email address bolaji.amusu@yahoo.com and I'm sure my mobylizers would be here to help get angry with and for you..LoL

Remember God loves you and Moby loves you too.

Mobylizers what do you think about this ranter's rage? Let's share...

Cheers!....

TODAY’S SCRIPTURE

“Here is what I have seen: It is good and fitting for one to eat and drink, and to enjoy the good of all his labor in which he toils under the sun all the days of his life which God gives him; for it is his heritage.”

(Ecclesiastes 5:18, NKJV)

The scripture talks about how God has given us the power to enjoy what is allotted to us. That simply means another person doesn’t have the power to enjoy your life. You may have more success, more money, more friends and a better job, but if you put another person in your life, they are not going to enjoy it like you. We are each uniquely designed to run our own race.

When we truly understand and embrace this, we won’t be tempted to compare or wish we had what someone else has. You won’t think, “If only I had their talent...” No, if God wanted you to have that talent, He would have given it to you. Instead, take what you have and develop it. Make the most of it. Don’t think, “If only I had her looks...” No, God gave you your looks. That’s not an accident. The life you have has been perfectly matched for you.

Now, you’ve got to do your part and get excited about your life. Be excited about who you are — your looks, your talent, your ability, your personality. When you’re passionate about who you are, it brings honor to God. That’s when God will breathe in your direction and the seeds of greatness in you will take root and begin to flourish!

A PRAYER FOR TODAY

Father, I thank You for giving me the gifts, talents and abilities to enjoy life and accomplish Your will. Today I choose to put my trust and hope in You knowing that You have equipped me for the destiny You have for me in Jesus’ name. Amen.

— Joel & Victoria Osteen

#Dark shades...Check

#Blingz............Check

#Face cap.........Check

#Microphone...Check

#Gangster swag........Double Check

*Rap mode activated*

We started from January now we here....

We started from January now here....balling in December...

# We started from January now we here....

# haters can do nothing cos we all made it here......Yo!

LOL.....*snap back*

We made it oooo.... we made it o... *ties wrapper tight round waist and jumping for joy*

We don make am enter December ooooo.....Lol

People of the Mobylizing world...It's the 1st day of the last month of the year. Wow... Watagwan...ki lo n pop mehn? I'm just feeling really cool today...I feel blessed....I feel favoured and I am thankful to God Almighty... Congratulations to everyone reading this post... you also made it....I need to give you a big hug *opens arms*. And a heartfelt *Christian* kiss..

I just thought to drop something to kick start the week. I'm sure you were expecting weekend download. ..well my weekend was full of spiritual activities *angel* and I felt if I don't share with you guys, God won't be so happy with me. I'm going to share a little story and then I'll give you gist about how my weekend went...*wink*

Story story.......

Once upon a time.....

A man died and when he realized it, he saw God coming towards him with a suitcase in His Hand. The following conversation ensued between them:

God - Alright son, it's time to go.

Surprised, the man responded:

Now? So soon? I had and still have a lot of plans...

God - I'm sorry but it's time to go.

Man - What do you have in that suitcase?

God - Your belongings.

Man - My belongings? You mean my things, my clothes, my money?

God - Those things were not yours; they belonged to the earth.

Man - Is it my memories?

God - Those never belonged to you; they belonged to Time

Man - Is it my talents?

God - Those were never yours; they belonged to the circumstances of your life.

Man - Is it my friends and family?

God - I'm sorry they were never yours. They belonged to the path.

Man - Is it my wife and children?

God - They were never yours; they belonged to your heart.

Man - Is it my body?

God - That was never yours; it belonged to the dust.

Man - Is it my soul?

God - No that is mine.

Full of fear, the man took the suitcase from God and opened it. . . just to find out the suitcase was empty.

With a tear coming down his cheek, the man said:

Man - I never had anything???

God - That is correct. Every moment you lived was the only belonging you had.

This is a great lesson. Life is just a moment - a moment that belongs to only you. For this reason, enjoy your time and use it wisely while you have it. Live now and love your life. Don't let any material thing you think you own or you are struggling to acquire stop you from doing so. Don't forget to be happy...You owe yourself that much. Material things and everything else that you fought for will stay here..In the end, where you end is all that matters. Your primary duty is to serve & worship your creator. Live for God and in the end, He will reward you.

I hope this story speaks to someone....*hugs*

Yes...My weekend gist;

I spent most of the weekend in church...

Sunday had most of the interesting event. We had a drama ministration in church and I wish I could share the video on the blog. It was so touching, challenging and cool. While I was watching the drama, a few thoughts came to mind. How many people do we really talk to about God? Do you know some people still don't believe God exists? Will God look at us and say 'you are just a waste of my investment' or will he say 'this is my son in whom I'm well pleased'? Do we wait till we are so comfortable before we read our bible or wait till things are not going as we planned before we remember to talk to Him? Do we remember to thank Him for the smallest things and Thank Him for life?....

Let us take out time to reflect on these things. In the midst of our hustling and bustling, do not forget that God was the one that gave us life in the first place. Ignorance is not an excuse...Seek God now and endeavour to have a relationship with Jesus Christ..You would do yourself good.. And for those of us that are born again, make it a duty to talk to someone about Jesus Christ..Spread the good news...God bless us..

It's a new month...it's the last month of the year. It is not too late.....You can still achieve that goal...that dream can still come to pass....Just hand it over to Jesus Christ and he'll do you right.

You're welcome to the month of December, the month of Thanksgiving...The Month of our saviours birth... I decree concerning you and your household; thanksgiving will not cease in your home now and beyond in Jesus Christs name. ..... Happy New Month and merry Christmas in advance. PAUSE!!...In case you guys have party in your house before Christmas, (that's a party with party rice)..abeg don't forget to invite me o even though I'm still watching my weight....*covers face*

Have a lovely 1st of December today...hehehe

Cheers....

*steps in with huge baggie pants, huge Tee, timberland boots, huge blings, dark frames and my face cap turned backwards*** #Gangstermodeactivated.....

Sup yo!

Sup fam!...

You know I've met bloggers and I've met bloggers...YES! There is a huge difference. Some bloggers just challenge me every time mehn and so I have decided to take up this challenge. You see we bloggers have a life outside blogville. We come on here, put up posts and hope someone is inspired by it or someone's day just got better after reading a post and then we go back to our personal lives. I'm sure it's not easy but the passion keeps bringing us back *see me feeling like a blog motivational speaker...LOL* Some bloggers are so consistent ehn...despite their daily event full lives...chai. You know it's not easy running a reality blog and these bloggers, in between their busy schedule, school, work, marriage, etc, put up a post everyday and I am so challenged... Twale to all the consistent bloggers in the house. I double sight you and I envy you greatly. Mwaaaah.

So I know how dramatic I can be with my thoughts sometimes. Do not...I repeat do not shake your head for me at any point on this post...( I am already shaking my head for myself in advance).

My thoughts just go crazy on me sometimes and I'm scared for it. So some days ago, I was feeling really down....I~~'m sure you guys are used to my down-days~~. My head was spinning and everything was pissing me off.. Le boo tried telling me jokes but they only made me sicker and madder. Just want to say to Leboo 'those jokes were actually very funny especially the one where you said we ladies think whoever men chat with has to be a girl and why she would be laughing at every of your jokes'...I really was listening..*kiss*. These things happen to me when I'm about to see my red signal...*CUT*... Why do we ladies have to go through 5 days of every month passing out blood that we are not even sure we have enough of?....if only guys can also see their period...on a second thought, that would be very disgusting and so I end that talk at this point *lips sealed*. Hehe.

So while I was wallowing in self pity and so much frustration, my mood kept on getting worse. I had told Tito earlier I was hungry, I looked at him and this boy was contemplating what to wear...like seriously!. He put on a black vest that always make him look like a bouncer and he was asking if it looked nice and as I was about to say something sarcastic a thought just came, how about if I had the chance to be a boy for a day, what will I do? I'm sure you all want to know what I'll do.

So I took a picture of me sometime ago wearing this funny makeup I did. Please do not laugh at me okay....

Feeling all gangsta with Leboo *covers face*

I just need you to see the contrast...*hahaha*

Here we go *rubs palm together*.....my silly thoughts....*covers face*

First, I would flick my balls so hard just to see how painful it really is..I would do ‘jangilova epomoto' with it...I would play table tennis with it if possible. I mean all these boys be lying to us all the time about how painful a strike down there can be... so I want to feel it myself but if it is as painful as they say it is, I would lie down and try not to cry....haha. Crying is not manly shey?

Then I will sing in the shower trying to hit those baritone notes I never could. I really want to feel that adrenaline rush Leboo feels when he's trying to sound like John Legend in the shower *I must say doesn't sound close to John Legend's clone*...I love you huni *mwaaahhh*

Yes....Is there anything called a blue-ball? I want to find out myself. Do you know how many times a guy has told me this blue ball story and I believed. Who doesn't know what a blue ball is? Well it's an expression guys use a lot to describe some sort of pain they experience when they are so close to having sex and then you cut them short. I want to experience the blue ball(s)...hehehe

I would spend my day putting my new penis into as many things as I can. Let's see what it's like to jack off with mayo, into some pizza dough, how far I can make it squirt when I cum and every other trick possible. I would also definitely try to bang some of my girlfriends to see what it's like from a guy's perspective. I know that's a bad thought but I should definitely try it after all. LMAO..This is stupid aswear. I am shaking my head for me at this point.

Later at night I would go to a bar and drink to stupor then have some guy talk. I'll make sure all the guys talk about girls and maybe I can learn a thing or two from them. Who knows?

Yes that's some random thought... What would you do if you are given a chance to be the opposite sex for a day? I know some people would freak out. A guy friend of mine just said he would touch his breast all day. Like he would just stay at home, stand in front of his mirror and squeeze his breast. He said he wants to know what we ladies like about it...hehe.

Well, I have tried ....I've said a whole lot of silly stuffs...now it's your turn....Let's read from you. What would you do if you were given the chance to be the opposite sex for a day?...I'm very eager to read comments on this one..LOL

Cheers!.

*clapping* + *singing* (choir mode)

#It haff come again....

It haff come again...

Friday it haff come again...

Owanbe it haff come again...

Halle! Halle!...Halleuyah!.....LOL

Hello mi dearies...Mi Mobylizers of life toh badt danu *razz mode* Ki lo n pop mehn?..Shon bubble?..Mo jeri mhen...mo ni ke shey kini?...ke ma be happy!!..Eyin mobylizers always standing..tuale funyin jare..Bajinatu meta fun awon temi..poka! poka! Poka!... LMAO *covers face with both hands*...I can't even translate all I just typed...I know some people (those who don't understand) would think I was speaking in tongues..LOL..anyway, I was just saying HI..LOL....(don't worry, I'm shaking my head for me already)

Its Friday already o...like play like play December will soon end and it will be January before we know it..... I pray January meets us well in Jesus Christs name...Amen.

I've been accused a lot of times that my posts are always too long...*eyeing Tosin, GB and Temi*. Today's post shall be short...I promise...that's probably if you minus my over the top greeting...LOL..

So I took out my braids 3 weeks ago and I have not done anything to my hair since then which is unbelievable..(rare)... I've just been really lazy to go to the saloon to get something done and I have not seen any hairstyle I like of late so the motivation aint there...*shrugs*

Now amma need your help Guys... Please where can I do ‘faux locks' on the mainland?... Ikeja to be precise. .. Please tell me if you know a good place o. I think I'm in the mood for some locks.

Yesterday, I decided to do something to my hair...I sprinkled water, applied my leave-in conditioner, some oils and moisturiser and decided to pack my hair. By the time I took some pictures and uploaded them on my dp, I got lots of amazing remarks. Three of my friends pinged me and asked how to go about the big chop and going natural...mehn was I feeling like a tutor...and a Don.... Like Don Moby chizzy aka Don party rice... LoooooL

Here are some pictures:

My hair haff long finish *ahhhhh shoki*

Dunno why I do this face when I take selfies *covers face*

Leboo said he won't shave till January 2015....let's see who go taya first *straight face*

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I can't really explain what was going on here...pardon me...hehe

Ma niccur...hehe

I hope you feel the same o (that I look very fine..*rolls eyes* and my hair packing wasn't such a bad idea...hehehe) and they were not all lying to me.

What's happening this weekend? Any party?...Holla at a sister.... I think I have two party rice to be ingested on Saturday and Sunday....Yay!! I feel soo good and I'm already counting down...*wink*

And so I open the door to the weekend... Have a wonderful weekend ahead..Have fun in moderation and try and make someone happy...like me. By asking for my account number...I use Gtbank by the way. Thank you.

Cheers!....

Hmmmn....I just noticed that I almost always sing at the beginning of my posts....right? ???....

So today I'll just get on with the gist....*grin*.... (I'm so tempted to sing though. ..)... NO SINGING *straight face*.

Anyways....my beloved people of this beautiful blog.... the sugars in my tea...the coconuts in my cupboard...the cockroaches in my locker....the loves of my life *Christian love ni oooo*... how are we? I'm sure lots of us were expecting the word for today....yes I was too... but then my dearest, gorgeous, sexy, loveliest friend decided to be born today...can you imagine? And you all know how I can be emotional with my truest and bestest friends shey? She didn't see this coming at all.... she might not freak out seeing this but I know she'll blush plenty today.... (you had better *rolls eyes*.. (*whispers* Please I'll need you guys to help me wish her a happy birthday oo). But first, let me tell you guys a story about this my friend.... and brief history of her.

Isn't she lovely???

You see this my friend ehn, she is the truest and realest girl I've ever met in my life. People who do not know her might describe her as being mean and insensitive because she says it as it is but all I see is someone who you can count on her opinion when you need one. Asides the fact that she's cool, I can beat my chest till eternity that this girls' got my back any day anytime....yeah!.. If there's someone I know that believes in me, Olasunbo Salami does.

That smile??? Kai...

You see when I just started learning makeup and I was looking for a model to do my project, I searched far and wide for one but everyone was either too busy or far away *rolls eyes* and then at the eleventh hour, I called my Sunbo.... See this babe stays very very far from my makeup school... like she would have to cross 7 mighty oceans, board a plane, take a camel and fight the 7 headed dragon but guess what, she showed up at 7am on the day of my project....at that point I knew I was never letting this girl go. She wasn't even scared that I was just learning and I might just spoil her brows or scar her face but she trusted me and allowed me use her pretty face to practice. (and yes she is very very pretty).

For all the photoshoots I've ever done in my life, Olasunbo was the 1st person I called and she always put everything she's doing aside to come and support me. Not just because she's a fine girl but because she wanted to see me grow and achieve my dreams, she would make time out for me. Abeg someone should give me a reason why this girl doesn't deserve a room in my heart. I love you Olasunbo and this is no joke at all.

My dearest friend, today is your birthday and it is a day of joy....I always look forward to celebrating this day with you all through the year. You are one of the very few people that understand my drama and still accept me.. Thanks for sticking around this long...*kisses*

Modelling my 1st set of bags ever

On this day, I'll like to take some time and think about all the wonderful times we've had together. I’m thankful for our special adventures and all the things that we have done as friends and I look forward to making many more memories with you. Guys when I was in Uni, I used to love sitting beside this girl during exams....one, she's brilliant... two, she doesn't mind getting caught helping you during exams and lastly this girl has eyes of an eagle... she can see from miles away making it less stressful helping her too during exams...our relationship was a mutual one and I loved it...still do.

There are so many things about our friendship that I love. Your birthday is going to be the perfect time to celebrate you and all that our friendship means to me. I look forward to showing you how much I care titi lai lai (forever).

See why I need to lose weight...see my arms *covers face*

I'm sending you these birthday wishes filled with hugs and lovely kisses. I hope a special friend today will have an extra special day!

No matter how life treats us, no matter where life takes us, no matter how far we are from each other. ..the memories of our friendship will remain in my heart forever.

Happy birthday my sugeh boo of life Olasunbo.

My dear Mobylizers, I would appreciate it if you can help me wish my friend and personal skuss skuss (she is also a staunch Mobylizer)..a happy and blessed birthday. ..also say something kind and encouraging to her....

Happy Sunday my people...

Cheers!....

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Hellluuurrrrr......

Helllluuuurrrrr.....

Ahan.....where are all these children? ???...

Anyone home.....

Moby has come again oooo to disturb you guys....

Oya oya....come out ooo....bring mattress....bring bench. ...come and hear ooò.

..Lol..

It's so funny that I still run this blog after 7 months...I'm totally amazed at me.... You all don't know how fast I get tired of things. I get tired of anything after doing it for as much as 20 times.. (in some cases that's too much sef)... I even get tired of people but everytime that 'dump-it' feeling comes especially when it concerns this blog (yes it has come a lot of times) , I just always find myself shaking it off...why? Maybe because I like doing gbeborun with all of you.*big grin*..my gbeborun skills have improved since I met all of you..*wink*.... or maybe it's cos I really love my mobylizers or because I just love being here. ...I can't quite figure it but I've been doing this for this long and I am not going to give it up for anything.... I promise I won't go anywhere... I might just be blogging till I'm gray and old and I'll be gisting you all about how my back hurts and how sex is no longer interesting cos leboo is already old too and his thing can't stand up again even with viagra sef.... *covers face*....I reject it o... *see leboo giving me the eye*....LOL. . and then Chioma will drop a comment saying her grandchildren just finished their masters in the UK... Eniola will be with hubby in neptune, Aby will be a don jasi Grandma...she'll be chasing her great grand kids all over the place and making errors on her blog posts. ..LOL ...We'll be hooking up in mars to party and Tibs will be like Oga mofaya just bought the latest model space ship for her... (the jet would be out of fashion then) ...Bimbo and Sunbo will be chilling on the moon with their husbands, Bukky will be the first lady of America... Mannie will be in the sun... I dunno what he'll be doing there but he'll just be chilling on some cold alomo bitters (then alomo will be the most expensive drink

...LOL) and Nike.... Nike will be one big madam...her kids will be in top places...controlling gold. I'm sure people won't be spending money by then.... I actually wanted to mention everyone's name but my oga at the top *eyeing Tosin* said my story is always too plenty...so I'll just shut up. But guess what? I know by then all of us reading this post will be so blessed that blessing sef no go understand am anymore. I double sight Praiz, Simi, Sisilicious natural, Oby, Omowunmi, GB.... (I'm sure I'll still be crushing on GB), Zeezah... she'll be miss earth with that her stature to die for...kai, Amaka, Ugo, Sogie, Esther, Chiemela, Toun, Bree L, Habeebat, Duru....duru....duru will be married to two beautiful women *hahahaha*... Wajilda and Ronii.. *I did no say anything o*, Oma, Buiti will be one bad ass grandma...she'll be wearing bum shorts and crop top....cos she'll be one big fashion mogul...LOL Mbata, Superlux, NSG, Gbemi, Cassie....Miss bng will be the president of Nigeria so let me start famzing now o, Godfirst, Adaora, Sandra and all the anonymous'... by then they'll have google accounts and be able to comment with their names...hehehe *covers face*.

Now because of my plenty story written above, my weekend download will be short small. I had an impromptu client on Saturday. She wanted smokey eyes and loud lips and so I gave her smokey.... ... Why is it called Smokey in the 1st place? I dunno o. This was the look I was able to achieve.

From there, I had a fashion exhibition in church so I had to rush down and it was fabulous. When I was asked to walk through the models and take a bow, chineke mehhhhh... I was shy like shit *that is if shit is shy o...which I strongly doubt*. People were clapping and my head was just growing big. Mehn its good to be a star o *in my mind*. Leboo was supposed to take pictures but he didn't. I'm sure he would tell you why he didn't in the comment section himself. Anyways Saturday was really fun *dancing*

On Sunday, I had to be in Leboo's church for their Adult harvest.... If there's something I always look forward to during any harvest in Leboo's church, its the jollof rice...it is always delicious. *wink* l ate bellefull and when I got home I couldn't move my body....*covers face*. I wanted to sleep but then I remembered there was a praise concert I had to attend. I wish I invited you all. When you are in the midst of people praising God, mehn your head will just be swelling. It was a wonderful time in his presence and Pastor Tunde Bakare was on fire. I've never heard him preach but the little he said made a whole lot of sense. Who has heard Pastor Bakare preach before?

If you do not remember anything from today's post, please remember this.... Always thank God for everything. Thank him for what you have and he'll bless you with what you want. You do not have a car, or a job or a spouse or expensive clothes and shoes and the huge account balance....quit complaining. Thank him for the breath of life, for good health, for freedom, for your family and he would bless you with all the things you want. May God answer all our prayers and bless us abundantly before the year runs out...Amen.

To everyone that asked for ankara bags for Christmas, we'll hook up soon so you can get your bags. So who is giving me something o? Abeg make me happy na...ask for my account number. Na Gtbank i dey use o. Hahaha... any gift is appreciated.

God bless us all....

Compliments of the season. ..

Cheers.....

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ayu....

Ayu who?

Ayu gana dance o.....If I show you my pocket....*big grin*

I've sha used style to sing small....LOL...*covers face*.

Hello mi lovies...how una dey? Hope your week is going well? Mine is....I can't complain....Mehn am I the only one expecting and praying for harmattan? This weather is too hot kai... It's like the sun is angry with someone....or just trying to show off as being the ‘hawtest' in the world..*sigh*... Abeg if you're the one that annoyed the Sun, please be humble and go and apologise.... It's not funny anymore o *straight face*. Even my sunscreen is making me dark...Imagine!.. I don't understand this thing anymore *sad face*.

Let me quit complaining jor... Ehn ehn... (*I've made the switch to gbeborun mode*)....I found an amazing woman with an amazing blog on Tuesday. Mehn I didn't even know she was a blogger until I met with an FBI friend of mine who went to do some findings for me..Then I visited her blog... lo and behold, she turned out to be what I was expecting...even more sef... She is a very funny woman I swear. While chilling and perusing her blog, a blog post caught my attention and I was blushing through out... I was blushing till I dozed off....I even dreamt that I was blushing..LOL.. Thank you so much Eniola for those sweet words..*hugs*... you mean something to me and that something is priceless. Thank you so much. God bless you....I know you are wondering what exactly I'm talking about..Anyway, here it is,,,,This was what made me blush...

Please help me visit her blog to show some love... she has plenty gist ehn... kai... http://airneetee.blogspot.com. Thanks.

This post is going to be a mini rant / reality post. I was just doing some random thinking in my confused head and I just thought to bring it here.

So some weeks ago, the governor of Lagos state declared a ‘no horn day' in Lagos....if you didn't know about it then you've sleeping under the mat o...*raised eyebrow*... Now the idea was, no one must honk their horn on that day...as in throughout that day....

I know 99% of Lagosians said it was impossible...I am part of that 99%...Because driving in Lagos takes a lot of energy which results in a lot of HONKING..... If you're not battling with #okadadrivers, it would be #keke or danfo buses..So if a driver has to face these wars on a daily basis then he needs his horn. I was really looking forward to going out that day and see how the no-sense bus drivers would behave. You see, Lagosians honk like the sound of their horn would fly out the bonnet to go and slap the person they are honking at.

Let me digress a bit....
There is a disease in this country that only affects drivers... I am not lying o*straight face*....It is caused by a virus called the ‘Hornanus' virus which enters the body through the palm. When this virus gets into the body, the first destination is the brain. It travels to the brain and messes it up in such a way that you do not have control over the things you do while you're driving especially honking your horn. *PAUSE*....How many people believe there is a Hornanus virus?...LOL... well, I know we have doctors in the house...i.e. Omowunmi and Obi, but don't bother asking them cos I just made up that virus in my head..*grin*..but I'm sure there is a virus like that...check google..hehehe.

Back to the matter:

So the governor woke up one morning and decided that for a day, no one should honk their horn or else.....???...No one knows what the repercussion for flouting the order was but we were all asked to adhere to this rule. I felt that was the joke of the century my beta people. You see in Lagos, drivers use their horn to communicate. You want to say hello to another driver, you honk your horn twice...it's a thing here in Lagos. You want to insult a passerby, you first look at your horn, then look at the person you're about to insult with a stern face and then honk your horn like 5 times and the person would get the message *Leboo does it almost every time... he says I'll learn to do it someday when I get my personal car and start facing crazy drivers* (all I could hear when he was saying this is that I'm gonna have my own car..shikena..)

The most annoying horn users are the ones that embrace their horns immediately the traffic light turns amber before green. Before you can take the gear from park to drive, you would think their cars can fly.... They would press the horn so viciously in an attempt to alert you they have places to go to.....Like we all don't have places to go too...*rolls eyes*...Then some Bus drivers have left the regular normal horn...they have like an entire symphony for horn...you wouldn't know if it's an ice cream truck passing by or a mobile choir...mmssteeewww!!

My fellow Nigerians, let us use the horn with moderation. It is already frustrating driving in Lagos....stop making it worse with your sound system horns...please. na beg I dey beg...some horns can over shadow music playing in a packed club....it's like those who feel theirs ain't loud enough go to fix sound systems with sound boosters on their horns...na wa o...

Who else here shares this my pain? You don't even have to be a driver to be frustrated by car horns....LOL

In other news, I'm still collecting Christmas gift o... GB already promised me a Bentley....*dancing my Shoki remix*.... who else will fill my promise card? Yep I have one...hehe.. *runs off*.

Cheers....

TODAY’S SCRIPTURE

“Repent (think differently; change your mind, regretting your sins and changing your conduct), for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.”

(Matthew 3:2 AMP)

TODAY’S WORD

Do you have behaviors in your life that you want to change? Maybe it’s a habit, a bad attitude, or even negative thoughts. No matter what you may want to change in your life, you have to start by changing your mind. You have to change your thinking so that your thoughts are in line with God’s thoughts. When you make the decision to follow God in every area of your life, you open the door for His supernatural power to work.

Remember, your life will go in the direction of your thoughts. You can’t just allow any old thought or image to play in your mind. You have to choose right thoughts. The easiest way to change your thoughts is by speaking God’s Word. When you say “orange,” you probably won’t start thinking about an apple. In the same way, when you confess the Word of God, which says you are more than a conqueror, it will drive those negative, defeating thoughts away! Change your mind today by changing your words!

A PRAYER FOR TODAY

Heavenly Father, today I choose to take captive every thought that is contrary to Your will. I repent for anything in my life that is displeasing to You. Empower me today by Your spirit so that I can bring honor to You in Jesus’ name. Amen.

— Joel & Victoria Osteen

You all are the ahhhh to my shoki...*mwaaah*

*Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven the bells are ringing....

*Ding dong merrily reply...the angels they are singing.....

Xmas bells are ringing loud...like its almost deafening.....I'm excited already....

So this season, I'll sing a Christmas hymn as intro for my posts....*thumbs up*. I've not gotten my Christmas cloth sha... I told my friend that I don't have Christmas cloth and he said I'm childish... who doesn't buy Christmas shoe and cloth? Raise your hand now lemme see... So I'm not alone sha.

Hello mi lovies toh splufik..rated toh badt...*wink*.. how are you and how's your Monday going? I've decided to quit the 'I hate Mondays' attitude so this is what I'll do... I'll keep assuming every Monday is Friday ...LOL....even though I know it is impossible. Hehe.

Mehn there is no weekend download today o..(like seriously....*sad face*).... My weekend was boring like shit..(everything is like shit....LOL).... I didn't even go to church....Imagine! I caught the flu over the weekend and so I was practically handicapped ......all weekend...*sighs*.

Y'all remember me ranting on Thursday about the heat? Remember I wished for rain? Well Rain fell on that day and guess what folks?...... Harmattan is here..Yay!!! *dancing shoki remix in blues...LOL..*....I Woke up this morning and I smelt Harmattan. .....Yes I smell things like that.Don't ask me how though...it's just one of my super powers ..hehehe. I'm so happy.

News!......I have 3 new friends..*big smile*..... The way I always take this friendship issue as a big deal ehn?...Well yea it's a big deal to me * straight face*... I Wanna give a shout out to Jamie, Eniola and GB (yep he finally found his way to my heart....thanks hun for the gift... God bless you). Also Duru has finally got me into his confused world...*rolls eyes +deep sigh*.... I just can't shout but I'm loving it there...... Zoe I've missed you and you know it. What's going on mami? Don't let me come and kidnap you oo...Cos I have learnt some A class kidnapping skills....LOL.

Though there is no weekend download or gist, I still have something for us..(ain't I just sweet like that *big grin*)..... I got this message from a friend of mine (Hello padi mi Raliat.... *yeah that's how I greet her) and I just thought to share with you cos it kind of speaks to me too.

Mobylizers of life, I hope you learn a lot from this piece.....as much as I did.....

Leggo!

These days we have found it really difficult to loosen up. Well...some would call it INTEGRITY, but I call it PRIDE!!!

Have you wondered and asked yourself why some relationships these days won't just work out? It's because nobody wants to reach out and nobody wants to be sorry. You will see some relationships and marriages working out fine.... it's not like they don't have their issues, of course they do, but they never let pride get in their way as they would always reach out to each other, regardless the gender.

I'm so sad about the way things are going and also about the many stories I hear about some relationships...be it a Guy or a Lady, don't let this egocentric nature get in your way.

Guys!!!! DON'T say because you are a man you'd just watch the lady you truly love walk away and most especially ladies!!! Drop the drama, loosen up, reach out to the one you love , don't let him walk away. It would even hurt you more seeing him with another lady so get out of that your uncomfy shoes and run as fast as you can after him, either for being sorry for the wrong you have done to him or for a fresh start relationship. Forget who approaches who first... just go for him, it won't hurt. And for those in a relationship, don't wait for your spouse to call you first because he is the man, you both are in it together. Pick up your phone and make the call, forget him reciprocating because of his busy schedules. Even if he doesn't return the calls, he sees it all, he knows you are trying your best and of course, it doesn't mean the guys should take it for granted or take advantage of that.

REACH OUT TODAY....... If you really like someone and you want to know more about that person, my dear brothers and sisters, do not let pride get in the way of the potential love...I repeat!!! Do not let PRIDE get in the way!!!.. Reach out today.... Tell someone how much You want to be in their life... Life is too short to let Ego rule you .... Have a fabulous week ahead of you all ..... God's blessing my people...

That's it Mobylizers...Power packed, filled with wisdom and truth and very practical....lets try and be better people to those we claim to love and even those we are hoping to have something with. Treat people better and you'll always get the best from them. I can never get tired of telling you all I love you. Yes I love you... Thanks for taking the time out to read this. God bless you *in Jamie's voice* *winks*

Cheers...

Hello guys

As much as I would love to sing shoki right now or sing a Christmas song, my mood is just dead at the moment. I read a post about depression sometime ago on Susanne's blog and it felt like she was talking about me. I promised not to dump this blog at any point and that's why I'm putting up this post. So today I am going to be putting up my own issue as Dear Moby and I would need mobylizers to help me. Please I don't need anyone to judge me...just help me.

Dear Moby,

I have a huge problem.... Never thought it would be an issue but obviously it is. Since I was a teenager, I always told myself that I can never love anyone cos men are unreliable...and these men didn't help either. They kept toying with my emotions and so it made my feelings about men get worse. All the men I've ever dated have loved me and I just kept that feeling in my head that men are unreliable and so I never relied on any man. When I'm in a relationship, I'm always one leg in and one leg out. So when the bad happens, it was always easy to move on. I met a guy last year and I started the relationship with my old mentality 'all men are the same' but this guy was different. He gave me every reason to believe that he was different. I have tried all the skills in the book to make this guy mess up and prove to me that he is like every other guy but he didn't fall...he kept passing all my test. Now my problem is putting all my legs in this relationship. I can't seem to do that....and so I feel stuck. I feel like I owe this guy everything. He is the nicest guy I've ever met...He is everything I want in a guy but I'm finding it hard to put all my eggs in this basket. I'm going through a huge depression state. I don't feel like doing anything. I don't feel like talking to anyone. I don't feel like doing anything and I don't feel like blogging anymore. I just want to give up everything, go some place far where no one knows me and just start again. I need help. I don't know who to talk to and so I thought to bring it here.

That's my story. I'm sorry if this post is stupid and you feel its unnecessary to put it up. I typed this post twice and kept deleting cos I wasn't sure I wanted to share but I remembered a problem shared is half solved.

P.S: I won't be blogging as usual. I think I might take a trip somewhere and no one would be able to reach me. I'll be back to blogging as soon ad I can. Remember I said I will never dump this blog for anything.

Thank you so much for your time. Merry Christmas in advance everyone.

Cheers....

TODAY’S SCRIPTURE

“Depart from here and turn eastward and hide yourself by the brook Cherith, which is east of the Jordan.”

(1 Kings 17:3, ESV)

TODAY’S WORD from Joel and Victoria

In the scripture, the prophet Elijah was living in a certain city. God said to him, “Leave this place and go down to the brook Cherith for I have commanded the ravens to feed you there.” When he got to the brook, every morning just like clockwork, the ravens brought him food. He had his provision; a prepared blessing. Here’s the key. Elijah didn’t have to try to find the ravens. He just had to get to where God wanted him to be and the ravens found him.

In the same way, there is a place where God has commanded you to be blessed. The ravens are already there — your provision, favor, abundance. The real question today is will you do what’s required to get to your place of blessing? Elijah could have said, “God, I don’t want to leave. I’m comfortable. I like it here. My friends are here.” But if he had stayed, he would have missed where he was commanded to be blessed.

Are you willing to do what God is asking you to do today? Listen to the prompting of the Holy Spirit inside, follow His leading, and enter into the place of blessing!

A PRAYER FOR TODAY

Father, thank You for leading me to a place of blessing. Thank You for sustaining me and empowering me to fulfill Your call on my life. I choose to follow Your leading so that I can be in the place You’ve called me to in Jesus’ name. Amen.

— Joel & Victoria Osteen

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD... GIST... GIST..AND MORE GIST

DEAR MOBY

IT IS JUST FOR NOW...IT WON'T LAST

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD... DEAD

WOMEN ARE TERRIBLE LIARS

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD......AND WE ARE BACK

BEAUTY MAKEOVER - WONU + IZE = WONIZE

DEAR MOBY

RANT - SEASON 15 BY ESTHER

THE WORD FOR TODAY - FOCUS ON WHAT YOU HAVE

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD. ... WE MADE IT

IF I WERE A BOY

DAYS LIKE PINEAPPLE ON MY HEAD

ITS MY BIRTHDAY AGAIN

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD.... A GLIMPSE OF THE FUTURE

RANT - SEASON 16.... GIVE YOUR HORN A BREAK

THE WORD FOR TODAY - CHANGE YOUR MIND

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DEAR MOBY

THE WORD FOR TODAY - GO TO THE PLACE OF BLESSING