Diary of a Lagos drama

And this, my friend, is how to dance shoki

Kisses

AHHHHHH SHOKIIIII....SHOKIII ........AHHHH SHOKIII SHOKII.....

YEE SHOKIII........SHOKIII......UUUUUUUU SHOKII SHOKII

Guess what?....I'm composing my own Shoki...it's gonna be R&B...or Blues.....or Country music...LMAO.......can you imagine shoki in any of the three genres I just mentioned???...Lol.....Epic mheeen....Epic!!...If you wanna collabo with me, just holla ooo... before its too late *covers face*.

Anyway Mobylistic Mobylizers....I just had to shoki my way in..*shokilizer mode* LOL....Mehn I've missed this place walai. How are we all doing? I really want to believe we are doing well...*thumbs up*

Its 3 days to Christmas ooo (hands on head) and then before we know it, it would be new year. I am so grateful to be alive and well and I'm happiest I have the most amazing people in the world to call friends....Mobylizers..

You see when I put up my Dear Moby post, I was like 'I won't moderate any comment jor...*folds arms*....Since the comments would be meant for me na... so no one needs to read it ..just me'. But then gbam!.... one mail landed in my inbox. Someone apparently was thinking of breaking up with her boyfriend but couldn't cos they had done introduction....*sighs*. So she saw my dear Moby post (my own issue) and she said:.... In her words; 'I need to know what you'll do in my case'....And I'm like... Look at me looking for advice and here I was being asked for advice by someone else over a similar problem ...*sighs again*. I was able to muster up some strength to give her some encouragement even though I was not in my happiest mood...*big grin*...I do not regret putting up my last post (not one bit) and I am so happy I started this blog. It was the best decision I made in May 2014...Thank you all for your love and support. God bless you.

Apparently a lot of people read this blog but them no dey gree comment....*rolls eyes*... If you know how many people have called me since Wednesday.... Omo na die. Thanks guys...*hugs*...I want to give out small shout out oooo.... First to Duru, this boy got me mehn. *fist bump*..The 1st time I was on Duru's blog, I connected instantly with this nigga....I don't know what he did but his jazz really worked.... Guy go and thank your jazzman cos he did a good job. Thanks bubba. And to the woman that makes this my nigga happy (cos at this point I do not know who it is anymore *covers face*), thank you so much. Wajilda, I hope one day you and Duru find your way back to the love garden..(it's not hard to find...LoL)... I Dunno why I like you...maybe its cos I like Duru and so I must like everything he likes....including you. Thanks mami for the call.*Hugs*

To Eniola, babes I love you ehn kai.... where have you been all my life o...see the way I was blushing when she called...LOL... Thank you so much..... Suzanne....Suzanne...I hope our thread never untangles.. Believe me when I say I almost cried when I got your call. This babe got my heart...thank you so much.... Habeebat, I hope you are dancing shoki now o.(it's because of you I'm releasing my own version..LOL)...hahaha. Thanks mami... Chioma, Tayo, Doyin, Kenny, thank you so much. To everyone that sent me texts, emails, the phone calls, thank you so much for your love and care. Thank you...*big hug*

You know I usually put up post using my phone so I don't get to see my page view stats. Mehn I checked my blog using a laptop on Friday and I saw I had over 100 thousand page views. I was like WHAT??? gaddamnbullshit? I was telling myself someone definitely did something to this thing cos it didn't look normal...100 k??? Views???. I was almost tapping the laptop so it would show the original stat. I mean people actually read this little blog of mine....*humbled*. To everyone that comes online and checks my blog....even though some don't drop comments and some do, I say a big thank you. I must be doing something right o....kai. Thank you so much....*on my knees like a proper Yoruba lady*..

To everyone that left a comment on my ‘Dear Moby' post, (both the 1st timers and the old timers), I say thank you so much. Your piece of advice will definitely go a long way I promise. Now I know you all got my back. Thank you. To Wole, trust me you don't know that I am seriously considering your advice. Thank you so much. And yes...please vote for my friend o... Best actor in a short movie... Wole Ojo ...In the Africa magic viewer's choice award. He said he would come and ask for your votes personally...so I have done my own part of the deal o. Thanks bubba..

I have one new year's resolution...maybe more than one sha but this one is most important. I will start reading my mails on time. I don't care if I have to run to the cyber cafe to check, I shall be reading my mails on time....*cross my heart*...I need to tender an apology to Miss Cassie. I was angry at myself when I read your mail a week late. You see, there was this fashion bloggers yard sale and everything was sold for 2000 naira and less. I was pained when I saw that Cassie had invited me but I didn't read the mail on time....*angry with steam*... Like seriously.... I would have jumped at any opportunity to shop knowing I won't spend so much (but thinking about it again I think I would have spent so much) but my ‘read-mail-late' syndrome just had to mess it up. I'm so sorry Cassie. I hope you still trust me enough to send me another invite of something so important.

With all this my story, I doubt I can type any weekend download o before my ogas at the top (y'all know them na.... their names starts with T and G) will say something else. My weekend was full of party jollof rice sha. I can only imagine how much weight I've gained. That's the summary of my weekend.
To everyone that wants to see what Iya Dayo looks like, here she is

I'm back and I can't wait to serve you better. Christmas doesn't look like so much fun from where I'm standing...(well that's at the moment though...who knows what tomorrow would bring). All my goons are all over the world....so who has a plan for me? Any plan you cook up, I am interested......Who had an eventful weekend? I wanna know. Make me jealous please... oya.

Love you all......Compliments of the season and remember Jesus Christ is the reason for this season...Its all about Him so give Him a birthday present....talk to someone about Him via any means... please.... and then ask for my account number in the process.. hehehe.

I'm in the Christmas mood at the moment so the first person to leave a comment gets airtime from me. I know you weren't expecting it... I neva experrit it too....but its the least I can do.

P.S: I have been messing with the template of the blog....I'm sorry. Some people said they couldn't view the blog cos of the former template but please forgive me...I'll keep trying to do somethings to it *I can't promise I won't* but please endure for the mean time... please *bats lashes*. Thanks. ..

Cheers.....

Glo oooooo oooooo oooooo oooooo oooooo ria.....Hosanna in the highest.....

For MTN users

Mmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm TN......Hosanna in the highest.

For Etisalat users

Eee eeeeeti eeeeeti eeeeeti eeeeeti eeeeeti salat

Hosanna in the highest.

For Airtel users

Air ....(This one is hard ooo)......help please...LOL....

Hello mi leboo's...And Lababes..... How are you?...and Yours?.....Definitely bubbling.....hmmms *hands on waist*.... You all won't believe i dont have Christmas cloth yet? Asin? Its almost 23rd and I don't have Christmas cloth!!!!!For everytime I tell anyone about me not having Christmas cloth and shoe, they always laugh at me... Why? *rolls eyes*... Didn't you all look forward to it when you were growing up?*rolls eyes again + looong hiss*... Well I still do o and I am going shopping on the 24th...*tongue out* when things will be very very cheap ehn...kai...I'm happy for me ...

Yes...We have a new friend guys.....Hello Tobbie. I think I like Tobbie already sef... *waving* Hello Tobbie...Heellloooo (teletubby style)...

Okay *rubs palm*...what do I have for us today?... While I was away on 'self recovery', I came across lots of messages and bible passages (Yes I read my bible *ntoi haters*LOL).... I came across this message and I just knew I had to share with everyone. Not as word for today but as a rediscovery post..(If there's anything like that).... Somebody shout halleluya..(In G.O's voice)... I saw this bible passage... Hebrews 12 vs 1-2 and it says;

“...let us run with endurance the race that is set before us, looking unto Jesus, the author and finisher of our faith...”

You see, it is easy to be tempted to go through life competing with everyone around us, when we see someone who’s more talented, better looking or has more gifts. Instead of running our race and being comfortable with who we are, oftentimes, we feel inferior and think, “I’ve got to catch up to them.” The problem with this unhealthy competition is that it’s a never-ending cycle as there would always be someone finer or better than us or more intelligent than us.... There will always be someone ahead of us at every point in time and if you get to the point where you think you are the 1st, Jesus Christ would be ahead of you..LOL.

But, it’s a very freeing thing when you realize, “I’m not competing with anyone".... I don’t have to have as big a house as my neighbor to feel good about myself... I don’t have to keep up with my co-worker.... I don’t have to be a certain size to feel comfortable with myself ( even though I'm still watching my weight *covers face*).... I don’t have to have as many Christmas lights outside.... No! I understand that I’m not in competition with my friend, my neighbor or my co-worker. Instead, I’m going to be the best me that I can possibly be..and when I feel I'm the best me already, I'll try to be better.” Shikena!

When I started this blog, I didn't think anyone was going to leave a comment. I was thinking: 'who would even be interested in my life when there's Linda Ikeja and Miss petite'....shebi?... And then people started leaving comments and even the person I look up too in blogsville, 'miss petite' left me a comment....*hugs* + *big smile*. I am not trying to blog like every other person. As a matter of fact, I think I have one of the most confused blog in blogsville at the moment (cos I don't follow a calendar) but then I still try to do my best in putting up post...I try small shey??...*bats lashes*

Contentment is an attitude God can work with. When you focus on being who God made you to be and focus on running your own race, that’s when you’ll see things happen for you. That’s when you’ll rise up higher and position yourself for every spiritual, material and pysical blessings He has in store for you. So my word for everyone out there today (and also to myself), you dont have to be like the other person....even if you're doing the same thing as the next person and you are not getting as much result as her or him, just keep encouraging yourself and keep doing your best. Who knows where and how God will bless you. I know God has blessed me through this blog.... how do I know? Cos I've met the most amazing people ever. The ever crazy Esther (I dunno know why she's competing crazy with me*raised eyebrows), the sexiest miss Chioma, the handsome crush ever GB ( leboo said I should tell you that if he catches you ehn...dasall), the beautiful and drop dead gorgeous Zeezah and Tosin.... mehn if I start describing everyone, this post will be so long but you know I have everyone in mind...Including you and you too... You know shey? All of you....everyone... and even the 1st timers and anonymous'... Thank you so much. I want you to just say this little prayer... its a 1 minute prayer.

Father, I humbly come to You giving You all that I am. I choose to keep my eyes on You and allow You to work in my heart and mind. I declare that I am free from competition today...competition with self and with others in Jesus’ name. Amen.

That's all.... I hope someone sees this message and is inspired. I love you all like crazy....you know right?

Have a wonderful Tuesday...

Compliments of the season

Remember to give Jesus Christ a birthday present....*wink*

Ayam too razz....kai

On the 1st day of Christmas... Chioma said to me......and a Bentley in my drive way. ....

On the 2nd day of Christmas. ...my dear Tibs said to me...2 private jets and a bentley in my drive way.

On the 3rd day of Christmas.... Mannie said to me, 3 Jimmy choos, 2 private jets and a Bentley in my drive way.

On the 4th day of Christmas and Esther said to me, 4 stripper poles, 3 Jimmy choos, 2 private jets and a Bentley in my drive way (we bad like that *winks*)

On the 5th day of Christmas and Leboo said to me...... one golden ring....*clears throat*...+ *raised eyebrows*

Now to today's post...don't think too far oooo.....ehen.....just let me know what you are telling me on any of the Christmas days...

Hello.... Watagwan?.... Its Christmas finally......*dancing shokiki.....(lol..dats our version*) The Christmas we all have been waiting for... There is only one 25th of December in a year and I always look forward to it...... (still dancing).... Asides the plenty party jollof rice I will eat, I get to wear a new cloth and new shoe....yes I finally got a Christmas cloth..... Leboo decided to shut me up by buying me one.. (after my plenty complaints and sulking) ..*bats lashes *. ....Help me tell him thank you o. Thanks swirrie. ...*big deep wet stimulating french kiss*....

After I put up this post, I am going to take a shower, wear my Christmas dress (or not) and then off to Leboo's house. I think he's planning some sort of house party.... then off to one of our friend's house. That's my plan for today. I hope this Christmas is not as boring as I thought..(it's beginning to look interesting)

So yesterday I was in Leboo's house, just chilling. I hate when I chill cos that's when the devil puts some evil thoughts in my head.... (hold it!.....don't think too far yet.....*raised eyebrows *) ... So the devil crept into my head and said 'Tell Leboo to do your makeup'. ...Immediately I said 'get thee behind me satan' but the thought stuck..... So I called Leboo, told him what I just thought and he agreed!....*surprised*... Leboo agreed to do my makeup!!!!!!!. People who know me know I do not like sitting to do my makeup cos I get tired very fast...I wonder how I'll endure to do my makeup on my wedding day o. I no fit siddon for 1 hour to do makeup...no way..... But then some people do not mind and they pay the bills *shrugs*.

So uncle leboo took me to the sitting room and started with my brows. I was laughing all through cos he was acting like a real makeup artist. He even gave his makeup name as TITO'S EXPRESSION... hahaha. He is something else. Well, I will let you be the judge of his work....I decided not to comment about it before they say I'm hating...so what do you think?

Modella of the year goes to.....Moby.

One and only.... makeup artist numero uno...don pilly chilly a.k.a don sphagetti.... Tito's Expressionz... hahahaha

He said my lip colour is Ombre... well I hope you can see and tell it is ombre... hehehe.

Who has any plans for today? Oya now is the time for you to drag me to your house o...Oya send your house address kia kia...lemme come and eat Christmas rice.

I wish everyone a merry Christmas and a prosperous new year. Have a wonderful Christmas.

Remember, Jesus Christ is the reason for the season. ...don't forget to give Him a present. ..

Cheers......

Meet mother Christmas moby.... this was my 1st christmas gift.... thanks Sucre *mwaahhhh*

*talking drum*.....present

*agogo (gong)*......ee dey

*Sekere (rattle)*.....sighted

*razz mode*........Increased to the loudest....

Leggo....

Oya angels from the realmmmms of glooory...make you....wing your flight over the earth....Mo ni....He whooo sang creeeations stooory ...eeba...Now proclaims Messiahs birth......

Oya cooome come and worship...come and worship...come and wooorship....eja ka worship Christ the new born king.....*shokiki infused*

Wooooo!!!.....LOL....that felt great and I think I need to stop being razz. Mehn I'm too tush for all this mehn *British accent activated*.

Hello mi lovies....mi sugars....mi beautifuls..... How are we doing? ...I believe we are all digging the xmas season...I am!!....

Guess who won a give away?? Guess please na *bats lashes*.... yes I did. The 1st giveaway I am ever winning in my lifetime. Thanks miss Gbemi *mwaaah*. If you want to be like me when you grow up, run over to Gbemi's blog (www.buzzedbybeauty.blogspot.com) and start famzing...sharp sharp.... E fit be you o...

Mehn.... I have this very funny sorethroat I'm so sure I got from leboo (I don't know how o but I'm sure I got it from him *rolls eyes*)..... It is dry and annoying, It doesn't respect me and it makes me cough anywhere at anytime....I can't even cough sexy. Very annoying cough sent by the gods...LOL. Lemme quit complaining o before something else will happen....

I have lots of gist for us oooo.. but I would try to make it short. Do you remember how I was always hammering that my Christmas will be very boring? Well it turned out to be amazing.... I had loads of fun o....kai.

1st stop was the end of the year party organised for the kids in my estate. You know ayam an agbaya aunty na so I went feeling like one child....atleast I'm a child of God na and we are all children in the eyes of God *straight face*... It was so much fun jor....But wait ooo.... Is it just me or are the kids of this generation quite very sharp? You need to see the way the kids were dancing. My mouth was opened all through.... A little girl (I'm guessing she was about 7) was twerking....like serious twerking.....mhen no be small thing oo. Do you think you can dance shoki? I know a child that would make shoki look like nothing. What do they put in their food sef...I need to know so I can feed my kids with it... I went to the party with my former bestie... isn't he cute???

Anyway, after the amazement and fun at the first location, I decided to pack myself and my trouble to Leboo's house. You all know how I always say I'm watching my weight...... guess what? I ate only once on Christmas day. I did not eat so much....Just as promised...*wink*... I'm feeling like a size zero right now. Can you believe the Christmas dress Leboo bought for me was a size 8?.... And I fit into it!....Can you believe it!!!!*big grin*.... I didn't take a clear picture of the dress cos it was quite *clears throat*......on the revealing side...*raised eyebrow*....and my pastor might just be reading this post....LOL but I have some pictures. Just a few.. Just two.

L-R: Moby, my sis bf Wale, Leboo, Deji, my sis (the camera gave her face a white effect) and my cousin Ope

Later at night I went to the club with leboo and friends and I had so much fun.....We went to two different clubs and the fun was out of this world....PAUSE!..... Let me ask a quick question....no jokes o... Can you ever watch your man being strip teased for with a lap dance from a stripper? I thought I could take it oooo but mehn my weere (craze) no gree me. (*turns to leboo*... you are never having a bachelor's eve....never ever).... I might have to fight with all your friends but you shall sleep in the house on your bach eve... I will drug you if I have to....shikena....At one of the clubs there were lots of strippers and I was uncomfortable that Leboo was seeing naked ladies...talkless of lapdance or strip tease....But twas fun sha (not so fan)... Here is an unclear picture of me and my goons

Leboo's bestfriend Tunde, my sis, her boyfriend andMoby

Anyways people, that's the end of what my Christmas day looked like.....Summary?....I HAD FUN......and I'm very grateful to God for life, for Christmas, for my family, for mobylizers and for you...*kisses*

For my next post, I have something special to talk about and I would need your opinions..... just keep your fingers crossed and your refresh buttons ready... I was looking like a chick yesterday and I thought to share the only picture I took

Ayam fine small na

To everyone that travelled to the village for the Christmas, abeg please bring something for me or else....or else....I shall find you and do things to you you will not like *evil grin*.....On another note, traffic is so free in Lagos now...So maybe those of you that travelled should just stay there sef....*rolls eyes*...LOL

Please I need to know how your christmas was.... if you know its was boring, just type 'CHRISTMASY' and go...LOL.... Don't tell me how boring it was. And if it was fun, I need to know. Gist me now now.....

Remember Jesus Christ is the reason for the season....Give Him a present

Cheers!

TODAY’S SCRIPTURE

“Is anything too hard for the LORD? ...”

(Genesis 18:14, NIV)

TODAY’S WORD from Joel and Victoria

If you could see what God has stored up for you, the people you’re going to meet, the places you’re going to go, the good breaks that are going to find you, you would be amazed. It’s going to be the surpassing greatness of God’s favor. But too often, we make excuses. We come up with reasons why this is not going to happen for us. “Well, that sounds good, but I don’t have the training, the talent, the connections.” Or, “I come from the wrong family. I’m the wrong nationality. I’m too short. I’ll never come into my garden.”

No, God is not limited by your circumstances, your family or who is against you. When God breathed His life into you, He put a blessing on you that overrides anything that comes against you! The blessings God has stored up for you cannot be stopped by people, bad breaks or injustice. God has the final say. Be encouraged today because God is taking you to a place of blessing. Don’t focus on your circumstances; focus on your God because He is not limited by your limitations!

A PRAYER FOR TODAY

Father, thank You for blessing me beyond what I can see. Thank You for empowering me to rise above my circumstances and any limitations to boldly embrace the blessing You have for me in Jesus’ name. Amen!

— Joel & Victoria Osteen

Feliz Navidad.....

Feliz Navidad....

Feliz Navidad....prospero ano y felicidad *I no chop mouth o*

*suprano activated*...I wanna wish u a m.....wait o!....Chistmas has passed na......shuuu!

.....I wanna wish you a happy new year

.....I wanna wish you a happy new year....From the bottom of my heaaarrrt....#In advaaanceeee.....

Thank you thank you

*takes a bow*

I feel like Beyonce right now...kai...

Hello guys.

Hope the yuletide season is still alive in you....We all should be merry through out this period ooo...whether Xmas has passed or not....

So yesterday while I was typing a new post (the gist I promised us....that sweet gist), something just came up in my head... and I felt I needed to tell someone something. Like most people at this time of the year, you are probably thinking about some pretty big dreams and goals. That’s great. We should. But no matter what has happened in the past or what you’re dreaming for in the future, why don’t you let your New Year’s prayer be, "God, not my will, but Yours be done"

We go through life everyday facing challenges, whether expected or otherwise. Maybe things are not working out as planned.... Maybe, you already visioned what your life should look like right now but it still hasn't materialized..... Those friends you made plans with are already way ahead and you're thinking its already 2 days to the end of the year and still nothing to show (as par your projections)....and you're scared of what 2015 would bring!!!... I just want to tell you that everything will be alright.... Everything would be fine... Just take each day as it comes.

I always tell myself that if only God can just show us what our future looks like then just maybe we won't need to worry so much. But he doesn't have to, It's already written in the Bible...God knows what's best for us and He won't give us what we cannot handle.

You see ehn, the enemies use what you want so badly against you... They know you want 'love' so bad but then they keep you distracted by giving you people who will let you down all the time....and so you start to worry and overthink. Or maybe you need promotion at your place of work and everyone keeps getting promoted but you... or maybe its a job or that big break...My friend Michael will always say 'worry doesn't help solve anything. It only keeps you busy'.

Its not bad to want something so bad.. it just your attitude that matters... Let me use myself as an example. I want a car so bad *covers face*... if you laugh ehn (u know yourself)... and I told God "I believe I need a car....I don't have the money to get one now...I don't even know anyone that would love to give me a car right now but I trust you Lord...Though if it doesn't happen, I will still be happy entering bus.... Let Your will be done cos I know You have my best interest in mind'...That's what I tell myself and my God..

You see ehn I am one of the few people that can get into depression mode as fast as I can get into a happy mode..... I worry alot (I think I got the trait from my mum...gist for another day) and so I have started putting in conscious efforts not to worry and that's why I need God in everything I do.

My advice for anyone going through any funny phase and is reading this, is that you should release control to God.... God is asking you to turn over that situation to him.... Tell God you will still trust him if it doesn't happen when you want it. Cast your care upon the lord. He is capable. Have you heard about the 11th hour miracle? Yes that kind of miracle is possible. But if it doesn't happen like that for you, trust God. Believe in him.... He has big plans for you. Just keep believing and praying.

I pray that God blesses us in such a manner that our stories would become testimonies in Jesus name.AMEN!

Today, as we finish the last few days of 2014, know that God has you in the palm of His hand. He has good plans in store for your future! Surrender to His will, trust Him with your whole heart, and let Him order your steps in the New Year!

I kuku wanted to do gbeborun with you all today but my Father in Heaven had bigger plans in mind. The gbeborun shall be pushed forward. Don't worry I will still gist you.

Have a wonderful week ahead and happy new year in advance.

Cheers....!!

Hi...

My name is Mobolaji...

And this is my last post in the year 2014...

I am teary as I type this post..*sniffs*... I don't know about you but when I think about my life, I just go into gratitude mode because my life is a huge testimony and I am eternally grateful to God for his never ending blessings, favor and mercy.

I started this blog with a plan of just putting up posts and having my sister, my boyfriend and a few friends leave comments but God's plan for me was loftier than I could ever imagine. In fact, I can't tell all I have been able to achieve on this blog. God has just been faithful.

*kneels down* Thank you all so much. I can't believe people I don't know and haven't even met, can love me this much. Thank you. May God almighty bless us all.

I don't care about the pageviews or the comments anymore. The fact that I can put up a post and someone smiles is all that matters to me now..And I am deeply satisfied.

If by chance you have a problem with me or some of my posts, please feel free to tell me and I'll see what I can do about it...*pinky swear*

I sincerely love you all.... for taking the time out to check this confused blog of mine and even go the extra mile to drop comments.... Thank you. God bless you abundantly. I can't describe how thankful I am but I just want to say thank you. I am not going to mention names today but I appreciate everybody..everyone....

*hugs*

To the 1st timers here, 2015 is our year. We shall get to know us better...And for the anonymous', I decree google accounts for you in 2015.....Amen...LOL... Thank you.

I pray that as we mark the end of the year 2014, may today mark the end of sorrow, end of failure, end of sickness, end of lack and poverty, end of disappointment and end of afflictions in our lives in Jesus Christ's name.

I will see you on the other side.

Happy new year in advance Mobylizers.

#SECURITYALERT!!! Please don't go out of your house today at 11:59pm.... because you won't come back until next year..... Be careful.

Cheers......

TODAY’S SCRIPTURE

“Be strong and courageous and do it. Do not be afraid and do not be dismayed, for the Lord God, even my God, is with you. He will not leave you or forsake you, until all the work for the service of the house of the Lord is finished.”

(I Chronicles 28:20, ESV)

TODAY’S WORD from Joel and Victoria

Fear not. That is the message David had for his son, Solomon. For many years, David wanted to build a temple for the Lord. But God told Him that specific job belonged to his son, Solomon. Solomon was young and inexperienced, and even though he knew he had a mandate from God, he was intimidated by the prospect of building a great house of worship, one that would be a dwelling place for the Most High. You can probably understand his apprehension.

But his father David had some good advice for him. He told his son, “Forget your fear. God is bigger than your problems. He is bigger than the temple you are going to build. He is bigger than any adversity that you might face. So just get busy and do your part and God will do the rest.”

Perhaps as this new year approaches, you have some changes that need to be made. Maybe you need a renovation in your marriage, finances, health, or emotions. Whatever your individual needs may be, notice the words of David, “Be strong and courageous, and do it. Fear not, be not dismayed, for the Lord God, my God, is with you.”

A PRAYER FOR TODAY

God, I’m excited to see what You have planned for me this year. Whatever I face, I will not be intimidated. I will begin this year by seeing myself as You do — happy, healthy, and prosperous. Thank you for the gift of another year. In Jesus’ name, Amen.

— Joel & Victoria Osteen

Hellooooo mi lovies, mi pretties, mi blokes...Its day 5 of 2015 oooo....and I'm sure the blessings are already pouring in. You won't believe *hands on waist*.. I am watching my weight so bad my stomach is refusing food.....As in ehn!... That's no joke ooo. Every food I see now just irritates me somehow.... This is the only festive period in the history of festive periods that I did not and have not eaten to stupor...I kannur belivit mehn....

Happy new year fam...*covers face*. Its better to be late than sorry shey??? Work starts today o....some people do not want to resume work....you know yasef. You will be fine....you survived 2014...2015 na beans jor. Hehehe.

I have been craving cold stone ice cream and there are two bloggers at the moment who are like my angel and my devil. Omowunmi of www.journalofapetitediva.com is my devil. She says 'Moby eat anything you want.... Eat the pizza, drink the coke 1 litre....but do it in moderation'...and then she teaches me how to do it. And then there's Gbemi of www.buzzedbybeauty.com that says 'Moby toss out all the junk food. Eat healthy. No sugar...more water and exercise'.... Now I am confused.com, but then I love them both.. So to balance, I am definately doing both...hehe....(Don't ask me how *rolls eyes*)

You all remember that Moby is a blog stalker?.... Yes I stalked blogs before I started blogging (and I still do). Leboo used to complain at the amount of time I spend each day checking people's blogs...*raised eyebrow*... Well guess what? 3 of the bloggers I still stalk(ed) decided to check my blog and then went an extra step to leave a comment..(The stalking paid off after all *tongue out @ leboo). These bloggers are like the Usain Bolt of blogsville (I couldnt think of a better comparison....my brain is still on hols..LOL). Thanks mamis. God bless you.

Also I have some new commenters in the buildinggggg...*dancing*.... You need to see the way I always blush when people just type 'I'm new here and its my 1st time leaving a comment', my head just swells and I feel like throwing a party. Thank you everybody for stopping by my blog and for deeming it fit to leave comments. Thank you so much. I pray for you today, whatever brings you so much joy won't be a source of pain and sorrow for you in Jesus name. Mehn Pastor Adeboye got nothing on me when I enter prayer mode mehn...shiiiiiii.

Yesterday, this song was playing in my head 'count your blessings name them one by one....count your blessings see what God has done...count your blessings name them one by one and it will surprise what the lord has done' and I knew I had to count my blessings. You see ehn, I am what you can call a forgetter. I can just forget myself in the market and go home..LOL..True!...Sometimes I even forget my blessings so you can only imagine how I was racking my brains to think of one blessing and still couldn't come up with one. I could be messed up like that sometimes but then it dawned on me..... It is only someone that has life that can even think of counting blessings, right? So I am going to count some of my plenty blessings of 2014, then state some lessons I learnt, then what i will do differently this year and what I look forward to in 2015..... I will make this post as short as possible before my ogas (they know themselves) will say something now and I will say something else...dasall.

BLESSINGS

1) I finished serving my father land. That was the greatest feeling ever. If you know what it feels like being a corper then I'm sure you understand the feeling of completing your service. I miss Ibadan though... Shout out to all my Ibadan people...

2) I started Moby impressionz. Knowing I could do something to contribute to the development of this country..And God has been good to us.....I dey feel like Obasanjo ooooo....hehe

3) I started this gadam marafackin blog mehn....shiiiii *in my serious British accent*...LOL.. This blog introduced me to so many amazing people. This blog made me know that you don't have to be the richest woman to have amazing wonderful friends. Shout out to my mobylizers. I love you greatly.

4) Leboo stuck with me and my drama for another 12 months....*puppy eyes*. That boy is the only person I know on earth that can deal with me and my drama. Even I, Moby, can't stand me most times. Thank you so much....

4) I got closer to God. I spoke to so many people about him and even when I didn't sound convincing enough I didn't give up. When you have one plus as a friend then you do not have a choice.

LESSONS LEARNT

1) I learnt that everything is never as it seems. Most people don't love you. They just love what you can do for them at that moment.

2) Never compare yourself with others. You can only know what they want you to know.

3) God will never give up on you.... Never ever. That Man up there got your back anyday anytime.

4) There will always be challenges... You think shit just got easy?....no way. Just know you can always handle it cos God will never give you what you cannot handle.

5) You need friends. Yes!...I said it....You really do need friends but just know those that are worth the friendship.

WHAT I WILL DO DIFFERENTLY

1) First things first, I need to stop assuming. I can assume for Africa ehn. Its a bad habit I know I need to toss out the door. So no more assuming.

2) I am going to be a better friend to everyone. I will stop waiting for who will call first or text first. I do that alot and that has cost me lots of good friends.

3) I will be happy.... I will be happy for me all the time. When that depressed feeling is coming, I will run out and go cause drama in my neighbours house...I don't care. No more depression.

WHAT I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO

1) I hope to get much closer to God.

2) I hope to get my 1st car this year mehn. If na to steal am, I go steal am. Legedis benz don taya me jare.

3) I hope to meet atleast half of my mobylizers...yes I want to meet all of you in person...especially you.

4) I just want you all to know that I love you all. I have everyone in mind at all times and I pray for everyone. When I'm praying, I say God bless all the Mobylizers and I know he answers.

You don't need an application form to become a mobylizer. As long as you open this blog, you are already one and you are blessed. Thank you so much for making 2014 a very good year for me. I know we can do it again this year.

I have loads of gists and download for us. Tomorrow is another day. Just keep checking this space. And I have not forgotten that gist from last year o... just calm down okay. I have another 360 days to do gbeborun with you so just be rest assured that I will give you gist *winks*

Cheers!....

My gist and my gbeborun face....how cute

Hello mi lovies......

Sup Mobylizers....

Ki lo n pop mehn?.....Y'all good?....

I have decided that this year, I am going to stop being razz. No more shoki on my blog anymore, no more over the top razz greetings and intro's, no more razz gestures...... no more *straight face*...

Someone suggested I do a tutorial of how I packed my braids during christmas... I remember. I need a good photographer. Once I get one, I will put up a step by step picture. Don't worry. This is what it looked like.

You all remember the sisterhood blogger's award I was nominated for the other day where I was asked to talk about a part of myself I struggled with and how I got out of it?.... If you don't, read the post via this link. http://www.mylifeasmoby.com/2014/09/the-sisterhood-of-world-bloggers-award.html?m=1

So a very beautiful and intelligent blogger friend of mine sent me a mail and suggested we start a movement on social media and in the real world. You see I've noticed that we all have insecurities.... Most especially women..Yes I said it..We all do!... Some years ago before Leboo became boyfriend, I had lots of celebrity friends and I used to attend celebrity parties...(yea I know I'm a star...hehehe *pops collar*) At one of the parties, I met one babe like that. She is one of the finest girls I've met in my life. She's tall (I looked like a dwarf beside her), fair, beautiful skin but I noticed she had low self esteem. She came into the party shoulders down and I was wondering 'if a girl this fine and frosh (meaning extreme freshness) can have a low self esteem, who am I?'..... I later noticed she had bad dentition (more like terrible dentition) and so she didn't smile a lot hence her gloomy appearance.

I actually went to speak to her later cos she was alone all through the party and I discovered her dentition was practically her only worry in life.... What's the koko of my story? You shall find out very soon....

In my opinion, low self esteem is one of the reasons you'll see some people fix weaveons of over 100 thousand naira on their head (I still can't phantom this), buy cream to look fairer and do all sorts of physical alterations to look "better"...no puns intended. Do you believe that a girl I know spent about 120thousand naira on weaveon only and was asking me to borrow her money? Hian!!...Truthfully I would have borrowed her if I didn't know she bought that liability called weaveon. I went for a comedy show with Leboo during the festive period and Dedon (he is a popular comedian) was saying 'men do not notice all the extra touches and extra money women spend on making themselves look "good". If you like use mary kay or use white powder, as long as you look clean, any man will follow you go'. Morale of the story, men are blind. They do not see all the brazillian peruvian. They are only interested in what you can offer...I don't mean only sex o...Now note this, I am not castigating every one that buys big big money weave ons ooo....If you have the money, fine!.....its ok to feel pretty with ones self and occasional self indulging is good....but when you have to go out of your way or probably starve yourself, that's where I draw the line.

So myself and Ugo Ukam have decided to start this trend where we get to talk about loving ourselves irrespective of the obvious. I'm going to be talking to a few bloggers and when we finalise, I will be the first to give you guys the load down...*muah*

Who was at Ikeja City mall during the festive period? Omo na die oo!. People were practically sitting on the stair way to have picnic with their family. I was angry and irritated. Movies were sold out, eateries were full, ice cream was sold out in all eateries.... I was so angry ehn...and I didn't want to go out o... Tito just had to set me up...*rolls eyes*... This is what shoprite looked like.

The gbeborun I wanted to do....*clears throat* I found out that two of my girl friends are dating the same guy. Yes...one boy...two girls...Moby's friends..!.

Should I tell?

P.S: if any of my friends reads this and decides to ping me one yeye ping to ask me yeye questions, I will delete you ni sharp sharp...LOL... I came here to ask for advice. If you think your boyfriend is cheating on you, ask him... not me....case closed!!..*straight face*

Guys what do you think I should do? Confess or keep my big mouth shut?

Ese modupe (Thank you)

Cheers..!.

*runs off*

Oya shokiiii ooooooo.....Jijo shokii

*PAUSE*

I promised no more shoki on this blog, shey?

Hmmmn what new dance style are we going to have this year?.....Maybe we should create ours.....abi?.......We would call it LIZER.....*big smile*......once I've created and perfected the move, I'll let us know...*hahahaha* but I'll need help...from God and man (meaning you...yes you).

This post is coming as a direct order from my oga at the top ooo....In fact, I was ordered, mandated, authorized, cornered......He didn't even try to toast me to help him put the post up...He said I must...(of course its Leboo *rolls eyes*).....Anyway, shey you will let me rest now (*turns to leboo*)....here we go....

Give your self the best wedding gift ever...

Or give your friend(s) a wedding "plus" that would leave them thanking you 4ever...

Now you can have what they had without you looking envious...

...Cos you deserve it!!!

So if they had the best wedding MC, ......Who says you can't???

Avoid having to re-do your wedding ( and all other events)......get the best MC!....

Distance is no barrier!.

#Hirethebest #getyourmcnow #planearly #thumbsup

Bolatito Charles....

@Titocharles45 (+IG)

www.lifeisfunwithtito.com

BBM: 2AEABBF1

Whatsapp: 08076504656

Call: 07011209592

Get a glimpse here:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eevDE3dVM44

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_aQxTVBFTsM

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x9eeyHm2qi8

The end.

MOBY SPEAKS:

That's it ooo....So for Mobylizers getting married or those that have or know people getting married....You guys should hire us ooo... yes including me..*straight face*.

And also, the next Moby Impressionz class (bag making / footwear making /make up classes +gele) starts January 15th.....Registration is on...

You can attend or sponsor someone to attend and start the business with that person working for you...see this link for more info:

http://html4.m.olx.com.ng/bag-shoe-make-up-classes-by-moby-impressionz-iid-768269952?location=ikeja.olx.com.ng

Ok Mobylizers....I can already feel this year is gonna be great for all of us...

In other news, who has seen the movie 'Annie'? I saw it yesterday. I should do a review shey?... My advice? Please go and see it. I loved every part of it.... minus the singing part sha. Its an amazing movie... I'm sure you would learn a thing or two from it.

Anyway, have a fabulous day. Mama loves you *kisses*

Cheers

Hello mi lovies....

Happy Saturday to us....

How many are going for owanbes today? How many of you are at the venue already? If you eat that party jollof rice without inviting me, you shall purge when you get home... shikena *straight face* or better still, come and appease the gods (that's me).... with 1 bag of rice, two live fowl, the front teeth of a Crocodile, the semen of a Lion and 7 gallons of palm oil. I rest my case.

So I saw the above image on my friend's display picture and I thought to ask you all... how many of us will have to call our Leboos 'uncle'?

*looks around*.... no hands up. You better don't lie now *clears throat*... for me sha, I would have to be calling Leboo 'Uncle Leboo'. Hahaha. Or maybe Broda Tito.... Sir don P (Note.... Don P is a nick name Tito cherishes so bad. If you want a million naira from him, just call him Don P. How do you think I got my Christmas cloth a day before 25th from him....hehehe. *don't tell him I told you o*).

That's it for now. I am expecting my Jollof rice and chicken.

Have a wonderful Saturday.

Cheers...

XoXo....

Strolls in......Wasap ma niggas...

*Opens door slowly and quietly**

*walks in.....head down....shoulder down*

...........Silence.....

*clears throat*

*standing infront of Mobylizers*

"Chai.....chai...Moby there is God o",...(Mobylizers complain)...

**errmmm.....ermmm.....ermmmm....errrrrr**

What can I say to make you understand?

I doubt you will understand.... My hands are shaking as I type this....I'm really trembling right now...and I am so excited.

I don't know where to start from..... PAUSE!!...

I think know where to start from.....

**clears throat**.....I'll start by saying

Thank you!

Thank you all so much....mehn!!! you guys are amazeballs to the core. The calls, the text, the pings, the emails....some people even sent the secret service to look for me... You know yasef. Hahahaha....

Thank you all so much. *turns to Duru* Dude, do you ever give up? *blushes*. Thank you so much. Apparently all my friends check this little blog of mine but they'll be coding it from me. Imagine....I got calls and messages from people I wouldn't think would ever open my blog...

To all the Mobylizers that checked up on me through any and every medium and to those who couldn't reach me but had me and our blog at heart, I pray that you will be remembered for good for the rest of your lives. The hand of God will locate you. You will never be forgotten in Jesus' name....Amen!

Alot has happened in the past month...a whole lot...and I don't know where I'll start giving you all the gist from but we'll take it step by step.....don't worry...I gat Y'all

My blog stat view has increased ..chaiiiiii.... I'm a celebrity o...hahaha. Imagine me!....people still viewed this little blog of mine while I was gone. *kneels down* Ese gannnnnnnnn.... Thank you so much.

I know you all are are eager to hear my gist most especially my valentine gist??? Well, it will be coming to you live on Wednesday..(Same station..LOL).... I've heard some people's gist (AWESOME) but I still want to hear more *Gbeborun mode activated*.....so you can send me your Val's experience ...please do....and if you want me to...I'll share with Mobylizers...*wink*

Okay before I bore you, I just want you all to know that I'm sorry for leaving....I just took a break that wasn't needed....or maybe it was cos truthfully, I wasn't inspired at some point... but I'm back and I hope to entertain you with my plenty amebo.

I love you all like Kilode gan na...Have a wonderful week ahead.

TESTIMONY TIME:

HALLELUYAH O.... Moby got a job.... Now I am working for someone...(Sighs) which ain't as bad as I thought... I will give you all the gist in my forth coming posts... right now, I'm getting ready for work.

Also, Three of my friends got jobs....congrats padis me. One of them said one of my posts really did inspire her to not worry so much about not having a job. I'm so proud of you mami.

Lastly, two mobylizers have started their own personal business. Truthfully I am so proud of you guys. Trust me I will patronise you anyway I can and even do free advert for you if you don't mind *winks*

Just want you all to know that I really do love you....

Kisses

Cheers

No more love...Hian

*loud bang*

*walks in ....#sleek mode#

*grabs d mic*........cue music.....

#1, 2, 3.....hit it....

*singing*

"Baby mi show color re....ka jo ma bubble"....LMAO

...Even Me....I was expecting something ghen ghen....like one tush song....but the Razz didn't take a break from me when I took one...LOL

Hello mi lovies? How's all?..work? Biz?...... I didn't blog yesterday because..... I had plenty office work to finish and turn in and I was tired by the time I got home..#phew!....

So a colleague of mine who reads my blog said I have to be very consistent in this my blogging thing because he noticed I have a lot of lovers on blogsville.... *new stalker alert o*.... *turns to Mr. Yomi* na joke I dey joke o....

Introducing the newest Mobylizer on the block...Mr. Yomi...yaaay!!....let's give him a Mobylizing welcome... Oya chop first timer kiss *mwahhhhh*

So someone called me yesterday asking for my valentine's day gist.... See people trying to compete gbeborun skills with me sha *raised eyebrow*... She wanted to hear the gist cos she couldn't wait to read it here...LOL... Bukky oya come and read it now ooo...Ok no time to waste time.....here's the gist...

Story story....

Once upon a time....

Days before vals, I wasn't so excited about it at all.... I seriously don't know why I felt that way but I did and I told Leboo that I didn't want a vals gift and he just said okay. Now let me say this.... When Leboo says 'Okay' to a request or complain without arguing or asking 'Why', it means he's either not listening to you or he already made plans that cannot be cancelled, or both.... Either one I just wasn't interested....*straight face*

So he called me on Friday 13th and asked if I had plans for Saturday 14th... and that if I didn't, I should come over to his house by 3pm on the dot.

Now this is someone I already told I just wanted to wash my clothes and sleep all day o....Imagine!!...it was when he told me to come I knew he purposely didn't listen to me... So I started suspecting...and the curious me started thinking of the possibilities.... What if??? What about??? What of??? Hahahaha....My mind was all over the place..

So I left my house around 2.30pm on Vals day...already calculated I would get to his house by 3pm but I got there 5 minutes earlier....When I got there, he didn't look like he had any plans...He looked normal... he had not even taken his bath but I noticed he was writing something and I couldn't tell what it was. So I thought whatever the surprise was, it was going to be in the room and thus, I ran really fast...faster than Usain Bolt...but there was nothing in the room. Well...there was..... A Christian Louboutin nude shoe was waiting for me..*yaaay*... You all know how much I love shoes shey....*bats lashes*....

I promise to borrow any Mobylizer my shoes...for just this weekend....just this weekend o...and that's it.

But I knew that wasn't the surprise.... The big head didn't even pursue me sef to try and stop me from seeing whatever it was... evuulls...*rolls eyes* + looong hissss

He later came into the room and asked me to change into a dress he picked out and wear the shoes....and he was changing into a blazer and pants..... No way was I going to do that... Like how na?...I was like 'you wanna propose?'...not yet na....we didn't plan it this way na...So I said 'If you want me to change, tell me the plan and I promise to act very surprised when I see the surprise'...But he didn't and after so much persuasion, and argument, I changed... I even noticed he locked the door when he stepped out briefly so that I wouldn't come out to see whatever he was planning....(Another looong hiss).... In my mind I was thinking 'this boy means serious business o'. Then he came back, blind folded me and led me out of the room.... Not to sound and act like the village woman that I am, I cooperated without arguing. I even took a selfie sef ...while blind folded *covers face*.....

Ignore the peace sign and the pout... I just had to razz-en everything up... Leboo was just sweating..omolomo

He walked me to the balcony and there it was..... A 3 course candle lit dinner prepared totally by him....Leboo cooked!!! *blushing*...

There were candles and flowers, and decorations. ..and food. Apparently what he was writing when I got to his house was the menu. It was so amazing....He cooked and made everything by himself.....*More blushing*

Here are some pictures...

The foooooooooood

His sister did the decorations... Isn't she lovely????

The menu

Ice-cream in the pineapple pod

And to my surprise...and this is the truth..., the food tasted so nice. There was starter... warm soya milk with chocolate chips...and the main dish was Bonita spaghetti with beef curry sauce and crispy beef on the side...... and the dessert was Applocondo (apple + youghurt shake...he created it)...and pineapple ice cream...All made by him...*can't stop blushing* LOL

I was as amazed as you all are now.......Then something happened..*dramatic sound*..... the only Mc I love, asides Leboo, Emma oh my God... walked in....(Like wha!!!!) I am not so much of a screamer when I see someone I admire but Emma omg is like the only plan I have made for my wedding at the moment..And I screamed a little.... Leboo has always known my weird love for Emma and so he got in touch with him and asked him to come over.... It was so amazing...

My love for these boys is incomprehensible...mwahhh

While I was still blushing, and wondering if I was dreaming, uncle Leboo decided there was more....He stood up and read the most amazing, most sweetest (ignore my gbagaun), most romantic poem ever to me..(Yep he writes).. At this point, I didn't know what to do... Whether to cry or laugh or faint....I didn't do any of the three sha. I cannot come and fall my hand infront of Emma na and then come embarass myself here by telling you how I embarrassed myself...LOL...

Remember I told you my graphic designing skills are getting better...hehe

I had the most wonderful vals ever. Thanks to God for the Idea...and thanks to Leboo for being so thoughtful....It was and would always be a special and memorable day in my life....

Did the title say 'ruined it'? I bet someone was expecting to read one kain story...like maybe he got me the wrong colour of ferrari or the house he bought me isn't on the street I wanted.... or the jet he got was made in France instead of USA... Well he did ruin it ...remember I said I just wanted to wash my clothes and sleep....but I'm grateful to God and Leboo that my plan was ruined... hehehe

*in the words of the wise man, Dr. Duru* Thank you so much for the past 7 minutes of your time...

So how was your own vals??? Make me jealous o....that's if you can

Cheers!

*Straight face*

Today on My life as Moby........We would be looking into an issue that carries a lot of seriousness and controversy. We tackle a problem that directly affects nearly 20 million Nigerians ....

I dey Para as I read this mail......because I’ve been there and I know people who have suffered a great deal too....

Mobylizers....brace yourself...

It’s the first RANT of 2015.....

Straight to the matter.....

Why Are These GNLD People Punishing Unemployed Graduates?

I don't want to care about their motive but it's high time someone spoke out concerning their activities. They know they are not genuine yet they pretend to be. They go prying into people's privacy to extract their private documents (resume and all) then compose text messages for job interviews and send them to unsuspecting job seekers irrespective of their location (and whatever engagement) to come to Lagos for their silly job test/ interview.

Then they orchestrate/ fake interview wasting more of people's time and raising their hopes. It’s not fair at all. Then when they are done fooling themselves and not anybody they will now roll out their dubious agenda and try to convince people not to seek white-collar jobs but rather start something of theirs...which eventually means ‘sell GNLD products.

Question for these animal-like people...

Couldn’t you have at the least apologized to those angry faces?
Don't you know how much transportation cost these days?
Are you also oblivious of how painful it is to be jobless?

Now people ignore genuine interviews for the fear that it might be one of your pranks.

Please people don't mind me... I am just too frustrated and angry about not having a job and then these people make it worse by wasting my time. Yes I am an angry Nigerian and I think it's time we address this. I hope they see this and I hope something is done fast.

Thanks Moby. God bless you.

MOBY SPEAKS

*SIGH*

I know a lot of victims that have fallen for these interviews and I know how frustrating it is. Putting people's hopes high and then dashing their hopes by telling them how they can make profits from selling your products. You don't have to force or cajole people into working for you. Send a text to people telling them it’s a GNLD or FOREVER LIVING PRODUCT interview. I'm sure some people wouldn't mind and will still show up. It’s not fair at all and I understand the frustration of this ranter. May God help us. Thank you Mr. Victor.

What do you think about this issue?

Have you ever been a victim? Let's talk

Cheers!...

HOW I SPENT MY VALENTINE'S DAY BY DOYIN AKEBAJE

A few days to the 14th of February, a group of young individuals, brought together by Ibeabuchi Esther, came up with the idea to launch an initiative whose sole purpose would be to put smiles on the faces of the needy, underprivileged and different, random individuals in the society. The next four days were used to purchase various items from their group contributions including toothpaste, toothbrushes, bread, tea, sardines, noodles among other items which made up the gift bags that were distributed with love along Ojuelegba road, Kanu street, and the slums of Makoko in Lagos state. It was a very humbling experience and I’m glad to have been part of something of this nature.

We received negative reactions from some individuals and were even threatened to be stoned, the private cars we used developed faults at different stages of the journey, despite all, 72 gift bags were distributed, the project was a huge success and one we hope to continue in the future.

Members of the team: Ibeabuchi Esther Chinazum, Adebisi Oluwapelumi, Nnamaka Alexandria, Adebayo Olajumoke, Eppie Williamson, Ogigai Henry, Kasunmu Bukola, Babayemi Olamide, Cheke Tuoyo, Adedokun Teniola, Olasoju Oreoluwa, Roberts Adedoyin, Olajumoke Oladipupo, Ayokunle Akinterinwa, Ibeabuchi Chinyere Adanma, Ajani Iterioluwa

See pictures below

The gift bags

Makoko area

MOBY SPEAKS: I think this is an amazing initiative... Big thanks Esther for doing this..and thanks to Adedoyin for sharing with us. God bless us all as we try touching lives around us. AMEN.

Hey every one listen up.....

This is the new Cadbury chocolate éclairs

It has a lovely new *something ....something* wrapper

Its rich in caramel....smooth and delicious...

And there’s only one place its gonna be

In my mouth.....

I’m sure I can’t remember the whole advert properly....LOL.....I was just remembering the adverts we had on television back then.....how interesting, engaging and entertaining they were.....compared to what we have now?....when I remember...CHIIIII O! CHI EXOTIC O....I just SMH...LOL.....another gist for another day....

Hello lovelies.....beautiful people that rock my world.... how’s all? I trust Mobylizers....una no fit carry last......meanwhile happy ash Wednesday to us..(though belated)....from dust we were formed and unto dust we shall return.

*clears throat*.....

Today I’m gonna be introducing something new to our blog....before that lemme ask this?.....Have you ever experienced that moment, when your mother decides to go Marylyn Monroe on you?....I mean your mother just acting totally different in a rather bizarre way? Most times annoying, frustrating, funny, and surprising??......I experience this all the time.

Iya Dayo is one hell of a drama queen (the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree after all shey *big grin*). My mum can be so dramatic, sometimes I wonder if she realizes she’s not on a reality series.

I always have a dose of her drama almost every morning when she comes to the house (I stay with my sister, and she comes over every morning). When she gets to the house like 6.30am, which is usually an important period of my sleep, she always wants to gist with me gbeborun style...but I’m never in the mood... my sleep is usually most interesting in the morning and when I shrug her off or refuse to listen, she would just be like ‘Ok ooo...I’m kuku going and I won’t talk again’ (no lies...) then she can be like ...*in a loud voice* 'Please no one should disturb Bolaji ooo...she is still sleeping'...LOL....At that point I’ll just have to muster strength and get up to talk to her. My sister doesn't even answer her when she starts like that.. You can almost see the butterflies flying in her stomach and the smile on her face...chai!!

My mum is usually dramatic without her knowing and sometimes she ends up doing some things that make me go...WTF!!!!....(she might read this post so please WTF = Women That Fly....lool....or something)...Can you believe she once told Leboo that I am Lazy to cook and so he should get ready for my lazy days!!!!.....like WTF (*wink*) And now that she’s on bbm and whatsapp, that just crowns the ‘drama-dom’ of Iya Dayo... My mum send a chat like a text message. She would tell you everything she wants to say in one chat *sigh*...and she always wants to chat with you. *c'mon mama*.

So people, I’m gonna be starting a new segment called ‘Mama Drama’.....Whenever my mum decides to put up her act, I’ll share with you....But I don’t want this to be only about me, so I’ll be excited to hear about your mama dramas. It doesn’t have to be your Mum (Leboo’s mum is another drama queen ehn!!..hahaha. She is so funny ehn..kai...don’t worry you’ll get plenty gist...turn’s to leboo....MUUAAHHH + puppy eyes).....As I was saying, it doesn’t have to be your mother.....It could be your elderly aunt, grandma, some woman you see on your way to work, your friend's mum, your boss....(There’s one grandma in my church, in fact she defines the phrase ‘drama queen’. Everyone looks forward to her testimonies...she makes them sound like a Nollywood movie)..........MAMA DRAMA!

I’m sure this would be fun.....I’m already super excited....I know Mobylizers would have a lot to tell...so start working your keyboards / key pads and keep me in the loop.....

Have a nice day friends... And have a wonderful weekend. Moby loves you to .......

Cheers!

TODAY’S SCRIPTURE

“But if anyone has the world’s goods and sees his brother in need, yet closes his heart against him, how does God’s love abide in him?”

(1 John 3:17, ESV)

TODAY’S WORD

You've probably heard the saying that “you may be the only Jesus someone ever sees”. There may be a desperate person who is in need of something as small as a smile or a little money, and you might be the best or the only example of Jesus’ love to them!. You don't have to wait till you have it all before helping people. As long as you help someone at the time they need it then you are the Jesus in that person's life at that point.

With this in mind, look for ways today to live with true compassion and a caring attitude toward others. That’s how you can plant seeds of God in someone. You may not be around to see the seeds grow into a large and beautiful plant, but you could make a life-changing impact where you are!

A PRAYER FOR TODAY

God, I thank You for Your love and compassion for me. Help me to live life in the same spirit. In Jesus’ Name. Amen.

— Joel & Victoria Osteen

#Good Morning to you

Its great to be alive.........

Good Morning to you....

We are gonna survive.....

It took me a while to form that last line.....loool...had to remix it.....(I'm sure you know the original song?....(do you?).....Oya lemme test you.....what's the original last line of that song? (Clue:The song is for a particular radio station) *winks*

Hello mi lovies...

I know a lot of us must have heard or read about the story of the butterfly. Some days ago, I was thinking about it again and I thought to share and tell what it really means to me.

Once a little boy was playing outdoors and found a fascinating caterpillar. He carefully picked it up and took it home to show his mother. He asked his mother if he could keep it, and she said he could if he would take good care of it.

Then, he got a large jar from his mother and put plants to eat, and a stick to climb on, inside the jar. Every day he watched the caterpillar and brought it new plants to eat.

One day the caterpillar climbed up the stick and started acting strangely. The boy worriedly called his mother who came and understood that the caterpillar was creating a cocoon. The mother explained to the boy how the caterpillar was going to go through a metamorphosis and become a butterfly.

The little boy was thrilled to hear about the changes his caterpillar would go through. He watched every day, waiting for the butterfly to emerge. One day it happened, a small hole appeared in the cocoon and the butterfly started to struggle to come out.

At first the boy was excited, but soon he became concerned. The butterfly was struggling so hard to get out.. It looked like it couldn’t break free! It looked desperate! It looked like it was making no progress!

The boy was so concerned he decided to help. He ran to get a pair scissors then snipped the cocoon to make the hole bigger and the butterfly quickly emerged!

As the butterfly came out the boy was surprised. It had a swollen body and small, shriveled wings. He continued to watch the butterfly expecting that, at any moment, the wings would dry out, enlarge and expand to support the swollen body. He knew that in time the body would shrink and the butterfly’s wings would expand.

But neither happened!

The butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling around with a swollen body and shrivelled wings.

It never was able to fly…

As the boy tried to figure out what had gone wrong his mother took him to talk to a scientist from a local college. He learned that the butterfly was SUPPOSED to struggle. In fact, the butterfly’s struggle to push its way through the tiny opening of the cocoon pushes the fluid out of its body and into its wings. Without the struggle, the butterfly would never, ever fly. The boy’s good intentions hurt the butterfly and put a permanent limitation on its abilities..

The End.

You see ehn, I always say that Nigerians are the strongest people on earth..no puns intended... I've seen people struggle, I've seen people struggling and the way we handle these things is what amazes me. The truth is, irrespective of everything we still find one way or the other to smile and make it look like we are okay. There's this friend of mine, his name is Tijani. Lately we have been broke *covers face*..like both of us broke together. Being broke is not a funny something o. You will be humble no matter what.....That's when you would be greeting everyone you come accross....(LOL)... So we tease each other over the amount of money we have and who ever has more money is the rich one and the other is the broke ass. Everytime we are broke, we just say 'Broke ass, how much do you have? Can we chill on the money you have or we bust it?'. Its just always really funny cos I know lots of people that turn into depression mode when things are not going well....But others just find away to ignore the struggles and laugh over it!.... Twale to all my Nigerian people.

As you go through life, keep in mind that struggling is an important part of any growth experience. In fact, it is the struggle that causes you to develop your ability to fly. Sometimes struggles are exactly what we need in our lives. If God let us go through life without obstacles, it would cripple us. We will not be as strong as we could have been and we would never fly.

Sometimes, a little extra effort is precisely what prepares us for the next obstacle to be faced. Anyone who refuses to make that effort, or gets the wrong sort of help, is left unprepared to fight the next battle and never manages to fly off to their destiny.

So when you're going through any struggle, just think of the butterfly and thank God because he is preparing you for the next stage.

Have a nice day....struggle a little and FLY!.

No wait... I need to show you something...

Remember my val's shoes.... so comfortable...thank you Uncle Leboo *mwahhhh*

Meet my god daughter... Her name is Leah Mobolaji Tiamiyu.. Na me give am Mobolaji... She's 7 weeks old.. and she is so beautiful.. She looks like me sha... You don't believe me? See a picture below....

see her lips like mine...awwww

Like god mother like god daughter...

Oya bye bye... Moby loves you...

Cheers.....

* Beyonce mode activated*

I woke up like this!!!!

I'm serious I woke up like this!!!!

And that's cos I no dey sleep for night.... Flawless

*covers face* I just had to razzen up the song...

If Beyoncé should catch me ehn,... hehe

Whats up ma lovely people... How was your weekend? ....I'm guessing amazing. The rain just topped it up for me mehn *ah ah ah ah ah ah I feel like I'm flying over the moon..(Dr sid style)...Yea.... Like seriously who likes hot weather?... Even Iya Dayo that complains about the fan being too cold was grumbling and making so much noise about the hot weather...The rain came and washed the heat away..(halleluyah *thumbs up*) Thank God we are all alive sha and thank God for answering my prayers. The testimonies have been coming in and I am so happy. Truly there's a God that answers prayers.

I know I have not been the blog whore that I used to be. To all my blogger friends, no be me o. Its work. Most times I get home really tired and my service provider just always messes me up at night. I still love everyone and I will be visiting when I can.. I know y'all understand, shey? Why do I think Esther Nwaomuwill abuse me today? I have a feeling *straight face*.

Ma mobylizers, hmmmn...*ties wrapper twice* To dey wake for 7am don taya me oooo. Wetin??? hian!!!....Don't get me wrong... I don't mind working for someone o...as a matter of fact, I am learning a lot at my place of work and I have the most amazing colleagues ever and even though I'm the youngest, I'm treated with a lot of respect and professionalism.....but can't I just decide to go to work anytime I want to. Like can't a girl wake up at 9am *bats lashes* and get to work by 10 and leave by 2pm.....LOL *covers face*... Its just annoying jor..tsheeww.....

My weekend... My weekend... Here's how I spent my weekend. My Saturday was kinda busy...I was up and about.... I decided to colour my hair wine. Well I wanted wine...Was thinking wine would be less obvious and would change my hair color slightly, but the universe had a different plan for me. The colour I purchased turned out to be hot red and now my hair looks like its on fire *thanks to my new friend Kevhe for insulting me so much*..But I think it suits me sha (well its either someone is lying to me or I'm just fooling myself...shikena). Pictures below..hehe. I can't take my hair to work the way it is so I'm wearing a wig through out this week.... Nonsense..

Leadcity university's football pitch.. I just had to take a picture on it *opens teeth*

Yes I know... my hair is long.. I know... hehehe. Can you see my red hair?

This is Kevhe... pronounced Keve... He is a crazy guy and also a designer.. He made the shirt he's wearing and the suit. I am not going to do free advert for him. Until he pays me, I will not mention his name on this blog...ever.

To the people that say I do not smile when I take pictures, I don fall una hand o. I took this picture on friday and everyone thinks I look amazing. Please do not insult me. Hehehe

My one million dollar smile...

Sunday, my sister turned a year older... mehn everyone don dey old o. My sister that we used to climb trees together is getting older. Next thing now is MARRIAGE..kai...there is God sha.. Happy birthday huni me... Also, my new oga's mum turned 80 and everyone at work was invited for the sweet 16 party at Ibadan...So the plan was leave Lagos early so I can get back early and then go see a movie later with my sister. Well I didn't get to leave Lagos till 12.30 pm and I got back around 7pm but a plan is a plan. Leboo and her Leboo came around and off we went to the cinemas.

Who has seen the movie 'Kingsman the secret service'? *clears throat* *straight face*. Is it just me or is the movie really overhyped? For me the movie was a 7 over 10. It was too long jor and I noticed some things. My sister called me a critic..hmnn... How come the new recruit Taron Egerton could fight and we didn't know all along?...like was there any shooting or fighting training at some point that we missed? Why did the blade leg girl have to die so easy? For someone that awesome? (I would love to have blade legs some day), she died too easy. But I love me some Samuel L. Jackson anyday anytime. Should you see it? Yes I think you should. It was an okay movie for me jor. *stop* ...*pause*...*interuption*

Why are Nigerians so careless? Like so nonchalant and careless? I am so angry at everyone...even Leboo. When the movie was about to start, the fire alarms came on and nobody, I mean nobody, asides the drama queen *points to self* stood up and ran for the exit.. It is called a FIRE ALARM... Some people were even making fun of me. Not cool my Nigerian people. Fire alarm means there's fire somewhere and we need to get our asses up and run...... Like run for your lives. Smh for all of you o.

Anyway, the koko of this my gist is what happened after the movie. As we came out of the movie hall, we saw three guys beating up this man. He had blood everywhere and he was screaming. I didn't know what to do... First thing that came to my head was go and help him...this man could really die from bleeding then another thought came like, what did this man do to deserve this kind of treatment? Everyone was watching and this man was screaming and I was just helpless. What could this man have done to attract such a thing? Did he try to steal something? Even if he did, is it enough for the punching and slapping and dragging?.... Who still believes in jungle justice? Is it a good thing to take matters into our hands or let the appropriate quarters do their job(s)?.... Is there any sin a man can commit that he should deserve being killed or beaten mercilessly immediately?

I still don't feel too good after seeing all that....It kinda killed my morale for this week cos everytime I think about it, I see that man with blood everywhere and I feel like a terrible person just watching and not helping *sad face*.

Anyways, have a wonderful week ahead. I'm sure most of you had an eventful weekend. How can you have an eventful weekend and not invite me??? That is so selfish of you all...not cool at all *fold arms*. I wee not talk to all of you again. Bye...

In other news, happy belated birthday to the most wonderful sister ever. This girl can make me angry for Africa but at the end of the day, she is still the best female in my life. She's got me anytime... love you tori torun Diekolola omo Amusu. Mwaahhhh...

Cheers...

Y'all rock

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