Diary of a Lagos drama

Hello mi lovies..

Sorry the Dear Moby series is coming in late. Truly, in my head, I already put up the post...only for me to wake up 2 hours ago to realize it was just a dream. Moby has been feeling down a lot lately... Work, life, personal stuff has been taking a toll on her... So I had to take a little break at work. I am still at work o but I took a 2-hour break to rest.

I know you all understand.

So sometime last week, I got this mail from a fellow Mobylizer asking for our advice and she asked me to put it up if I wanted to. She needs our help and I know we can help her. Thank you all for being so reliable. God bless you.

Here we go.

Greetings to u and happy new month.

I need ur help Moby... Am hurt, heartbroken, not in order, i dunno how to take care of myself anymore, i can't just see myself, am so heartbroken and sad.

Lemme tell u what really happened.

I have been single (not dating anyone) for a while now and i met this guy some months back, he works with wema bank, seems cool and everything was going on well between us, am 27 but i cannot sleep out cos my parents wont allow me but the guy always want me to come sleep over at his place and this bring up issues between us gaann...

Moby, I loved this guy so much, gave him my all, went all the way in pleasing him, then he just changed, stopped calling me, told me to stop coming to his house, starts abusing me and all... Saying he was just using me to pass time, he never asked me to love him and the love he was showing me was fake.. Imagine...

I am having sleepless nights and nightmares cos in my mind i thought i had gotten someone close to my heart not knowing he was a deceiver... Just on Sunday i called him so as to tell him i forgive him and a lady picked up the phone, told me he has told her all about me and she abused me a lot, she called me names.

Right now am down.... I need to heal up, i need to be myself, i need to be the same me and a better me.You can post this on ur blog and let people advice..

Thank You... Expecting ur response.

I love u dearie.. Regards to Tito.

MOBY SPEAKS

So, I am going to be very very frank with you and you must not get angry at all....scared you yet? *Wait for it*

From your mail I can tell you are a good person...I mean you had to call the guy to tell him you forgive him...you must be an angel but I must say this. You need to get up and go on with your life. It is alright for you to mop, cry and feel down... I do that most times to let out steam but it is time to get up, dust yourself and move on. Don't stay on the ground for too long for anybody. Anyone made by God is capable of messing up...no one deserves to put you down for more than a week.

This is what I have learned in my short time on earth...if someone wants to walk out of your life, LET THEM GO. Especially if you know that you have done everything and been the best woman you can possibly be. Whatever it is they are running after, leave them, let them go and get it... One yoruba adage says Aja to ba fe peru ko ni gbo fere olode...meaning the dog that wants to enter trouble won't hear the whistle of the hunter (something like that...my yoruba is still under polishing)... let the dog go and get what he deserves.

Don't get mad. Let this guy go. Love yourself...Nobody can love you more than you. Be happy being alone...don't go online looking at happy couple...trust me most people will only put up happy pictures and stories of their lives...they will never tell you the truth. Don't force anyone to be in your life.... If anyone wants to be with you, don't try to prove yourself to them... Just be your self and have fun.

I need you to be happy... and forget that guy...he is not worth your time, energy and tears.

Now get busy and try to think about him less.... and be HAPPY....okay.

I know my story is plenty.. I just hate when people can't be matured about issues that affects the heart...

You'll be fine...okay dear...

I love you munchos

I don talk plenty... let me sit down and read other people's opinion...*wipes face*

August is a month to be relished in several forms. As creative ideas are springing up from different regions of the globe, Ash7 Animation Studio is not left out as they have cooked up a delicious delicacy for the citizens of Nigeria and the world at large.

On the 9^th of August, 2015 the Director Mr Victor Enoch and Assistant Director Mr. Emeke Ibe of Ash7 Animation Studio visited a gathering of handsome guys and beautiful girls at the University of Lagos to share its mission and vision on Dave and Golly project as well as creating a wave of lasting understanding on the objectives of Nigeria’s First Non-stop Animation Movie Dave and Golly.

Fliers were shared to the audience for publicity while more information was passed across to enlighten prospective viewers on how to purchase their tickets.

There is a dawn of Animation in Nigeria; the new trend has taken everyone aback causing several media platforms like Radio, Television, Blogs, Newspaper and Magazines to be super engrossed in this artistic movement. Cartoons ranging from Tom and Jerry, Ben 10, Boodoncks, Naruto had a driving force behind them, although these are foreign products which makes us yearn for our own kind to be staged for the world to identify with.

Abuja Gazette, NTA, Newton Paul’s Blog, Metropole Nigeria, Linda Ikeji, Diary of a Lagos Drama Queen's blog, Silverbird television and other media can testify after identifying with Ash7 Animation Studio on its cause to expand and effect radical changes in Nigeria’s world of animation.

With great excitement, Eboni Life Tv had an exclusive interview with The Director Mr Victor, and the Assistant Director Mr Emeka Ibe on Monday 10^th August 2015. The interview was conducted in Lekki Phase1 Lagos Nigeria. The interview was focused on exposing the nature, objective and constrain of the company.

On Wednesday 12^th of August, at about 11am, Lets Create Animation Workshop took place at Troika School Lekki. The kids embraced resourcefulness as they acquired new ideas, information and skills from the Director of Ash7 Animation Studio. Their giggle stirred up the fun, questions like “how can I make superman fly, I want to draw Barbie” lightened up the atmosphere causing the team to figure out how full of potential these kids are.

You can trust more stories are coming up as Dave and Golly unveils August 22^nd @ Silverbird Cinema Victoria Island Lagos by 12pm and 2pm. Be part of this great creative movement.

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Hol up...hol upp.....

I need you to do please do me a favour.....

HEYYY!!!

Mehn I am super excited....*Jumping + Dancing*

First because everything is falling in pleasant places for me...azin.... I know I am not good enough but God still loves me... He has not given up on me and he would never give up on me....Thank you God almighty.

Secondly, I am beginning to know who I really am..YEP!... Most people go through their life time not knowing who or what they are.... I started noticing somethings about myself lately and I'm like 'Really?????'.....Don't ask...I ain't telling *straight face*

Finally...wait for it................................wait for it..........................................wanna guess.........................wait for it...................

MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THURSDAY!!!!!!!..... whoopppppp....wooohoooo!!!!..... Moby is going to enter the grandma age on Thursday oooo.... And I am super excited. No pictures please.... hehehe...

What's up mi lovies.... watagwan... I missed y'all plenty o...kai

What was I up to this weekend?

Errrrr....I didn't want to go to work on Friday and so I called my boss and made up an excuse why I think he should let me stay in my house..*covers face*...LOL.. But my boss replied with a deafening NO. He said 'Moby get to work before 10am or else???' Omo mhen I carried my big head and flat bombom and resumed work at 9.58am. I try na....LOL

On Saturday..I had an appointment with two clients going for the same wedding.... I did both makeovers and the 1st woman who is a big woman and does not believe in makeup, actually fell in love with her makeover... Her brows weren't so good though (I know) cos I had to rush her up cos she was the bride's aunt and she was running late...But I did not tell her ooo... Hahaha.... Here are some pictures. I need a professional camera *crying*

Then I made this amazing plantain fritata I learnt from Matse cooks blog. I think she is an amazing cooks and she makes every food look easy to make. You don't believe me? Then check out her blog HERE.

Leboo's sister had earlier invited me to go watch Project Fame live at Ultima studio in Lekki so the plan was, we would meet up after I was done with the makeover then head for the gig ...BUT!!!... We do not have a car and Leboo's mum didn't want to release her own car cos she had her own parole.... And so she (leboo's sister) calls me and says 'Moby I know if you convince Tito to borrow us his car or take us to Lekki, he'll answer you...but he won't answer me...ever'......

So I called Leboo and I was liike 'Baby, Huni, Swity pie, my lover, Bae' and he cuts me short and says 'NO'....He flat out refused.....Story cut short, we ended up in Lekki together *wink*..#strengthofawoman

On our way, we stopped at "The place" Lekki to buy food... mehn those people are expensive o... ahn ahn. I bought yam and egg and the total was 1,150 naira... for what na? 1 tuber of yam in Ogba is 300 naira..... Egg is 30 naira.... If I buy tomatoes and rodo, 100 naira, I will still have plenty change...ha! Ooga oo.... The food was super nice to be fair, but I think it was too pricey.

The show was amazing.... Truthfully guys, television does not do justice to the contestant's voices at all... Those guys are good.
And I am officially in love with Biko...*bats eyelashes*... His voice... his eyes... oh no...

He is the love of my life...*side eyes somebody*... Deinde is not so much of a bad person after all, he just has lots of crazy loud friends.... I like him...but I love me some Biko blood.... Tito decided to fall in love with Arewa and Ada and he became Mr. Adarewa..*mmssteewww....Iranu*...LOL...

AREWA

ADA

It was an amazing show and I am happy I went. Shallat to Lekan (Leboo's sister's boo who got us in to the show..VVIP things) and Tomi...Thumbs up to you guys.

Sunday was good.... Church was amazing as usual..The prayer session was on point..again the lines are fallen unto me in pleasant places....I had another meeting in the evening at Church too...and it was amazeballs.... There's a lot of etiquette that we just take for granted.... How many of us knew that 'you don't swirl your tea in the cup but you stir gently and noiselessly by moving the teaspoon in a back and forth manner in the center of the cup. Yes o....na so I see am..hehe

Over the weekend, a friend of mine drank too much wine and he woke up with bloated eyes.... Like this....no jokes.

I am not joking his eyes looked like canon balls when I saw him. That's someone that had more fun than Moby. Thumbs up Teejay...

Oya gerarahere mehn.....

Let's hear what your weekend was like...

Love ya'll Mobylizers...

Cheers!

Waddup.... waddup...whaaaaaaaaadupppppp.......

*super excited mode*

*GO…GO…GO..GO SHAWTY ITS 'ALMOST' YOUR BIRTHDAY*… hehehee

So tomorrow is my birthday.... *no pictures please*...*hip hop mode*... and I have a wish list!!!. *big grin*.....Why do I have a wish list?.... Who doesn't?..... I mean we all know "man’s needs are insatiable".. So we would always want something... till we die.

I have a couple of things I wish I had by now..and I don't *folds arms*....maybe due to money constraint...*sad*... or just because there is no urgency to get it..*shrugs*....But warreva it is....., Tomorrow is my birthday...yay!!... Let's Imagine I'm being asked to make 10 wishes for my birthday.....hmmmn...*scratches head*... I know 10 wishes is pushing it a little yea..but I actually have 10 things I would love as a birthday gift…*smiles*...

Here they are (in no order of importance)....

My wish list for my birthday....August 20, 2015....

1. A car... Yes I want a silver range rover or a white Bentley or a Kia soul.... I went from big to small..LOL.... I just want something that has 4 wheels..*covers face*.....something GOOD!...on 4 wheels...before somebody brings one 1970 Ijapa for me...LOL

2. A beautiful Bible... I have a bible but I think I want a cute small one I can take everywhere and would fit into any size or shape of bag

3. A professional camera..(I know you saw this coming LOL).. i.e. 600D canon camera. I have always wanted a professional camera but I have been spending the money all the time..*covers face*...I blame..errrr..jumia..LOL..... I need it now more than ever.

4. A laptop.... What has been helping me so far is my laptop at work... but enough is enough. I need a personal laptop...,*straight face*

5. A trip to any country outside Nigeria. I am in dire need of a vacation.... I need a BREAK...*yelling*

6. A big makeup box... My box needs a sister ASAP.... Carrying more than 1 box when I'm going for a job is annoying and stressful...kai

7. Any Christian Louboutin shoe...(6" heels)...hehehee.. Why do I want that? I know Louboutins are very comfortable and cute...(Any witness?)....

I can't use my money to buy a shoe now or else Iya Dayo would take me to church for spiritual whipping but I won't mind getting one from anyone as a gift *big smile*....*wink*

8. MAC lipstick...most especially Ruby woo... Due to the increase in Dollar exchange rate, 1 lipstick costs 5 thousand naira..shuuu.... That's money for about 3 Milani lipsticks...ha!...I am being economical ni o..

9. Chai...It haff finish o... Fuel haff finish....errrr.... Okay I want a sandal... I am terrible at picking good sandals...

10. An Iphone 6... I didn't know what else to pick but I won't mind having an Iphone..abi...LOL

So in case someone looks at how adorable and nice I am and decides to bless me... God bless you. I love you too...hehe..

To everyone already making me feel good e.g. Leboo, Iya Dayo, my colleagues (Dr. Dami, Dr. Durojaye, Mr. Yomi, Mr. Femi, Nurse Mary, Nurse Yetunde, Nurse Titi), Temi, Bimbo, Sunbo, Teejay, Smog, Taiwo, e.t.c., thank you so much....*kisses*

Oya...Let's go have an amazing Moby's birthday....Its a public holiday...*straight face*.....Where ever you are, just turn up on my behalf.....throw a party for your friends and family...not on my bill but on my behalf.....hehehehe...... I love you all.

Have a wonderful day..

Cheers!

Zooms in.............................

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME... I am super duper excited.

Thank you all so much for the calls, text, pings, tweets, Ig messages, and others... God bless you.

Bye....

.............................Zooms out

This love is too much mehn...

Today’s Scripture

“...those who plan what is good find love and faithfulness.”

(Proverbs 14:22, NIV)

TODAY’S WORD

Do you wake up every morning expecting favor and blessing on everything you do? Do you plan for what is good? When we plan for what is good, the Scripture tells us that we find love. We know that God is love so when you plan for what is good, you will find God in the midst of your plans!

Today, don’t let the negative voices of the world or get you distracted or pull you off course. It doesn’t matter what is happening around you, God’s plan is always for your good. Pursue His plan. Seek love and faithfulness because what you seek you will find. Put Him first in all you do and find the peace, joy, and victory He has in store for you!

A Prayer for Today

“Father, thank You for the good plan You have for my life. I choose Your ways. Direct my mind and thoughts according to Your purposes in Jesus’ name. Amen.

SOURCE : JOEL&VICTORIA OSTEEN

I am feeling like a funky designer..haha

Good morning everyone...

The chairman,

The accurate time keeper,

The impartial judges,

Fellow Mobylizers,

All other protocols observed.

I know I have been a little lazy this past week..*covers face*....I am sorry...very sorry...sincerely sorry.....*sobs*... Its happening again.. that 'dump the blog' feeling....(You must be tired of hearing this now....e mabinu..).... I hate it but it comes like malaria....*stamps feet+folds arms*....I feel it for like 1 week and then its gone and most times when I try force it while in that "nonsense" mood, I write very boring posts....... It is annoying. Mmsstteewww... Anyway sha..... E ma binu

Before I let this illness take its toll on me, I want to say a BIG THANK YOU to everyone.... Everyone that made my birthday so memorable....(Una get mouth).... First to God almighty for keeping me alive and surrounding me with the most amazing people on planet earth....Then thank you to leboo, God bless you for me...*puppy eyes + kisses*..... To all my friends and family, my colleagues and..... The greatest, the ever repping mobylizers... ese gan o. Ojo ayo yin ko ni di ibanuje loruko Jesu ooo (your day of joy will not turn to your day of sorrow in Jesus name Amen)... Mehn if I try and give you all the major download of my birthday and the weekend, I doubt this post will end...LOL

Well.. I will just summarise for summary sake...:Hehehee

Let's do this..*clears throat*

My ever cute bestie, Bimbo came to see me in the office...very early in the morning.... She even got to my office before me...hehehee.. And she gave me my birthday gift, sang for me and left.... dasalll.(I cross my heart)...

Then I got these cards from Leboo and my colleague, Mr. Yomi

Then my friend, Tijani, surprised me with Breakfast at work... how cute. Thanks so much dear....*bats lashes*... Then my colleagues gave me money and plenty gifts...*happy*.. A friend of my colleague looked at how nice and sweet I was and decided to give me a gift of a pack of fruit Juice. I guess she was indirectly telling me to stop drinking coke....hmnn.. Thanks Ebun...LOL

The highlight of the day was Leboo sending me cakes at work...one huge one and then 12 cupcakes.....*singing..cos I'm happy*... It was a huge surprise cos I was thinking I was going to have a cakeless birthday... And the cake tasted yummy.. thanks huni...*big kiss*...(In french)..

I will still be hawt in Jesus name o..awon aye pipu

After work, I went to SPURS with my friends and I ate so much that I farted all night...*covers face*.LOOL...and yes it was killing....hahaha.. Anyway,after over feeding at spurs, we went to see the movie FANTASTIC FOUR.....

*CUTS IN* ...

Please I urge you all,abeg download the movie on your laptop, no need to pay money to see this one....It was a waste of time and money... I dinor like it at all... tsheewww.... It was below par..a 4 for me...*shrugs*

My birthday was totally fun and awesome....The calls, the texts, the mails, they were all overwhelming. ...I can't just describe it.. Thank you all so much...MWUAH!

That was my birthday download.....

My weekend was good..... On saturday, I went to the premiere of the movie DAVE AND GOLLY at the Silverbird cinema on the Island......And errr...errrrmm.... Let's just say I didn't get to watch the movie for certain reasons.... I got two press passes and I was chilling in the VIP like a boss...haha....But the premiere couldn't hold....I sha enjoyed the VIP status...I hope the organisers get themselves together and quickly announce a new date for the primiere..

Here's what I looked like

Red carpet thangs..yipeee

Sunday,I had a make over job and I had to be there early... This client of mine "Doesn't"...emphasis on "doesn't", wear makeup at all. So she said she wanted to look like herself after the makeover. And I think I did just that. You can be the judge...

To everyone that takes their time out everyday to make sure Moby is happy, I pray that happiness shall not leave you and your household...Amen!!!.

And guys...lemme do one gbeborun .....*whispers*..I think I am going to get 4 out of my wish list......*whispers Yay*... I think ni o.*fingers crossed...The list is looking good from where I stand...*wink*..I'll keep quiet now let me not come and go and jinx it...LOL.

Once again, thank you all plenty.

Have a wonderful week ahead...me love ya all....mwaahhh

Cheers!

Happy new month Fam...

As you step into this new month, may God's goodness be renewed upon you and your family. Your better days are here in Jesus name. Amen

Welcome to the Ember month

Love you loads....

AKWABAA....

I had to double check google for my post title. It means it was a fun weekend *covers face*

So I have officially arrived.... I'm sure when I said I was going out the country, most of you thought I was going abroad... Very soon...very very soon in Jesus name.

How are you and how was your weekend?

My weekend was shakitibobo (meaning AMAZING) I travelled to Accra Ghana and mehn did I have fun even though it was for a very short time (2 days) but it was worth it. This weekend download is just going to be pictures with little captions underneath... I really do not want to bore you guys.

The hotel we lodged in gave us free breakfast.. I liked :)

Scary right? Hahaha... Going out to the mall

Who starts their day without a good selfie...Hello

Leboo doesn't know how to smile for a good selfie... I should put an evil cap on this picture...hehe

Ghana's mall is amazing.. Very long and big.. I walked half the mall and begged leboo to carry me. He couldn't so we gave up the journey of checKing out the entire mall. Ikeja city mall is a learner beside Ghana's mall..kai

We went to eat after leaving the mall... I might decide to move to Ghana...just because of their food. Now i'm hungry *sad face*

Bright, our cab driver.

I had to take a picture of our waitress. She was super nice..and fine.. Tito was even scoping her...haaaaa

Tito's food. Banku and groundnut soup with goat meat

My food. Fufu and palm nut soup with red fish... The fufu was amazeballs..kai

I ordered this crab and it was the best crabs I've tasted in my entire life...kai

Bright's food. Fufu and groundnut soup...hmnn

Their coke is not as sexy as ours. Smaller bottle and doesn't taste like ours...fini

On our way to the hotel, we decided to go GO KARTING. My first time though... I liked it

Then we played game afterwards... After we were done, we realized MONEY E HAFF FINISH. Hahahahaha... Tito will kill me for including this part..

We got back to he hotel and I decided to rest and like flash, I couldn't find Leboo anywhere. I went to look for him and I found him stealing champagne and biscuit in the kitchen.... NOTE: not true story but that's what it looked like...haha

Saturday, we decided to go to the Art market... Beautiful place indeed...

Then we decided to go and see a few of our Ghanaian friends... We had to rush everything cos we had limited time to spend in Ghana *sad*. I made up my mind to taste Ghana jollof rice so as to make sense of this Nigeria - Ghana jollof rice argument.

Ghana jollof rice is fake jollof rice... Naija jellof rice beats it hands down.. I just had to taste it.. Ghanaians are missing big time

Then I ordered fufu to compensate for the fake jellof rice. Their fufu makes too much sense o...hmnnn

And then off to the beach

Hooked up with a few friends.. That's Gift and Lukman.

I am a good photographer... I know. Thank you very much *takes a bow*

Notice my new Ghana sandal. I will rock it till the sandal runs away from my house..haha

Photo bomber...haha

And that is the end of my Ghana chillingz.

Overall, Accra is a beautiful city. I was comparing everything to Lagos most of the time. The people, the market, the food, their dance, their history e.t.c. If you've travelled to all the four corners of the Earth and you've not been to Ghana, I think you are missing.

BREAKING NEWS

Moby came back to Lagos with extra 3 kg added to her weight... NOOOOOOO..... WHYYYYY?????? Evil people at work on my case o. Okay o *sad face*

Let me surprise you guys. Did you know that some people do not know who Olamide is (the shakitibobo guy)? That is like super weird. I opened my mouth when I asked some people about him and they said 'Who is he?'. I wan die...haha

So if anyone had a better weekend than Moby's, then my next trip would definately be to the moon and I will now hear what you will say next.

So what did I miss? Who missed me cos I missed everyone. I really did...

Oya gist me o..

Eti sen?

Me daa si (check google o)..hahaha

Good morning mi lovies...
Its been forever I put up a rant post..kai.. Things are definately getting better...hmnn

I'm sorry my rant is coming in late today... I forgot to take pictures of the cards *imagine that*. Please forgive me.

So today I want to rant. You know Moby hardly rants but when she does, you know there is fire on the mountain. I am not a complainer (some evil people will say otherwise now)..I know but I hate it when someone tries to play smart.

I have accepted the apology of the organisation I am about to put on a blast because they did a good job on what I ordered for, but there is no excuse for me not to tell you guys my ordeal and a do little review of my own.

So here goes my rant.

*cracks fingers*

Some days ago I was going through Oluwabloom's blog and I noticed she did a review about a printing company called PRINTIVO. She said lots of good things about them and so I decided to check them out.

Printivo is an online printing company. It is a DIY (Do-it-yourself) web-to-print solution, that helps to deliver printed materials such as business cards, letterheads, handbills, greeting cards, envelopes and invitation cards right to customers doorsteps . They are trying to make printing affordable for people and they have designs to suit everyone and any business. The only card design I didn't see on their site was armed robbery business and prostitute cards. Just joking o.

I remembered Tito had been looking for a good printer to do his business cards and he had been procrastinating doing it so I decided to surprise him, so myself and my colleague (Dr. Dami) got to work and started designing just one business card... one business card o cos you have to be very creative to get a good card.

I wanted something simple and classy and mehn did they have too much template to choose from so myself and my colleague finally agreed on one of the template and we went on to the next level which was designing it.

I only ordered 100 as a test run and so I could see the quality of the cards...which I must say was worth the whole wahala. The quality of the card was fair enough. I give it a 9.

The first problem I had with their site was trying to adjust the template to my taste. It was kind of difficult. At a point, I had to restart my system cos I thought it was my system messing up but it was still the same problem afterwards.

I had to call them at some point sef cos it was beginning to look like an impossible task to finish.

Then, you have to watch what you are typing carefully cos the letters can just decide to go crazy on you and then GBAM you have helicopter instead of aeroplane. Just joking o but something like that.

I think they have to do something about educating their customer service about what they do and how they do it in the company. At a point, I felt like the person I was talking to had no idea of what I was saying and so she had to refer me to another person. But she was very polite all through.

I got my delivery in 6 working days...SIX... when I was promised 2 working days. I cannot believet mehn... I was so angry I even called them once to cancel my order. But the customer service rep didn't even give me the chance to say CANCEL talkless of MY ORDER. She did well. I give her thumbs up for that. And then she kept calling all day to apologise and confirm if I got my order...even said I should forgive the company on her behalf. For why na???

Then you have an option of attaching pictures but when I did, it gave me a totally different result. I just deleted it and used a plain background. Abi..

I like the fact that they have the option of people uploading their own design. I think when you do, you pay less. I dunno o. Not very sure. You can confirm on their instagram page.

I like the table card holder they placed the cards in...It is super cute.

The delivery guy was also very nice. He was begging and pleading on behalf of his people. I like when everyone cares about where they work. I have had an encounter with a particular company (I won't mention names so the guy won't lose his job). The delivery guy was so rude and he didn't care that he was an ambassador of his company. He talked anyhow and when he delivered the chocolate my colleague ordered, it was in shambles and he didn't give a hoot. But this printivo guy was cool.

All in all, I give them a 7. I am not a witch o. Na true I dey talk. I would have given them a 10 if they had not delayed my order and if I was able to design without wahala but all in all, I will still use them again. I hope they see this and they send my cards immediately I click on order cos if they delay my order again kperen, I would sue them.

I think everyone should have a business card or a personal card. The way the world is revolving, people will not ask for your number anymore. Before you start saying my number is 08087...they would move to the next option ni. They would ask for your business/ personal card. People do not even ask for pins anymore, they scan barcodes and that's it. The last time someone asked me for my phone, he went to my bbm and scanned my barcode and I was looking like a zombie cos I didn't even know it worked (shame on me). So I suggest that you guys check them out and get your own cards. See free advert o..kai.

I think I am generous with this my rant. I was so angry yesterday, I threatned to do a bad review on my blog. Kaiii... I am a terrorist kai.

Thanks so much for stopping by...

Now I have calmed down cos Tito loved his card and everyone else did... *takes a bow*. Ayam a good geh frend o..*bats lashes*

Cheers....

Helllppp...

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Life Is Fun With Tito :D

*SIGH*

*Clearing off cobwebs and mosquitoes in here*

.... Its been how long? 1 month and plenty days? Father in heaven.... I never thought it was possible for me not to blog for a month..but I did and even exceeded my imagination. I am so sorry *sad face*.....

This post is not planned so who knows where I will go with this? I’m not going to lie, I am beyond terrified at the thought of posting this but I just have to.

Recently I have been going through a really rough patch (maybe not a BIG really...but really sha) and it’s sort of brought me to a really bad place. The reason there has been no blog posts is because I feel like anything I write or come up with is just not good enough. You all know how Moby writes and I wouldn't want to fall short of expectations.

I really want to start doing more DIY posts, beauty posts like I used to but I can't cos I have lots of limitations I wouldn't want to bore you all with. I am trying so hard to stay strong and you guys have been amazing. A big thank you to everyone. I don't want to mention names but up until last night (and with this Linda Ikeji's mansion story), I have been getting so much comment from you all to come back to blogsville... Being really honest, doing the past posts that I have done has been great. Everyone who has followed, liked and commented I cannot thank you enough. Ye have been amazing. Everyone has been so nice here. Thank you.

Yesterday, I decided to check Linda Ikeji's blog. I already heard loads of gist about her heaven-on-earth mansion... Kai that house is a fine house kwa. I do not know how to envy people but mehn I am envious of Linda Ikeji.... CHINEKE MEHHHHHHH..... Fire...

She said something yesterday in her blog post and I just held on to it. She said "You are beautiful and you are stronger than you know. There's absolutely nothing you can't achieve if you set your mind to it, put your heart and soul into it."

She started her post by saying "I'm 35 years old and I have never...never ever in my life slept with a man for money. Not only have I never done it, I have never even considered it.."

Ladies, if you want to sleep with a man, do it because you love him and/or you want to enjoy it... Never ever sleep with a man for money. Unlike Linda Ikeji, I have considered it o. I will not lie. When I was in Uni, the biggest richest girls on campus were the RUNZ girls but I couldn't bring myself to do it. I can't even kiss you if I don't like you..talkless of having sex. I am no saint o but there's a limit to the things I can do. I am not being judgmental but how many people do you want to sleep with to build a house or buy a car? Just hustle hard and hustle smart. Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, “She doesn’t have what it takes.” They will say, “Women don’t have what it takes.”

Enough of my story, I had little or no idea people still checked this little space of mine after I left it for so long but then people started asking me how far with our blog na... It shows I am doing something right and I hope I keep making you all proud.

As depressed as I feel this morning, I feel there's someone out there that needs to hear this. Just believe in yourself and work hard...and work smart. Never underestimate God's love for you and the power of prayer.

I am back and hopefully I don't leave again. I promise to get some great posts ready for you within a week.

I love you all like......KILODE.. *HAHA*

Hey Booboolies of the Booboolized community (that sounded super cool in my head).

Whagwan ma niggas.... Mehn I'm back like play like play o. There is God in everything we are doing sha.

I've missed you all like ki lo n banging si mi leti... hahaha *covers face*.. I am still tush..Don't get it twisted..*winks*

So..... while I was on sabbatical, I got this inspiration about this post. I did not say divine inspiration o... Don't know how or why but I found myself making up this post and thinking to myself, "DO IT". Hahaha....

Please, this post is for age 18 and above. If you are 17 and half years old, please leave NOW. If your parents catch you, don't say it is me o. I will not take the fall for this at all.

Today, girls, let’s discuss the ‘Big O’-related questions. I’ll admit, this is the topic you are always interested in but a little bit self-conscious to talk about....abi I lie?

Some days ago, a friend of mine (who is a guy) confided in me about the Big O question and I'm thinking to myself 'Moby you are a bad geh...why is it you they are always asking bad questions ehn?'. But one thing (or two things) that I have realized about myself is I have my way of making people super comfortable around me and I know too many things for my age. Too many things. Trust me you do not want to spend a day in my head. Hahaha

This is how I feel my brain is always like...

...That's because I read alot and I ask loads of questions. My doctor friends can testify to that. I am no hypocrite and I am very realistic... I see a lot of Christians push people out of the church all in the name of 'Holier than thou". Nobody holy pass o. Let us just seek wisdom the right way. Even the bible says in Proverbs 4 "Pay attention and gain understanding."

Back to my gist, Scientists say the Big O is just a reflex of the autonomic nervous system.

This so-called reflex gives us the widest range of feelings and emotions. And the fact that it’s short-lived makes it even more pleasurable. It’s the only thing that feels better than biting a chocolate cake after the diet. But these few seconds of pleasure aren’t so easy as they may seem. Sometimes things get complicated at the crucial ‘O’ moment. That’s why hitting the information about ‘G-spot’, and ‘O-spot’ has become a girls’ hobby. It’s possible to learn to be orgasmic (or to become more orgasmic) knowing some tips and tricks that can help us, girls, to reach the ‘Holy Grail’ of intimacy and maybe teach the married folks how to bring the game on in the bedroom. Here are some incredible guidelines to enter the ‘Sexual Wonderland’.

Seriously??? I'm doing this

1. How long does it take to cross the finish line?

To start an orgasm successfully, women need to be having ‘good sex’. I know this sounds vague but your guy needs to know how to bring you along, oh so slowly, caressing your back, your neck, kissing you in those special places.Hmnnnn....

The more kisses you give, the more your blood flow increases. The foreplay makes women super sensitive. Then starts the next level and it’s so important not to spoil everything because it’s easy to ruin your day's hardwork. The wrong move, the needless word, the unfriendly orgasm position – all these factors matter and you both should pay extra attention to them being between the sheets. There's this myth that a woman needs more than an hour to reach the point of the biggest sexual satisfaction. Quite literally 20 minutes of well played sexual intercourse is enough to reach the peak. As for the orgasm duration, unfortunately it can’t be more than 20 seconds. Then the lactogenic hormone blocks your sexual impulses for an hour, right at the moment your brain got the signal of satisfaction.

2. Making noise and talking dirty sometimes enhances the orgasm.

Oh yeees! This is the perfect chance to scream and shout as much you want. You can also moan, grunt or sigh. Your sexual sounds bring your lovemaking drive and energy up to their highest centers. A friend of mine was gisting about the worse orgasmic sound he has heard in his lifetime. It sounded like this..... *I will try not to laugh at this point* "Yeeee....Mogbe o...Moku o..bee ni... Ohhhh... Save me... Rush me... Noooo... Yesss"..

and it continue till about 30 seconds.

I am not saying that's bad but the truth about orgasm is you can never control what you say or do. You just blurt it out as you feel it *covers face*.

3. Some sex positions are more orgasm-friendly

Did you know that some guys take individual classes called ‘She won’t fake it anymore’ where they learn about these orgasm-inducing techniques.

Try to experiment with several poses to choose the best range of motion and angles to reach the right spots. After a couple of sessions, you’ll have some pretty good ideas how both of you should move.

P.S. The ‘Doggie Style’ and ‘Woman on the Top’ a.k.a. ‘Lazy Doggie’ are the most popular O-inducing positions because they stimulate a woman’s vaginal walls more thoroughly (I had to check google for that).

So at this point, I think I have said enough.*getting ready to run off*

NOTE: If you are not married, do not try this. You shall learn about your Big-O when you find your husband or your wife.

I am an ambassador for Abstinence and/or safe sex. IF YOU MUST DO IT, PLEASE PROTECT YOURSELF.

I remain loyal as always.

Remember, nothing good comes easy. You have to work for it.

X0XO

Cheers.....

Thank God it's Friday o.....

Yes I am happy it's Friday. This week has been very slow and I was really praying for today (and almost even fasted sef). I have been feeling a little under the weather and I know I need to rest mehn... But I will do that this weekend. No owanbe, no party, just sleep. And my weekend download will be 'AND MOBY SLEPT'. The end.

I want to still say a big thank you to you guys mehn. The amount of calls I have received in 3 days from both anonymous and the ones I know have been mind-boggling. So you guys even missed me but none of you volunteered to take me to Dubai so I can get my groove back ehn? *folds arms...sulking*

Thank you all so much. I am feeling like Beyonce right now mehn....shiii. Like my dear Duru will say "My flabber have been gasted'. God bless you all. May you always be remembered in Jesus name.

So I want to see the amount of buttys and ajepakos we have here. ~~Leboo once called me PAKO-BUTTER~~. I am a mixture of both. I can thrive anywhere...just bring it on. I can use fork and knife and even form briti-american accent join....and I can also use my finger and use coke to wash my hand when I'm done *covers face*.

If you have an idea of the pictures below, just say 'AYE'. And if you don't, when next you see me, just kneel down to greet me cos I am your egbon (elder).

I did this plenty times...there was nothing to cover then

My sister fell in love with a guy because of this...its called CATAPULT

Lola come over here....we took this all the time when we attended Ogba Primary School...hehe

Lemme not lie....I did not drink any of this...but I have seen the bottle before*covers face*

My fave was the rectangular one on the left...can't explain the taste but it is sweet sha

This chewing gum saved lives in Primary school...I learnt how to make the smacking gum sound with Banana chewing gum..yaaay

No birthday in the 90s was complete without cabin biscuit.... kai

I truly did not meet this one...I'm sure Tito didn't too

Stove iron...the iron of the lower class...haha. I still have one in my house sef... NEVER EVER TRUST PHCN

Akara....hmnnn...now I'm hungry..kai

So I think I have been able to prove to y'all that I am an old woman. I am not your mate at all at all...read my lips..I am not your mate o. Don't try me. Just took you all back memory lane and tell us that Moby is an old soul... She don ol'.

Anyways, you all should have an amazing weekend. Send me your owanbe pictures and make me jealous.

And so I open the door to a blessed, peaceful weekend. Please don't drink and drive... I love you too much...

Cheers....

Hellurrrr....

Hellurrrr...

Where are all these shildren???

Oh..there you are...

What's crackalacking???

I hope I didn't put your eyes on the road (se mi o sha fi oju e sona) *yoruba interpretations sha*...

Today's post is one of my very random post..very very random... I didn't even think of the post sef before putting it up.. Please ignore typos o...

Enjoy

I am a lot of things

Yes I know....I am a handful... but I am

not a thief.... the only thing I steal this days is Tito's money
not a hypocrite
not a ass licker... People say we need to do a lil bit of a**kissing to get some favors. I do not judge but I am terrible at it.
not a murderer.
a helpless romantic... as opposed to what a lot of you think *covers face*. I fall in love hopelessly.
not perfect.... I make mistake... a whole lot of them. I mess up... most of the time. I have evil thoughts (I have killed a lot of people in my head)... I make stupid decisions.. I am very impulsive. I still get a little conscious of myself and my flaws.. I sin (Yes I sin) but then I always remind myself of how my imperfections make me who I am. I am Moby afterall...

Yesterday, I was talking to a friend and she was going to describe a certain person and she said "That babe with two left legs....the one with scars on her hand" and at that moment, I thought to myself... If anyone was going to describe me, what adjective would they use. Will they say 'That girl with two big front tooth and has a big head' or 'That girl that likes to talk and make people laugh'

I went to see my bestie today and I made her laugh all through. She didn't know but all through my stay with her, I was just thinking to myself "what's making this one laugh sef... see her small head" and she just kept on laughing at my dry jokes. I know she'll kill me when she sees this *covers face* but the truth is I always want to put a smile on people's faces. I do not want to hear about how sad you are all the time or how depressed you are...I just want you to be happy... and this little blog of mine is my own avenue of doing that.

Once I met a blog reader and she said "Moby I just love your blog. Makes me feel like I'm gisting with you... Before nko *winks at Ope*. That's the aim. To make everyone feel at home.

Mwahhhhhh...

My weekend was SLEEPFUL... And Moby slept....hehe

Thanks for your time mi lovies.

In the words of a wise man, thanks for the past 7 minutes of your time..even though I know it was less.

I have an hilarious post for y'all... See ya tomorrow...Lemme go and get ready for it *runs off*

CHEERS...

Hello Mobylizers...

Feels so good to be back o.. I am loving it big...*winks*

So I was going through my friend's blog, NSG, (she is hilarious...you should totally check out her blog) and I saw this amazing post and I decided to share this with you guys. Please don't say I haff baje finish.... *covers face*. Enjoyyyy while I type my own ordeal... hehe..

‘You are so beautiful‘ was Sam’s response to the photo of my googled breasts.

"Beautiful?"... A photo that had no face.

I replied with the shy emotion icon.

As though his intentions were to compensate me, he said he was hard again and another photo of an erect manhood entered my phone. I am a fast learner so I typed, ‘It’s beautiful.’

Then I came up with the excuse that it was time for general morning devotion in my house and I had to run along. I knew a picture of “the other part of my body” was at stake if I stayed an extra second to chat with him.

From that day, I avoided late night chats and early morning chats with him. In the afternoons when we chatted, I always gave him the impression that I was hurdled with one house chore or the other. Sam was the persistent type. He still sent me photos of his p***s most mornings even though I rarely opened his chat until midday. Then I would type,

‘It’s beautiful’

Three days after, a new p***s photo.

‘Its beautiful’

One week after and another p***s photo,

“It is beautiful”

Notice how I interchanged those two words? Like I mentioned earlier, I am not very good at holding a conversation with a penis.

Then one afternoon, in the middle of a random chat with Sam, he called me an extremely boring person. I knew what stemmed his anger and as annoying as he was, I did not want to upset him further so I went to the good old google to find a vagina for myself.

Later than evening, I struck a conversation with him.

When he typed ‘So what are you wearing dear?‘ I knew the time had come.

When he asked to see colour of my pant, I just respected myself and sent him my new ‘thing’.

Judging from his remarks on my breasts, I was expecting him to call me all the sweet names in the world but he surprised me by sending,

‘Aw. It’s really clean’

Apparently, there is nothing like a beautiful or angelic vagina. An old friend of mine was seriously disturbed cos the first day her boyfriend saw her thing, he said, “It looks nice.”

Is ‘clean’ or ‘nice’ the only compliment a girl can get? I hope not.

Sorry for the digression.

Sam also asked for a photo of my breasts and luckily, I still had the former one so I applied sepia effects (no IG then) to the breasts and resent it.

He asked why I could not take a fresh photo and I said,

“But it is still the same breasts. Nothing has changed.”

“Take a new one jhoorrrr” I forgot to mention he was fond of using the slang “jhoooorrr” in a very annoying manner.

He argued that he usually sent me different photos of his penis. I said it doesn’t matter cos the penis always repeats the same pose (i.e erect) in all the photos so it makes no difference too.

He LOLed and asked if I trust him. I replied in affirmation.

I expected him to edge off only for him to say all I needed to do to prove that is to capture my face in the photo.

Eh?

That my eyes are sexy and he would go crazy if he sees my eyes and breasts in the same photo. Like he was not crazy already for demanding such? I was so mad at him. To hell with a discontented penis!I told him to use blackberry picstory app to stitch a photo of my eyes and breasts together cos there was no way I was going to play that sort of rough game with my future.

He called and began bashing me again. This time around I made no effort to pacify him. Literally, my phone was on speaker on my bed while I picked beans until he was tired of talking.

When I checked my BBM contact list after the call ended, he had deleted me. We reconciled on Facebook a few weeks later but by then, the lust had faded and I refuted him when he offered to re-add me on BBM.

Last time I heard of him, he’s was in Canada.

In case you are wondering the essence of this lewd post, I met a guy last week. Just when I was wondering how many more frogs will I kiss, he had the guts to chat me up three nights ago to say,

HIM: Lagos rain is crazy. im so cold.

ME: Sorry.

HIM: You’re ok?

ME: sure.

HIM: Lucky.Wish you were here to warm me .

ME: Lol

HIM: Hmmmm….So tell me what you’re wearing?

D E L E T E D!

I promise to share my own story tomorrow...haha. Are all men like this? I am so tempted to type my own story right now but I will tomorrow..

Someone just said that some women also do it..asking for nudes from guys. Is it true? Cos I don't think a woman would cos of pride... or am I giving women too much regard? Opinions needed.

*Zooms Off*

Today’s Scripture

“Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you.”

(1 Peter 5:7)

TODAY’S WORD

God cares so much about you today. Not only does He love and care about you, He cares about the things that concern you as well. If you have concerns, worry or anxiety about something in your life today—finances, relationships, your job or anything else—know that your heavenly Father already has a plan to take care of those things for you. It’s a good plan, and He wants to show Himself strong on your behalf.

Scripture reminds us that the lilies of the field and the birds of the air are cared for, how much more will your heavenly Father take care of you? Today, cast your anxiety on Him and trust that He is going to take care of you. Refuse to dwell on your problems and don’t allow them to steal your peace and joy any longer. Instead, meditate on His Word and confess His promises over your life. Cast your cares on Him and experience His peace, joy and blessing all the days of your life!

A Prayer for Today

“Father, thank You for loving me and caring for me. I cast my cares on You and trust that You are working behind the scenes on my behalf. I set my mind on You and look for Your goodness in my life in Jesus’ name. Amen.”

SOURCE - JOEL AND VICTORIA OSTEEN

I have come again...

Mobylizers I have come again....

Holyspirit come and take control

I know a lot of you are yinmu-ing at me right now...even me sef I am yinmu-ing at my self

Truthfully I have been busy. Have you ever had to dump everything just to complete one thing? (I hope I just made sense sha)... Well I needed to complete a task that involved the whole of my attention and so I had to take casual leave.. e ma binu. Someone even threatned to bomb blogsville if come back with the excuse of sabbatical... Oya no sabbatical o...na casual leave this time. Hehehe

Whagwan mi lovies... What's crackalacking???

I have been up to so many things of late. Where do I start from?

Okay I have decided to embrace my natural hair journey well.. The hair has suffered. I show my hair very little attention but the hair has decided to grow irrespective... So I am an affiliate of African Naturalistas hair product. If you are a natural hair owner (cos its your hair na so you are the landlord of your head) or if you have relaxed hair on your head (you are still a landlord), please order your hair product, from oils to butters to accessories. I could do free delivery..as long as you stay in Ogba or Ikeja..hehe.

Also, I noticed I've been a giver of late which is very very weird for me. Hol up... I am not a selfish person..no I am not. I could be selfish with my shoes and that's because I feel most people will not rock it the way i'll rock it (you get my drift shey?) but I used to give back then with the thought in mind. One of my goals at the beginning of the year was spiritual upliftment in every area and being a cheerful giver is one of it. I am not where I want to be now o but I still have 55 more days mehn... We are getting there...Yipeee

I just want to use this opportunity to apologise to everyone I might have offended, knowingly and unknowingly. I am very sorry but the truth is my brain has too much charge and if I don't cause wahala, I might just explode. The few people that understand me know that I mean no harm. Really I don't. So Mobylizers, Moby is sorry for anything you are angry about. Maybe I once omitted your name when I was giving shout outs, or I show one person more preference than the other, no be me o. Or I forgot to reply your comment but I did to other comments, I swear it was a mistake. Please forgive me. I really do love y'all and I appreciate the comments and the likes. God bless us all.

Its FRIDAY mehnnn..... Yipeeeee... And I have decided in my church mind to SLEEP. No unnecessary waka (outing) this weekend. But if you have an owanbe, invite me o...lemme come and shake my bombom... hehe

And...I OPEN THE DOOR TO AN AMAZING WEEKEND... GO YE AND SHAKE BOMBOM...

Cheers

SOURCE

I am writing this post because Oyce said I wasn’t going to put up any weekend download today…. Ntoi I will formulate my own weekend download… whether the devil likes it or not.

Someone saw me over the weekend and asked if my love for Jollof rice had ended cos she saw me in the house on a Saturday… I just looked at her and shook my head. She doesn’t know that my staying at home now is cos I am planning for serious turning up. It’s almost Christmas na and I know how much turnt up will occur this December so I am booting and loading and getting ready.

Anyways who turned up last weekend? Who shakiti bobo’d and shokied? The amount of weddings and birthday parties I see being held every weekend have increased considerably... CHAE. There is always owanbe happening at every corner. I was even tempted to crash a party but the Holyspirit held me back… Somebody shout Halleluyah…

I was just thinking of the joy of seeing wedding jollof again....it was supercaliferously mind-blowing *clears throat*...

I laid on the bed reminiscing on the slightly orange, single grained rice, with a distinct aroma that could still be perceived days after… that piece of fried meat sitting gallantly in the middle staring at you. Please do not insult my Nigerian wedding Jollof… This is a revered meal. My mum tries to make it taste like wood jollof rice but it can’t werk (my Ghanian way of saying WORK) and please don’t let me start with the taste of Ghana jollof rice… It is no competition at all…

I am not a glutton, but my oh my! but there is something about wedding jollof rice that makes you want to swim in rice and tomato paste with maggi…hahaha. I couldn’t think of anything better..*covers face*

Who is feeling this testimony brethren?? Glory Glory!!!

One of my favourite hymns in church says " I need no other argument, I need no other plea"...for Jollof, I need no other invitation.

I remember this one time I went wedding crashing with my sister… kai the things I do sha… We had no invitation…no friends at the party… we didn’t even know the colour combination… I took my time to take my bath, skipped breakfast to make space for the meal of the day… meal to come....my jollof. We tied gele, did our makeup (thank God for makeup talent) and wore aso ebi looking like better pipu and I was feeling like...

We decided to go to one place (I won’t mention before someone would read this and bounce me when next I go there for a wedding I’m invited for)

We allowed our noses guide us to the perfect seat, not too far from where we could see the couple, and relatively close to where the servers would see us first. Gbam!!

A friend of mine gave me this little hint... If they share wine and soft drinks for everyone, and then drop water, serviette and tooth pick on your table, I can assure you with 98% confidence, you are getting no jollof that day.

During the chairman's speech, they started serving the food, beginning from the high table. The ushers kept passing my table with hot steaming jollof as if we were invisible. I acted cool because they had just started serving. I was even thinking it was my Sister’s gele that was making the ushers ignore us but it kept happening for too long.

I was praying in my heart, wondering what I did wrong in my past life to deserve this treatment… I started confessing my sins and casting out demons and powers that were working against my chopping of rice. By now, the worms in my stomach had no chills anymore. It was either I fed them or they were gonna…yes gonna destroy me. I started praying for favor too..I had to eat mehn. I had to just taste the rice. I just wanted to take one base.

Relief came my way, I saw that dear usher walk towards our table with a tray holding one plate of jollof and fried rice. I was forgiven of my past sins! I smiled ever so beautifully, as I stretched out my hands to collect my food....and she walked by. She looked at me and with her devil reddish face and she said to me “b***ch go home..no food for you”… I thought she said something like that in her mind sha. I had to gently drop one hand first then scratched my head with the other before dropping it and I was looking for the closest sand to do a spongebob move...

My world had just crumbled. I couldn't take it anymore. My worms were in revolt and my sister didn’t look like she cared so much. I stood up calmly, my face drained of all emotions. I couldn’t quite place if the pain I felt was from the betrayal of no jollof, or the war going on in my stomach. I stood up, started thinking of What Would Jesus Do… then I tapped my sister and suggested that we picked another venue (the things I can do for jollof, oh!!). We got to this other venue and there was everything I wanted. We had a bowl of all the drinks we ever wanted… the ushers were super nice and I ate the jollof rice of a lifetime. I am so tempted to speak in tongues now…hahahaha

If I ever the see the usher at the other wedding, the one that made my testimony incomplete, the one who betrayed my trust and made me question God’s love for me, I will tap her, look her eyeball to eyeball, clench my fist and give her a nice chop knocku because she only made my love for jollof rice increase in height and weight and length (did you really think I was capable of punching anything asides my pillow)

Affliction shall not rise a second time. I made up my mind from that day never to crash a party even though I had fun.

All I want to do right now is eat jollof rice….and I have decided this weekend is the weekend. I am going on a Jollof rice spree starting Friday and I promise to take a picture of each day’s rice and make you all jealous. How perfect is that?

I want to give a shout out to Miriam Ezeka and Oyce…. They are our newest recruit into the mobilizing family. We love you… Take first timer kiss abeg…

mwahhhhh..

Y’all should have an amazing tantalizing week ahead.

Love you plenty…

Cheers….

Hey booboolies and booboopas...(How does my brain work? Haha)

What's going on???

How's your week going?

It's Wednesday already and the weekend is closer than I thought. My Jollof rice spree is all I'm looking forward to this weekend. Someone said she doesn't understand our love for jollof rice. Someone else said she prefers fried rice...mmbo. Why na. Jollof rice is the ishh mehn. Is it the burnt effect or the colour or the aroma... skalabagata ma ma ma...*God forgive me o*. Fried rice ain't bad seeing its healthy cos of the vegetables but not like my jellof rice.

Enough of my stupid cravings this afternoon. So we got a Dear Moby in our archive today. You know the way we do it. For the first timers in the house, Dear Moby is a series I started to help my fellow mobylizers on issues close to their heart. I like to see myself as a psychologist, counsellor and helper. So if there's anything you are going through and you think you need a second or third opinion, just send to my mail moby.amusu@gmail.com and you have the rights to tell me to publish or not. Everything we say is confidential. So Let's do this... let's help a fellow Mobylizer. Please no insults o. Thanks

Dear Moby,

I don't know how you people do it but relationships can be hard. I see a lot of happy smiling couples on Instagram and I'm thinking to myself how and where I went wrong with mine.

So I have been dating this guy for 10 months. Amazing guy. He is handsome, cool, nice, very playful, he is razz and toosh at the same time, he makes me laugh and the sex? Don't let me type that because I know you have a lot of christian readers and I do not want to be judged.

The problem now is he gives off a player vibe. If you see him, you will conclude that he is a player. I can't explain it. I don't know if its the way he smiles or the way he talks but ladies just like him. I know he loves me. I over know it because all the time I try to push him off, he keeps coming back. The latest problem now is I went through his phone "hashtag Team Snoop" and there's this girl I have been suspecting him with. She calls all the time and when I confront him, he says I'm paranoid and she's just a friend. I noticed he changed the girl's name on his BBM and that made me check their chat. He tells her everything which I felt was something special we shared. That wasn't even the painful part. He told the girl that he likes her and she said she likes him too. I decided to confront him and he said he didn't mean it like he loved her. That he meant that he liked her like a friend. At that point, I felt stupid for thinking this boy would look me in the face and lie like that to me.

I don't know what to do. I have made up my mind not to let him get to me. I have decided to take care of myself more and not take the relationship as serious as I used to but I am angry that he would cook up something as stupid as explaining what he meant by he likes a girl.

That's my chronicle.

From a broken hearted.

MOBY SPEAKS

Dear Broken hearted, I feel your pain. Trust me when I say I feel your pain. I have been through worse. My ex could lie for Nigeria and America would decide to give us their land and all their resources join. He could lie and the sun would become cold. I am terrible with paradoxes mehn. I could go on and on. Once, I saw an 'I love you' message on his phone that he sent a girl and when I asked him, he said it was a typo and that he meant to write something else. I wanted to faint... like seriously. So trust me when I say I understand how you feel. But here's what I think you should do, if you're not thinking of breaking up with him o. I think you guys should talk. Talk about how important the relationship means to you both. Is it worth fighting for? Ask him if the girl is worth breaking up the relationship because the truth is, you are lucky you found this one out...what of the ones you have no idea of. If you still feel like you're being cheated on, call me and we would think of other options...okay.

My opinion is my opinion. Would love to read what you all think she should do . Thanks as you do.

DEAR MOBY

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